Nurse Ruby

In a space of pure whiteness, the giant blocky title and a certain rose emblem drop from the sky to the ground, where the four miniaturized members of Team RWBY pop out from behind it to smile, wave and adopt poses for the audience while an unseen speaker announces the show as: 'RWBY CHIBI'!

Recreational room...

Opening pan shot moving right of kitchen table with ingredients out and a plate with two pancakes on it. Lie Ren hums happily while cooking another on the stove. With one hand he flips the pancake twice in the frying pan, and then sails it onto the plate. It lands perfectly.

Jared is busy playing Pokémon Unite on his iPhone 12 Mini as he is also busy enjoying eating a slice of delicious ube cake that he loves so much. He is gobbling up on the cake.

"Man, Pokémon Unite won't ever get old. And dessert for breakfast is the best." Jared said, cutting through his slice of red velvet cake. "This is one of my favorite flavors.

Ren gives a nod of satisfaction, briefly turns around to get the syrup for the pancakes, and finds an empty plate when he turns back. He looks around, stunned, but sees nothing.

"Jared? Did you eat my pancakes?" Ren asked, looking at one of his best friends.

"Nah. Not me." Jared said, looking at the circular red velvet cake left for him by Miku Kohinata a day or two ago. "I'm enjoying this cake. Man, I should ask Miku for the birthday cake flavor next time."

Another pan shot of the kitchen table, but this time there are nine pancakes on the plate. Ren is cooking the tenth pancake, while making ninja-fast moves to keep an eye out on his stack. He turns around completely, bringing the frying pan to the stack and lightly flipping the tenth pancake onto it.

Ren holds the frying pan up over his shoulder, eyes searching, ready to make a move. When nothing happens he puts the frying pan back on the stove, grabs the syrup and quickly spins around. The pancakes are gone.

"Jared? Are you sure you didn't eat the pancakes?" Ren asked, looking back at Jared.

"Nope. Your pancakes are good but I don't want them right now." Jared said, sadly.

Ren straightens and his left eye twitches.

The glass handle of the syrup breaks in his right hand as he tightens his fists with determination.

Pan shot begins on floor of kitchen, showing a stake holding a taut rope in place. Pan continues along the rope, showing a pulley system has been set up next to the ceiling lamp with a cage on the other end. It hangs over a plate with three pancakes sitting on the floor.

"If it wasn't you. Then who was it?" Ren asked, crouching near the plate, a fourth pancake in the frying pan in his hand.

Ren looks around, flips the pancake onto the stack, and walks backward toward the stove. The moment he turns toward the syrup, the snap and thud of the metal trap is heard.

A pancake-inflated Nora has been caged. She moans sickly, and then perks up when she sees...

"A-ha! Where's the syrup? Gimme!" Nora said, excitedly.

Ren sighs. Nora keeps reaching for the syrup while Ren looks like an idea is occurring to him. Nora collapses, unable to get at the syrup. Ren tilts it over her head.

"Huh?" Nora asked.

Team JNPR's dorm...

Jaune sits in his dorm room, close to a microphone.

"Hello there, my name is Jaune Arc." Jaune said, softly. "Today, I will begin an ASMR video. Now, some of you may be wondering, 'What is ASMR?' Well, let's just say it's a way to get that fluffy, tingling feeling in the back of your neck. Like when you get that haircut. Or when that special girl you like says, 'Hi!' in the hallway."

Pyrrha walks up to the open dorm room door and waves cheerfully at Jaune from the hallway.

"Hello!" Pyrrha said, happily.

"Pyrrha! Get out of the shot!" Jaune said, turning around to look at Pyrrha.

"Sorry!" Pyrrha said, walking away from her dorm room.

"Sorry about that." Jaune said, turning back to the mic. "So, let's get started. Heh - I haven't done this before. Uh, what do we have here? Got some clippers, here." He picks up some clippers. "Uh, gotta turn these on." The blonde turns on the clippers; they start buzzing. "Look at that. It's uh, buzzing. N-eat. Hmm, uh, okay, what's next?" Jaune puts the clippers down and picks up an empty bag of potato chips. "The next item is this... bag. Now obviously I ate the chips, salt and vinegar. They were delicious, in case you were wondering. There we go. There we go. This uh, this do anything for you? Okay, now I'll come over here, to your right ear..."

Nora sneaks up behind Jaune while he is speaking. She begins breathing in, getting ready to make a huge noise.

"Hey." Nora said, calmly.

"AUGHH!" Jaune said, jumping up from shock.

"Jaune, you do know that you're supposed to let others know ahead of time that you're doing an ASMR." Lamy said, entering the room.

"It did make you more exposed to outside influences." Calli said, entering the room with Polka.

"Come on! Lock the door while doing some ASMR! I know you can do that!" Polka said, looking at Jaune.

"Getting help from the ASMR experts. Great..." Jaune said, annoyed.

Team RWBY's dorm...

Weiss Schnee is sitting in bed, groaning and clearly physically unwell. In walks Ruby and Jared.

"Yo, Weiss! We're about to do something funny." Ruby said.

"Funny as in possibly doing some pranks to OBSYDIA in Minecraft." Jared said, grabbing Ruby's hand.

Ruby and Jared notice Weiss is sick and the two gasp in concern.

"Weiss! Are you okay?" Ruby asked.

"What happened?" Jared asked, looking down at Weiss.

"Sick. Need medicine. Ugh..." Weiss said, weakly.

"You got it! I know exactly what you need! I'll be right back!" Ruby said.

"I know what you need too! I'll be back too!" Jared said, smiling.

Ruby zips away with Jared.

The silver eyed girl returns almost immediately with a glass of milk, a video game cartridge and a rolled up poster. And the fanboy returns almost immediately after Ruby with a cup of tea, a cup of soup, and a hot pack.

"I'm right back! Alright, I got you everything you need! A warm glass of whole milk!" Ruby said, placing the milk on the shelf next to Weiss.

"Blech." Weiss said.

"I'm right back too! I got you everything you need in a way better fashion than Ruby! A cup of tea!" Jared said, placing the cup of tea on the shelf next to Weiss.

"Thanks." Weiss said, looking over at Jared.

"My favorite video game, Kung Fu Ninja Ultimate Slayer Death Battle 2!" Ruby said, excitedly.

"Bleh."

"Ah, you're right. The first one was way better." Ruby said, placing the cartridge on the shelf.

"A cup of soup. I went with chicken noodle!" Jared said, placing the cup of soup on the shelf.

"Thank you." Weiss said, looking at Jared.

"And, finally, a motivational cat poster." Ruby said, unrolling the poster, revealing a picture of Blake desperately hanging onto some rope with the caption 'Hang In There'.

"And finally, a hot pack." Jared said, placing the hot pack on Weiss' head.

"Me-ow. Way better than a hot pack!" Ruby said, placing the poster on the shelf.

"Ruby, please! I don't need this! I need the stuff Jared's been giving me! I need medicine!" Weiss said, angrily.

"What!? Nah, this was the stuff my dad used to do for me when I was sick! It would always make me feel better!" Ruby said, coughing.

Yang enters the room. Weiss turns to her desperately.

"Yang, please! I'm sick! I need..." Weiss said.

"Oh, I'll go get the whole milk!" Yang said, rushing off to get the same things Ruby got Weiss.

"Jared. Thank you." Weiss said, looking at Jared. "How did you know?"

"My mom gave me these things to make me feel better." Jared said, looking down at Weiss. "I knew it could work on you."

"I really appreciate it. Thank you."