Mineta's Humps.

"I wanna go next!" Mineta told Jirou

"What song?" Jirou asked reluctant

"My Humps" by the Black Eye Peas." Mineta said

"Oh my god please pick something different." Jirou begged

"Nope." Mineta wasn't changing his mind

"I so regret being DJ." Jirou muttered to herself

The music starts playing and Mineta starts singing.

"Whatcha gonna do with all that junk

All that junk inside your trunk

I'ma get get get get you drunk

Get you love drunk off my hump

My hump my hump my hump my hump my hump

My hump my hump my hump my lovely little lumps

Check it out

I drive these brothers crazy

I do it on the daily

They treat me really nicely

They buy me all these ice

Dolce and Gabbana

Fendi and Madonna

Caring they be sharin'

All their money got me wearing fly

Whether I ain't askin'

They say they love mah ass in

Seven jeans

True religion

I say no

But they keep givin'

So I keep on takin'

And no I ain't takin'

We can keep on datin'

Now keep on demonstratin'

My love my love my love my love

You love my lady lumps

My hump my hump my hump

My humps they got you

She's got me spending

Oh, spending all your money on me

And spending time on me

She's got me spending

Oh, spending all your money on me

Uh on me on me

Whatcha gonna do with all that junk

All that junk inside that trunk

I'm a get get get get you drunk

Get you love drunk off my hump

Whatcha gonna do with all that ass

All that ass inside your jeans

I'm a make make make make you scream

Make you scream make you scream

'Cause of my humps my hump my hump my hump

My hump my hump my hump my lovely lady lumps

Check it out

I met a girl down at the disco

She said hey hey hey ya lets go

I can be ya baby, you could be my honey

Let's spend time not money

And mix your milk with my coco puff

Milky milky coco

Mix your milk with my coco puff

Milky milky

Right

They say I'm really sexy

The boys they wanna sex me

They always standin' next to me

Always dancin' next to me

Tryin' a feel my hump hump

Lookin' at my lump lump

You can look but you can't touch it

If you touch it

I'm a start some drama

You don't want no drama

No no drama no no no no drama

So don't pull on my hand boy

You ain't my man boy

I'm just tryin' a dance boy

And move my hump

My hump my hump my hump my hump

My hump my hump my hump my hump my hump my hump

My lovely lady lumps

My lovely lady lumps my lovely lady lumps

In the back and in the front

My loving got you

She's got me spending

Oh, spending all your money on me

And spending time on me

She's got me spending

Oh, spending all your money on me

Uh on me on me

Whatcha gonna do with all that junk

All that junk inside that trunk

I'm a get get get get you drunk

Get you love drunk off my hump

Whatcha gonna do with all that ass

All that ass inside your jeans

I'm a make make make make you scream

Make you scream make you scream

Whatcha gonna do with all that junk

All that junk inside that trunk

I'm a get get get get you drunk

Get you love drunk off this hump

Whatcha gonna do with all that breast

All that breast inside that shirt

I'm a make make make make you work

Make you work work make you work

She's got me spending

Oh, spending all your money on me

And spending time on me

She's got me spending

Oh, spending all your money on me

Uh on me on me . "

Some of the girls sang with him.

After he was finished most people laughed.

"Ew." Bakugou said with a disgusted look

Kirishima was laughing.

"Damn, my face hurts."Bakugou muttered to himself

"Sorry bro." Kirishima said

"It's fine... sorry 'bout your arm."Bakugou said the last part quietly

"I've had worse. Plus I pranked you." Kirishima punched Bakugou's shoulder playfully

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Uraraka went next, she sang "Defying Gravity" from the musical Wicked.

She preformed the song standing on a box which confused some people.

"Elphaba, why couldn't you have stayed calm for once

Instead of flying off the handle

I hope you're happy

I hope you're happy now

I hope you're happy how you

Hurt your 'cause forever

I hope you think you're clever

I hope you're happy

I hope you're happy, too

I hope you're proud how you

Would grovel in submission

To feed your own ambition

So though I can't imagine how

I hope you're happy right now

Elphie, listen to me, just say you're sorry

You can still be with the Wizard

What you've worked and waited for

You can have all you ever wanted

I know

But I don't want it

No, I can't want it

Anymore

Something has changed within me

Something is not the same

I'm through with playing by the rules

Of someone else's game

Too late for second guessing

Too late to go back to sleep

It's time to trust my instincts

Close my eyes and leap

It's time to try

Defying gravity

I think I'll try

Defying gravity

And you can't pull me down

Can't I make you understand?

