Karaoke Night.
"Is everyone ready!" Yaoyorozu asked as Jirou finished setting up stuff
"Yep!" Most people answered
"Who will be going first?" Yaoyorozu asked
"I'll go first!" Aoyama stepping forward elegantly
"Tell Jirou what you're singing so she can get it the music started." Yaoyorozu handed the mic to Aoyama
"Whatcha singing Prince Charming?" Jirou asked
"Fabulous" by Sharpay from High School Musical." Aoyama's eyes shined
"Lovely choice."
She started the music as the lyrics started to pop up on the small screen in front of him and on the Tv screen beside him.
He already knew the lyrics so he wasn't looking at them.
"It's out with the old and in with the new
Goodbye clouds of gray, hello skies of blue
A dip in the pool, a trip to the spa
Endless days in my chaise
The whole world according to moi
Iced tea imported from England
Lifeguards imported from Spain
Towels imported from Turkey
And turkey imported from Maine
We're gonna relax and renew
You go do
(She want fabulous), that is my simple request
(All things fabulous), bigger and better and best
She need something inspiring to help me get along
(She need a little fabulous), is that so wrong?
Fabulous pool, fabulous splash
Fabulous parties even fabulous trash
Fabulous fashion, fabulous bling
(She's got to have fabulous everything
Nothing to discuss)
I need, I need, I need, I need, I need, I need
I need fabulous!"
Aoyama sang the whole song fabulously.
Everyone clapped.
"Alright who's next?" Jiro asked
Someone from Class 1-B volunteered as tribute.
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"Can he act anymore gay?" Bakugou said
"Stop being mean." Kirishima said smacking him
"No!"
"This is boring." Bakugou sighed
"Why don't you go next, so you can get it over with and go to your room or whatever." Kirishima suggested side eyeing Shinsou
"Yea, I wanna get this over with." Bakugou agreed
Tetsutetsu from class 1-B finished singing "Titanium" by David Guetta ft. SIA.
"Next!" Jirou yelled ready to change the track
"Bakugou wants to go!" Kirishima yelled
Bakugou walked up to Jirou reluctantly.
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"Dude, he's actually gonna sing? Oh, hey Shinsou." Kaminari walked up to them
Shinsou nodded.
"He's fixing to get majorly pranked." Kirishima grinned
"What are you gonna do?" Kaminari asked
"Just watch, You ready Shinsou?" Kirishima
"I'm always ready. Hey Bakugou you won't mess up will you?" Shinsou yelled
"Like hell I will!" He yelled back
"Okay then continue." Shinsou activated his quirk
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"Bakugou's gonna sing? I'm surprised." Uraraka said
"He use to sing a lot when we were kids." Midoriya remembered his childhood
"He'll probably sing something inappropriate." Iida guessed
Bakugou told Jirou what song he wanted to sing.
"I'm surprised you wanna sing." Jirou said pulling up the song
Kirishima texted her earlier about the prank so she had to change the lyrics for Bakugou to sing. Luckily Bakugou agreed to sing this some otherwise she would have wasted her time.
"I'm only doing it because Dumb Hair wouldn't leave me alone about it." Bakugou said
♪I better not get in trouble for this.♪
"Ok. Get ready." Jirou told Bakugou
The music started to play.
Bakugou started to feel weird. He glanced over to Kirishima who was smirking. Then he saw Shinsou's eyes and everything fell in to place.
(Damnit, I'm getting pranked again.)
Bakugou started singing. It was his voice, but not his words.
"Todoroki doesn't know that Deku and me do it in my van every Sunday!" Bakugou sang the first lyric
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"What?" Todoroki heard his name come out of Bakugou's mouth
Uraraka started laughing.
Iida exhaled and pushed his glasses up like a disappointed father.
Midoriya's eyes widen in shock and he blushed.
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(Really! This is what they're making me do!)
"Deku tells him he's in class, but
he doesn't go
Still he's on his knees and
Todoroki doesn't know"
(Shitty Deku is looking at me, I gotta get out somehow!)
"Oh Todoroki doesn't know oh
So don't tell Todoroki
Todo doesn't know
Todo doesn't know
(So don't tell Todoroki!)
Deku says he's home studyin',
But he's under me"
Bakugous cheeks started to turn red
(Stop, stop that! How did Deku even break free? I can't even use my quirk!)
"And I'm not stoppin' 'cause
Todo doesn't know
Todo doesn't know
Todo doesn't know
Todo doesn't know
So don't tell Todoroki
Todoroki doesn't know
(Please don't tell Todoroki!)
I can't believe he's so trustin'
While I'm right behind you thrustin'"
Bakugou pointed at Midoriya.
