The chapter in which I try to get back Home

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Sitting on a bench with his body lazily leaning back and looking towards the sky was our protagonist.

Currently, he was taking a short rest from all that had happened lately, at first it was a super-powered boy attacking him, then he signed a shady contract with a pyramid entity that called itself the board, who then assigned him to go back to Faraway to fix a problem, 

AND THEN that problem turned out to be the same super-powered boy who beat the shit out of him the first time they encountered each other, Oh and did he mention that the boy he spoke about was probably siphoning everyone's soul to his headspace as energy or something. He didn't know and he didn't care, the problems solved anyway, Such was the nature of Jack as long as something was fine again and wouldn't explode, he wouldn't try anything to know the reason anything.

Truly a reliable member of society...

All in all, it was a very stressful life he had, I mean he's only been in this world for less than a month and he was already experiencing hardships! 

And as a way to cope with it he began to pose sitting and put his hand over where his mouth would be.

"Ah the misfortune! The Tragedy! Such a hard life it is being Me!"

Unknown to Jack two people walked in and saw everything that had just happened.

"Mommy what's that weird man doing?"

"Ummm."

"Why is he posing with his hand covering his mask? Why is he wearing a mask?"

"Listen sweetheart, that man has problems with his head and needs special needs for himself, so let's not dwell around too long and let's go get ice cream ok?"

"Ice cream? Yeah!"

The sound of footsteps becoming distant sounded out, only when Jack was sure no one was near him anymore did he put his fist above his mouth and speak.

"Ahem, Nothing happened."

Re-assuring himself that nothing had happened, he started to walk back to the first place he had stumbled upon when he came to this world. 

(Finally, I can go back to Es's warm presence, it feels like it's been weeks even though it's only been a couple of days!)

Little did he know that there would be several interruptions to his walk back to Es.

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"I'm sorry, what?"

"Sir, we're gonna need you to come with us to the station."

 "Why?"

Currently, I am being interrupted from my walk back to Es by two people in blue uniform.

I really don't know why I, an innocent and upstanding person, would be arrested?! I mean people even complimented me behind my back and blushed from my gaze alone. [TL: talked shit behind his back and repulsed out of his creepiness.] 

*Sigh* truly I am unfortunate.

"Multiple complaints have been received about a suspicious masked man that was talking to himself alone."

"That's absurd, those are unfounded complaints and I haven't done anything! I am not going to jail just because of a few complaints."

"We are taking you to the station, not to jail," He emphasized, as he brought out handcuffs to restrain Jack,"please do not resist, we will only be questioning you for a brief period of time."

*Snap*

The handcuffs snapped into place in one of Jack's hands as the other half of the handcuffs soon found its way to his other hand.

"Oy! This is a breach in my privacy! Why do I have to be handcuffed?!"

"Please do not resist, sir." The second officer said, behind his partner.

"Ah! I get it, this is some sort of fetish for you people!" Jack spoke in realization and disgust, "Sorry, but I'm not into guys and I don't do this type of play, especially if it's with strangers."

Hearing Jack's words the officers lurched in disgust and repulsion.

"Sir, please just cooperate with us."

Even with Jack's insulting and disgusting words, the officers were still professionals.

"Alright, fine."

Jack sighed in resignation and decided to just cooperate with them and get this over with…. Not!

"Hey look, a nurse with gimpy clothing!"

He spoke in shock as he pointed to something behind them while he was in handcuffs.

The officers simply stared plainly at Jack as they looked at him like he was a fool.

"..."

"..."

Seeing that it didn't work, He sighed and asked.

"Alright, I'll go with you… but first can you get me my book, it's kinda hard to get to, it's in my coat on the right side."

Seeing no harm in giving him his book, the officers quietly obliged and handed him his book.

Once he had his hands on the book, Jack followed the officers into their car and quietly spoke.

"I wish for you to take me where I was 2 hours ago in 20 seconds."

The officer, hearing Jack quietly speaking, asked.

"Hey what are you saying back there?"

"Nothing, it's just that…"

Jack paused for allowing the officer to ask again.

"Just what?"

"Are you sure I'm even real?

"What the hell are you talk-"

*Pop*

And with the sound of something popping, he mysteriously disappeared and left the two cops in a state of shock and panic as they witnessed someone just suddenly popping out of existence.