You're having delusions of grandeur

I'm through accepting limits

'Cause someone says they're so

Some things I cannot change

But till I try, I'll never know

Too long I've been afraid of

Losing love I guess I've lost

Well, if that's love

It comes at much too high a cost

I'd sooner buy

Defying gravity

Kiss me goodbye

I'm defying gravity

And you can't pull me down

Glinda, come with me

Think of what we could do together

Unlimited, together we're unlimited

Together we'll be the greatest team

There's ever been, Glinda

Dreams, the way we planned 'em

If we work in tandem

There's no fight we cannot win

Just you and I

Defying gravity

With you and I

Defying gravity

They'll never bring us down

Well? Are you coming?

I hope you're happy

Now that you're choosing this

You too

I hope it brings you bliss

I really hope you get it

And you don't live to regret it

I hope you're happy in the end

I hope you're happy, my friend

So if you care to find me

Look to the western sky

As someone told me lately

"Ev'ryone deserves the chance to fly"

And if I'm flying solo

At least I'm flying free

To those who'd ground me

Take a message back from me

Tell them how I am

Defying gravity

I'm flying high

Defying gravity

And soon I'll match them in renown

And nobody in all of Oz

No Wizard that there is or was

Is ever gonna bring me down

I hope you're happy

Look at her, she's wicked

Get her

Bring me down

No one mourns the wicked

So we've got to bring her

Ahh, down"

Uraraka put her heart into it and towards the end of the song she touched the box she was standing on. It floated up as she sang. Then when the song ended she lowered the box close to the ground and said released. Everyone clapped as how well she did.

Uraraka had to immediately leave to throw up. When she got back Midoriya Midoriya said she did awesome, Todoroki said she did well and Iida congratulated her on a job well done.

Iida went next, he sang "I'm gonna be (500 miles)" by The Proclaimers.

"When I wake up, well I know I'm gonna be,

I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next you

When I go out, yeah I know I'm gonna be

I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you

If I get drunk, well I know I'm gonna be

I'm gonna be the man who gets drunk next to you

And if I haver up, yeah I know I'm gonna be

I'm gonna be the man who's havering to you

But I would walk 500 miles

And I would walk 500 more

Just to be the man who walks a thousand miles

To fall down at your door

When I'm working, yes I know I'm gonna be

I'm gonna be the man who's working hard for you

And when the money, comes in for the work I do

I'll pass almost every penny on to you

When I come home (when I come home) well I know I'm gonna be

I'm gonna be the man who comes back home to you

And if I grow-old (when I grow-old) well I know I'm gonna be

I'm gonna be the man who's growing old with you

But I would walk 500 miles

And I would walk 500 more

Just to be the man who walks a thousand miles

To fall down at your door

Da da da (da da da)

Da da da dun diddle un diddle un diddle uh da

Da da da (da da da)

Da da da dun diddle un diddle un diddle uh da

When I'm lonely, well I know I'm gonna be

I'm gonna be the man who's lonely without you

And when I'm dreaming, well I know I'm gonna dream

I'm gonna dream about the time when I'm with you

When I go out (when I go out) well I know I'm gonna be

I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you

And when I come home (when I come home) yes I know I'm gonna be

I'm gonna be the man who comes back home with you

I'm gonna be the man who's coming home with you

But I would walk 500 miles

And I would walk 500 more

Just to be the man who walks a thousand miles

To fall down at your door

Da da da (da da da)

Da da da dun diddle un diddle un diddle uh da

Da da da (da da da)

Da da da dun diddle un diddle un diddle uh da

Da da da (da da da)

Da da da dun diddle un diddle un diddle uh da

Da da da (da da da)

Da da da dun diddle un diddle un diddle uh da

And I would walk 500 miles

And I would walk 500 more

Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles

To fall down at your door"

He had lot of people singing with him. Especially on the da dada's.

Uraraka, Midoriya, and Todoroki congratulate their friend for going out of his comfort zone.

_____

Asui asked to go next, she sang "Ocean Man" which a lot of people sang with her.

"Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand (ribbit)

Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip (ribbit)

Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand (ribbit)

Soaking up the thirst of the land

Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement at the oberman (ribbit) Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth to the childlike man (ribbit) Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand

Soaking up the thirst of the land (ribbit)

Ocean man, ocean man

Ocean man (ribbit)

Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land (ribbit) that you understand

Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip

Ocean man, the crust of a tan man (ribbit) imbibed by the sand

Soaking up the thirst of the land

Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement at the oberman (ribbit) Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth to the childlike man

Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand (ribbit)

Soaking up the thirst of the land

Ocean man (ribbit)"

Everyone clapped and praised her. She blushed and smiled.

_____

Tokoyami actually volunteered to go next, he and Dark Shadow wanted to sing "Monster" by Skillet.

"The secret side of me, I never let you see

I keep it caged but I can't control it

So stay away from me, the beast is ugly

I feel the rage and I just can't hold it

It's scratching on the walls, in the closet, in the halls

It comes awake and I can't control it

Hiding under the bed, in my body, in my head

Why won't somebody come and save me from this, make it end?

I feel it deep within, it's just beneath the skin

I must confess that I feel like a monster

I hate what I've become, the nightmare's just begun

I must confess that I feel like a monster

I, I feel like a monster

My secret side I keep hid under lock and key

I keep it caged but I can't control it

'Cause if I let him out he'll tear me up, break me down

Why won't somebody come and save me from this, make it end?

I feel it deep within, it's just beneath the skin

I must confess that I feel like a monster

I hate what I've become, the nightmare's just begun

I must confess that I feel like a monster

I feel it deep within, it's just beneath the skin

I must confess that I feel like a monster

I, I feel like a monster

It's hiding in the dark, it's teeth are razor sharp

There's no escape for me, it wants my soul, it wants my heart

No one can hear me scream, maybe it's just a dream

Maybe it's inside of me, stop this monster

I feel it deep within, it's just beneath the skin

I must confess that I

FEEL LIKE A MONSTER" Dark Shadow sang that part

"I hate what I've become, the nightmare's just begun

I must confess that I feel like a monster

I feel it deep within, it's just beneath the skin

I must confess that I feel like a monster

I've gotta lose control, here's something radical

I must confess that I feel like a monster

I, I feel like a monster

I, I feel like a monster"

Everyone was head banging to Tokoyami's singing even Bakugou enjoyed it a little. He would never tell anyone though.

"Dude, I'm next!" Kirishima said to Tokoyami who had Dark Shadow throw the mic to

Kirishima caught it and told Jirou what song to play.

Kirishima picked a song by Three Days Grace called "Riot."

"If you feel so empty, so used up, so let down

If you feel so angry, so ripped off, so stepped on

You're not the, only one refusing, to back down

You're not the, only one, so get up!

Let's start a riot, a riot

Let's start a riot

Let's start a riot, a riot

Let's start a riot

If you feel so filthy so dirty, so fucked up

If you feel so walked on so painful, so pissed off

You're not the only one refusing to go down

You're not the only one so get up

Let's start a riot, a riot

Let's start a riot

Let's start a riot, a riot

Let's start a riot

If you feel so empty so used up, so let down

If you feel so angry just get up

Let's start a riot, a riot

Let's start a riot

Let's start a riot, a riot

Let's start a riot

Let's start a riot, a riot

Let's start a riot

Let's start a riot, a riot

Let's start a riot

Let's start a riot, a riot

Let's start a riot"

Kirishima got really into it and other students were chanting riot with him.

Yet another song Bakugou enjoyed he even said "That actually didn't suck Shitty Hair." when he walked back to his spot.

_____

"I'm going next Jirou, and if you can find it, I want to sing "These Boots Were Made For Walking" by Nancy Sinatra." Yaoyorozu said

"That's a perfect song for you Momo." Jirou smiled

Yaoyorozu was kinda nervous, but she made it through.

"You keep saying you got something for me

Something you call love but confess

You've been a'messin' where you shouldn't 've been a'messin'

And now someone else is getting all your best

These boots are made for walking

And that's just what they'll do

One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you

You keep lyin' when you oughta be truthin'

You keep losing when you oughta not bet

You keep samin' when you oughta be a'changin'

Now what's right is right but you ain't been right yet

These boots are made for walking

And that's just what they'll do

One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you

You keep playing where you shouldn't be playing

And you keep thinking that you'll never get burnt (HAH)

I just found me a brand new box of matches (YEAH)

And what he knows you ain't had time to learn

These boots are made for walking,

And that's just what they'll do

One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you

Are you ready, boots? Start walkin'"

Yaoyorozu did a great job. Everyone loved it.

