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It was just like any other day, or so I thought at least. The birds were chirping up on trees, clouds were rolling by the bright blue sky and Elves were dumpster diving in the alleyway.

Okay, one of those three didn't sound right...

I had a boring life once. Recently though, it has become less boring... to put it one way.

Finding a random Elf in the dumpster? Heh, must be a Monday.

A normal person would have walked by. A normal person would have ignored it.

I must be a pretty weird guy, then.

Now I have this Elf swearing her allegiance to me. What's next, vampires?

Better not jinx it.

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My Servant Is An Elf Knight From Another World

Just how on earth was this girl so clueless? And even more than that, so… well…

They say with age comes wisdom, if so, then surely Amelia had to have been born yesterday with the way she's being, reacting… far from the pragmatic, logical insult-machine that I'm used to.

Makes me look almost like an idiot for thinking that she only came looking for me for the sole reason and goal of tearing me open a new one for some stupid insane reason like existing or something. But, honestly speaking?

I think I might prefer the reaming….

'Least then I knew when the argument eventually stops, it really stops. We leave it there and it stays right there, with maybe the occasional follow-up in a future argument. But talks like the one we're having, every word, every piece of advice becomes action. And actions have consequences.

Vampiric Feelings, Part 2