(I'm gonna obliterate those two after this!)
"Deku's got him on the phone
And he's tryin' not to moan"
(Wait is Deku blushing? I just said he was "tryin' not to moan," but that doesn't give him any excuses to do that damnit!)
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Midoriya was turning into a tomato then looked away in embarrassment.
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"It's a three way call
And he knows nothin', nothin'
Todo doesn't know
Todo doesn't know
Todo doesn't know
Don't tell Todoroki 'cause
Todo doesn't..."
Bakugou was jumping up and down at that last part.
The song ended and everyone was shocked.
Shinsou stopped using his quirk.
Bakugou threw the microphone against the wall and it smashed to pieces.
"SHITTY HAIR, INSOMNI-FREAK, I'M GONNA END YOU!" Bakugou's hands sparked and he ran after them
"That's our queue to run." Kirishima told Shinsou
"Right."
They both took off.
Some of the students started laughing.
Unfortunately Midoriya's cheeks were still burning.
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"That was very inappropriate, just as I had predicted." Iida said to his friends
"I agree, but it was kind of funny." Todoroki said
"What did you think Deku~?" Uraraka elbowed Midoriya
"I- I- I wasn't really pay- paying attention." Midoriya tried to say
"Sure you weren't." Uraraka giggled
"Uraraka leave him a alone." Iida said
"He can't help it if Bakugou likes him." Todoroki added
"Todoroki! Don't say that!" Midoriya whisper yelled
"I'm just joking Midoriya." Todoroki said
Midoriya crossed his arms and started to pouting.
"Alright, since Bakugou broke the microphone, I'll make another." Yaoyorozu's arm started to glitter and she pulled out a new mic
"Who wants to go next?" She asked
"I wanna go!" Ashido jumped up and grabbed the microphone
"What are we singing?" Jirou asked
"Starships" by Nicki Minaj please!" Ashido told her
"You got it E.T." Jirou said smiling
"I am way cuter than he his." Ashido giggled
The music started.
"Uh, let's go to the beach, each
Let's go get away
They say, what they gonna say?
Have a drink, clink, found the bud light
Bad bitches like me is hard to come by
The patron own, let's go get it on
The zone own, yes I'm in the zone
Is it two, three? Leave a good tip
I'mma blow off my money and don't give two shits, I'm on the floor, floor
I love to dance
So give me more, more, 'til I can't stand
Get on the floor, floor
Like it's your last chance
If you want more, more
Then here I am
Starships were meant to fly
Hands up and touch the sky
Can't stop 'cause we're so high
Let's do this one more time
Starships were meant to fly
Hands up and touch the sky
Let's do this one last time
Hands up (We're higher than a motherfucker)
Bump in my hoopty-hoopty-hoop I own that
And I ain't paying my rent this month I owe that
But fuck who you want, and fuck who you like
Dance all ya life there's no end in sight
Twinkle, twinkle little star
Now everybody let me hear you say ray ray ray
Now spend all your money cause today pay day
And if you're a G, you a G-G-G
My name is Onika, you can call me Nicki
Get on the floor, floor
Like it's your last chance
If you want more, more
Then here I am
Starships were meant to fly
Hands up and touch the sky
Can't stop cause we're so high
Let's do this one more time
Starships were meant to fly
Hands up and touch the sky
Let's do this one more time
Hands up (We're higher than a motherfucker)
Starships were meant to fly
Hands up and touch the sky
Can't stop cause we're so high
Let's do this one more time
Starships were meant to fly
Hands up and touch the sky
Let's do this one last time
Hands up (We're higher than a motherfucker)"
Ashido was dancing and jumping around so much that other people danced with her.
"That was so fun!" She said with excitement
"Good job Mina." Jirou smiled
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"Koda said he wants to go." Sato told Jirou
He was very embarrassed, but he wanted to sing his favorite song.
"What song do you wanna sing Koda?" Jirou said in a very nice tone
"I would like to sing "Silence" by Marshmallow and Khalid, please." He said quietly
"Of course." Jirou started playing the music
Koda's sweet voice filled the room.
"Yeah, I'd rather be a lover than a fighter
'Cause all my life, I've been fighting
Never felt a feeling of comfort
All this time, I've been hiding
And I never had someone to call my own, oh nah
I'm so used to sharing
Love only left me alone
But I'm at one with the silence
I found peace in your violence
Can't tell me there's no point in trying
I'm at one, and I've been quiet for too long
I found peace in your violence
Can't tell me there's no point in trying
I'm at one, and I've been silent for too long
I've been quiet for too long
I've been quiet for too long
I found peace in your violence
Can't tell me there's no point in trying
I'm at one, and I've been quiet for too long
I'm in need of a savior, but I'm not asking for favors
My whole life, I've felt like a burden
I think too much, and I hate it
I'm so used to being in the wrong, I'm tired of caring
Loving never gave me a home, so I'll sit here in the silence
I found peace in your violence
Can't tell me there's no point in trying
I'm at one, and I've been quiet for too long
I found peace in your violence
Can't tell me there's no point in trying
I'm at one, and I've been silent for too long
I've been quiet for too long
I've been quiet for too long
I found peace in your violence
Can't tell me there's no point in trying
I'm at one, and I've been quiet for too long"
When he finished singing some of the girls went to hug him and so did Kaminari.
