Brendanjoke

It was just like any other day, or so I thought at least. The birds were chirping up on trees, clouds were rolling by the bright blue sky and Elves were dumpster diving in the alleyway.

Okay, one of those three didn't sound right...

I had a boring life once. Recently though, it has become less boring... to put it one way.

Finding a random Elf in the dumpster? Heh, must be a Monday.

A normal person would have walked by. A normal person would have ignored it.

I must be a pretty weird guy, then.

Now I have this Elf swearing her allegiance to me. What's next, vampires?

Better not jinx it.

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My Servant Is An Elf Knight From Another World

Memories are a fickle thing. You remember certain things, you forget some others. It was all about presentation, really. Events have to leave a lasting imprint if you're ever going to want something to look back on one day, in which case yesterday would be something, even if my brain shrunk to the side of a goldfish, I'd never forget.

It wasn't exactly the homecoming reunion I had in mind. I wasn't as shortsighted as I may seem sometimes now, before I even departed for the journey home, I was long expecting something memorable to happen already.

After almost a year apart, after everything that's happened, hell, it'd be a more bizarre notion if nothing happened at all. But out of all things I could imagine, I never expected, well… this.

The Pale Man