"You gotta teach me how to sing like that!" Hagakure said

"I'm going next by the way." Hagakure told Jirou

"Ok what song?" Jirou asked

"Ghost" by Halsey, please!" Hagakure got the mic and started to sing

"I'm searching for something that I can't reach

I don't like them innocent

I don't want no face fresh

Want them wearing leather

Begging, let me be your taste test

I like the sad eyes, bad guys

Mouth full of white lies

Kiss me in the corridor

But quick to tell me goodbye

You say that you're no good for me

'Cause I'm always tugging at your sleeve

And I swear I hate you when you leave

I like it anyway

My ghost

Where'd you go?

I can't find you in the body sleeping next to me

My ghost

Where'd you go?

What happened to the soul you used to be?

You're a Rolling Stone boy

Never sleep alone boy

Got a million numbers

And they're filling up your phone, boy

I'm off the deep end, sleeping

All night through the weekend

Saying that I love him but

I know I'm gonna leave him

You say that you're no good for me

'Cause I'm always tugging at your sleeve

And I swear I hate you when you leave

I like it anyway

My ghost

Where'd you go?

I can't find you in the body sleeping next to me

My ghost

Where'd you go?

What happened to the soul that you used to be

I'm searching for something that I can't reach

My ghost

Where'd you go?

I can't find you in the body sleeping next to me

My ghost

Where'd you go?

What happened to the soul that you used to be"

Hagakure finished the sing and everyone in the building clapped. Except for Bakugou of course.

"Thank you, thank you!" She said

"Scooch over it's my turn!" Sato said

"What song dude?" Jirou asked

"The "Git Up" by Blanco Brown." Sato smiled

"Right now

I just need you to get real loose

Get comfortable

Grab your loved ones or grab your love partner

And if you're by yourself no worries

Just follow after me

Gon' and do the 2 step then cowboy boogie

Grab your sweetheart and spin out with 'em

Do the hoedown and get into it (whoo, whoo, whoo)

Take it to the left now and dip with it

Gon' throw down, take a sip with it

Now lean back put your hips in it (whoo, whoo, whoo) let's have some fun

To the left, to the left now (to the left, to the left)

To the right to the right (to the right)

Now take your left hand and put it on your side (put it on your side)

Go on, roll your shoulders (roll your shoulders)

Do the slip and slide (do the slip and slide)

This next part's my favorite part 'cause its time to shine

Gon' and do the 2 step then cowboy boogie

Grab your sweetheart and spin out with 'em

Do the hoedown and get into it (whoo, whoo, whoo)

Take it to the left now and dip with it

Gon' throw down, take a sip with it

Now lean back put your hips in it (it's simple, you can do it)

Slide to the left, slide to the right

Now cool down, have a good time

Slide to the left, slide to the right

Do the butterfly and have a good time

'Round, 'round, 'round & 'round you go

It's time to show out right now and take it to the floor

Gon' and do the 2 step then cowboy boogie

Grab your sweetheart and spin out with 'em

Do the hoedown and get into it (whoo, whoo, whoo)

Take it to the left now and dip with it

Gon' throw down, take a sip with it

Now lean back put your hips in it (whoo, whoo, whoo)

Take it down now, take it, take it down now

(To the right)

Bring it up now, bring it, bring it up now

(To the front)

Take it down and crisscross

Bring it up now crisscross

(To the back)

Do whatever you like right here (get down)

Just have fun

Gon' and do the 2 step then cowboy boogie

Grab your sweetheart and spin out with 'em

Do the hoedown and get into it (whoo, whoo, whoo)

Take it to the left now and dip with it

Gon' throw down, take a sip with it

Now lean back put your hips in it (whoo, whoo, whoo)

That was not so bad, that was not so bad, was it?

Gon' and do the 2 step then cowboy boogie

Grab your sweetheart and spin out with 'em

Do the hoedown and get into it (whoo, whoo, whoo)

Take it to the left now and dip with it

Gon' throw down, take a sip with it

Now lean back put your hips in it (whoo, whoo, whoo)"

A lot of people were laughing and dancing while Sato sang.

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