Brendanjoke

It was just like any other day, or so I thought at least. The birds were chirping up on trees, clouds were rolling by the bright blue sky and Elves were dumpster diving in the alleyway.

Okay, one of those three didn't sound right...

I had a boring life once. Recently though, it has become less boring... to put it one way.

Finding a random Elf in the dumpster? Heh, must be a Monday.

A normal person would have walked by. A normal person would have ignored it.

I must be a pretty weird guy, then.

Now I have this Elf swearing her allegiance to me. What's next, vampires?

Better not jinx it.

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My Servant Is An Elf Knight From Another World

Amanda cooked, so in turn, I washed, clangoring the pans and plates underneath a running stream of water with a soapy sponge in hand.

As I scrubbed and rinsed away grime after grime, I couldn't help myself but to notice some funny things, stupid things, patterns and parallels between this outlier of a typical weekday morning and a day in the life of your average pair of newlyweds.

Marriage. Y'know, even now, It sounded like such a grown-up word, such a faraway prospect that barely even a blip in the horizon. So just when the hell did it get so close, so real that I'm even starting to see it in the foamy, bubbly ocean I made of the sink?

There's still time though, right? The toll of wedding bells was still a distant chime away. Twenty-three going on twenty-four, I'm still young. No need to worry about putting on the black suit just yet. Right?

After Night Aftermath