Brendanjoke

It was just like any other day, or so I thought at least. The birds were chirping up on trees, clouds were rolling by the bright blue sky and Elves were dumpster diving in the alleyway.

Okay, one of those three didn't sound right...

I had a boring life once. Recently though, it has become less boring... to put it one way.

Finding a random Elf in the dumpster? Heh, must be a Monday.

A normal person would have walked by. A normal person would have ignored it.

I must be a pretty weird guy, then.

Now I have this Elf swearing her allegiance to me. What's next, vampires?

Better not jinx it.

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My Servant Is An Elf Knight From Another World

It was the scandal of the millennium, the biggest breaking news that's ever been broken - forget everything you've ever learned, throw away all your knowledge on the world's history, none of that matters now.

'Cause Amanda Collins of internet fame was no longer single.

Everything else was no longer relevant. When you live and breathe from henceforth, know that this is what our schools will be teaching, what our religions would be based around - people sometimes wonder just what the meaning of life truly could be, and well, I'm elated to say, we finally found ourselves the answer.

Sorry, does that sound utterly ridiculous and completely fucking stupid to the rational common mind? If so, then good. Means I'm still normal as of now, and Tyler was the one that's completely losing it.

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