Kinoshita Nakui

The Immortal Dao is ethereal, and Immortals are hard to find.

Li Nianfan had descended into the cultivation world as a mortal. After learning that he has no hope in cultivation, he only wants to live a peaceful life.

However…

The dog he adopts becomes a demon king of a generation when it sees his poems and paintings. It manages to suppress an entire world.

The tree he plants behind his house becomes a World Tree after listening to his zither music, forming a bridge between heaven and earth.

He meets a passerby who is enlightened by him and becomes an immortal sage who leads an entire generation.

When he looks back—

It turns out that the scholar who had been pestering him for his calligraphy and paintings despite having crappy chess skills, is a chess saint from the Immortal Realm. The beautiful woman who comes to listen to his music every night is the number one saintess of the Immortal Realm…

EndlessFantasy Translation 

I'm Actually a Cultivation Bigshot

Waynec94

The Jade Emperor and the others looked at the peacock egg. Then, they looked at Peacock Saintess. They had to twitch the corner of their mouths.

'The expert didn't ask you to lay eggs. Can't you wait?

'What happened to swearing that you'll die before you lay eggs?'

Peacock Saintess was also baffled. She blinked.

'Did I just lay an egg? I can lay eggs?

'My first egg ever came out like that?'

She had to look at Li Nianfan. Then, she cowardly looked away. She shuddered.

When Li Nianfan brushed her feathers, she felt a warmth from his palm. Then, she felt lightheaded, and out came her first egg.

However… It felt nice to be touched by the expert. She felt as if her body had improved. 'Well…at least I can lay eggs.'

Li Nianfan was excited. He laughed and said, "Nice. It's nice that this peacock can lay eggs. What a nice peacock. I have to raise it properly."

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