Brendanjoke

It was just like any other day, or so I thought at least. The birds were chirping up on trees, clouds were rolling by the bright blue sky and Elves were dumpster diving in the alleyway.

Okay, one of those three didn't sound right...

I had a boring life once. Recently though, it has become less boring... to put it one way.

Finding a random Elf in the dumpster? Heh, must be a Monday.

A normal person would have walked by. A normal person would have ignored it.

I must be a pretty weird guy, then.

Now I have this Elf swearing her allegiance to me. What's next, vampires?

Better not jinx it.

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My Servant Is An Elf Knight From Another World

Truly, unequivocally, this was a foolishness that teetered at the precipice of madness.

Standing here, being here, she was once again aggravatingly reminded of the unbridled chaos and the unrelenting disharmony of humanity. Everywhere she looked, everything she heard, nothing but noise, nothing but pandemonium lashing mercilessly across every one of her senses.

It seemed it universal across all realms that humankind would prove most insufferable amongst any other. What they lacked in strength, in power, they more than made up for in numbers… and maintaining a perpetual existence for annoyance.

He, most especially, was unbearably annoying.

What did he call this? What was the term he used to describe this… this overwhelming sight beset before her eyes?

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