Brendanjoke

It was just like any other day, or so I thought at least. The birds were chirping up on trees, clouds were rolling by the bright blue sky and Elves were dumpster diving in the alleyway.

Okay, one of those three didn't sound right...

I had a boring life once. Recently though, it has become less boring... to put it one way.

Finding a random Elf in the dumpster? Heh, must be a Monday.

A normal person would have walked by. A normal person would have ignored it.

I must be a pretty weird guy, then.

Now I have this Elf swearing her allegiance to me. What's next, vampires?

Better not jinx it.

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My Servant Is An Elf Knight From Another World

I don't think I've ever known such an instantaneous switch from good to not-so-good, and considering the things I've seen and done, that says quite a bit, doesn't it?

And it all started out so promising too. There I was, striding up the dilapidated steps to the set located all the way up at the last floor, in the absolute peak of my game and carrying cautious optimism about today's shoot… despite having not a single clue what the hell I was supposed to be doing.

Then I entered the room where all the thick wires and muffled sounds converged, rounding the corner, only to then witness this maniac of a director completely eviscerating this poor girl to the brink of tears.

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