Brendanjoke

It was just like any other day, or so I thought at least. The birds were chirping up on trees, clouds were rolling by the bright blue sky and Elves were dumpster diving in the alleyway.

Okay, one of those three didn't sound right...

I had a boring life once. Recently though, it has become less boring... to put it one way.

Finding a random Elf in the dumpster? Heh, must be a Monday.

A normal person would have walked by. A normal person would have ignored it.

I must be a pretty weird guy, then.

Now I have this Elf swearing her allegiance to me. What's next, vampires?

Better not jinx it.

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My Servant Is An Elf Knight From Another World

-"Nick the Gallant Giant still staying strong at the top! Smart move making him defender! Ain't no one even wants to mess with him, partner's a lucky sonuvabitch!"

-"Oof! Fifth place peeps just got shit on by Leon and co, taking over their spot like nobody's business! Sheesh, this guy's drifts are on a whole 'nother skill level, ladies and gents. It's almost cheating!"

-"Let's see, what else we got, what else we got - ah - seems like there's a scuffle going on for ninth place over here! Woo, look at that paint fly! Poor bastards gonna be seeing red for days! Ah, wait no, that's a foul! No throwing pain directly at the driver! You were warned already! Ragnar, Thomas, get your carriage out of the lane - you're done! Judges call!"

The Fast And The Furious, Part 2