"What the fu-"

-----In front of a bench-----

"That was awfully easy."

Jack relaxingly spoke as he tried to scratch his head only to remember he was still handcuffed.

"Oh, right, these."

Remembering that he was still handcuffed he quickly got rid of them.

"I wish for these handcuffs to turn into dust."

He spoke as he held a black book in his hands.

Such an amazing use of a magical wish device… truly he is the peak of a human being, using a magical wishing device to rid himself of the mighty handcuffs that restrained many powerful beings.

Seeing the handcuffs turn to dust he sighed to himself.

"*Sigh*, I'm tired and I want to go home now."

"Should I just wish myself back to Es? But how would the book even interpret that? It could bring me to another Es that isn't my Es."

"Ah, this is so hard! I'm having a hard dilemma here!"

As Jack was having a crisis he didn't notice two people walk up behind him and called out.

"Hey! It's Jack!" 

An enthusiastic voice sounded out behind him, recognizing who that voice belonged to Jack stopped in his so-called moral dilemma and turned to face them.

"Why, hello there."

"Hi!"

"Hello."

Kel waved energetically while Hero gave a simple hello.

"Oh, it's you guys, what brings you to me?"

"We wanted to a-"

Hero quickly put a hand to his brother's mouth before speaking.

"Actually, we were just walking around for a breath of fresh air after everything that happened."

"Huh, I'm surprised you guys aren't freaking out over everything that happened." Jack spoke in surprise as he imagined that they would still be freaking out on everything.

"Well, we did have a brief period of confusion."

Flashback to 2 hours of panic and crying with the rest of their group.

"And we kinda have moved on a bit, but we're still a bit distraught over what happened."

Hearing Heros words Jack responded.

"I see."

"Actually we were wondering if you could come over and tell us what happened to Sunny, since we were curious about what happened."

"Hold that thought." Jack spoke as he saw the hidden meaning behind Hero's words. 

(Give us an explanation on what happened.)

And that meant that he would have to Interact with more people after he had drained his social battery for today.

And he was having none of that.

He's remaining brain cells started to rev up as he thought of the quickest way out of here.

Holding the book to his mask, which confused Kel and Hero.

He quietly spoke.

"I wish for super speed."

Feeling something occur within him, he stared both of them dead in the eye before speaking.

"My name is Jack Allen and I am the fastest man alive."

With a whoosh he disappeared from his spot making the wind where he once stood act up as the surrounding trees' leaves stirred from his speed.

As the surroundings calmed down all that left were two brothers standing there dumbfounded on what had happened.

-----With Jack-----

"Wy set I tik ooof his ooner!"

His words came out as a mess of garble as the wind was causing his mouth to have a hard time speaking.

(I'm already close.)

His current speed when he had wished for super speed was close to that of the flash at the start of his series.

(Wait, how do I stop?)

And just like the flash in the beginning of his series he doesn't know how to stop either.

"Fuuccckk."

We're jacks words as he crashed intentionally into a tree to stop his speed.

*Crash*

*Crash*

Well two trees…

"Aaaaaaaaa…."

A deep and pained groan was heard from Jack as he nested in his crash site. 

Taking his time to get up, Jack slowly recovered from his pain enough to pull out the book from his coat.

"Hey, book."

"I wish for you to heal me."

And just like Tiananmen square, Jack's injuries disappeared like they were never there.

"I have to take my words back for this new coat the board gave me."

That's right, Jack's reward for completing the board's task was getting an enchanted coat that could protect him and store his items.

Although he was disappointed at first he had now learned to appreciate it thanks to this event.

Sadly it wasn't like strange's cape, else it would have truly been the best reward.

Getting up from his spot Jack turned to gaze at his crash site.

"Should I fix this?"

"Nah, I'm sure it'll be fine, we're in the forest anyways so i'm sure it'll be fine."

Jack spoke as he started his walk towards where Home was.

Little did he know that there were several sightings of a grey blur and news of destroyed trees and a low growl in the forest that was said to belong to bigfoot.

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A/N: nyhahahahahahah, I am late!! You see I was busy with school (Reading overgeared) to be able to write this chap. But no worries for I the great Es_simp was able to find some time to make this chapter. Perhaps if you drop some power stones I'll procrastinate on school (Reading overgeared) and write? Who knows but anyways this is Es_simp signing out.