"I love you man!" Kaminari almost to tears
"Aw, t- thanks guys." Koda said very shyly
"That was the cutest thing I've ever seen!" Uraraka yelled from where she was
"Thanks Uraraka." Koda smiled
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"K whose next?" Jirou asked the crowed
"The best singer in the house." Kaminari pointed to himself with his thumbs
"Yea sure, what song?" Jirou rolled her eyes
"Everywhere I Go" by Hollywood Undead!" Kaminari said excited
"Why am I not surprised." Jirou said finding the song
Kaminari got into place.
"Jirou, hit it!" Kaminari said
The music started.
Some people who knew the song gasped.
Kaminari started singing knowing every word and ad libbing some.
"Everywhere I go
Bitches always know
That the Denki scene has got a weenie that he loves to show (bitch)
Everywhere I go
Bitches always know
That the Denki scene has got a weenie that he loves to show
Wake up
Grab beer
Grab rear
Shave beard
Put on some scene gear
Gotta get drunk before my mom wakes up
Break up, with my girlfriend so I can bang sluts
I'm undead
Unfed
Been sleeping on, bunk beds, since 10
So if I don't booze it
I'm gonna lose it
Everybody get to it
Do it
Get ruined.
Lets get this party started
Lets keep them 40s poppin'
So just get buzzed and stay fucked up
We'll keep them panties droppin'
Lets get this party started
Lets keep them 40s poppin'
So just get buzzed and stay fucked up
We'll keep them panties droppin'
When I start drinking
My dick does all my thinking
Hoes want to be scene with me
And I like their big fake titties
D cup with extra filling
Take it out let me lick it quickly
Calm down it's just a hickie
I'll blame it on this whisky sipping gets me tipsy
Drink fast and enjoy your buzz
Take back street to avoid the fuzz
I wanna take you home, but your friends won't let ya
I gotta 40 in my ford fiesta
Buy beer
Or pay the rent
My signing bonus was quickly spent
So I beat my meat like I'm a fucking butcher
And I punk the pussy like I'm ashton kutcher
Lets get this party started
Lets keep them 40s poppin'
So just get buzzed and stay fucked up
We'll keep them panties droppin'
Lets get this party started
Lets keep them 40s poppin'
So just get buzzed and stay fucked up
We'll keep them panties droppin'
Lets get this party jumpin'
Lets see some 40 chuggin'
I wanna see your booty rubbing against my dick when I start buzzin'
C'mon girl I wanna see you drinkin'
I wanna see your brain start shrinkin'
Make a move I saw you winkin'
Drunkin' pussy's what I'm thinking
I don't give a fuck if your drunk or not
Turn it up loud and feel the ambiance
Grab two hoes and do some body shots
I wanna party all night till they call the cops
Fuck a wrist band
Lets all do a keg stand
Like a cheech without the chong
Hitting up the beer bong
When the cops show up
They're gonna get the finger
And I don't give a fuck cause I'm the designated drinker
Lets get this party started
Lets keep them 40s poppin'
So just get buzzed and stay fucked up
We'll keep them panties droppin'
Lets get this party started
Lets keep them 40s poppin'
So just get buzzed and stay fucked up
We'll keep them panties droppin'
Lets get this party started
Lets keep them 40s poppin'
So just get buzzed and stay fucked up
We'll keep them panties droppin'
Lets get this party started
Lets keep them 40s poppin'
So just get buzzed and stay fucked up
We'll keep them panties droppin'
Everywhere I go
Bitches always know
That Denki scene has got a weenie that he loves to show (bitch)
Everywhere I go
Bitches always know
That the Denki scene has got a weenie that he loves to show"
Kaminari censored none of the lyrics.
He looked very proud, too proud.
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(Well I don't feel so bad about my song now.) Midoriya thought
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"Oh come on I sang that perfectly!" Kaminari said
Some people started laughing.
Bakugou, Kirishima, and Shinsou showed back up. Bakugou still looked pissed and had some bruises with a bloody nose. Kirishima had some scratches and a light burn on his arm. Shinsou looked unscathed