Save Nora!

In a space of pure whiteness, the giant blocky title and a certain rose emblem drop from the sky to the ground, where the four miniaturized members of Team RWBY pop out from behind it to smile, wave and adopt poses for the audience while an unseen speaker announces the show as: 'RWBY CHIBI'!

Hallway...

Jaune Arc waits desperately outside the bathroom door, squirming and groaning with discomfort, "Oh, come on, I really have to go!"

"Almost finished. Practice some patience." Ren said, from behind the closed bathroom door.

"I don't need to practice patience, Ren, I need to... I need to use the restroom!" Jaune said.

Pyrrha Nikos and Jared Shay walks up to Jaune.

"Hey Jaune! What are you doing?" Pyrrha asked.

"Hi Jaune. What's up?" Jared asked, eating some Pocky.

"Oh, hey, Pyrrha, Jared! Just, um, doing some new...fighting techniques, that, uh... I invented!" Jaune said, pausing for a moment, then turns to Ren. "You're killing me, Ren, I hope you know that." Ren exits the bathroom. "Thank you!"

"Ooo, I need to watch some VTubers in the bathroom. I'm thinking of Hana Macchia!" Jared said, entering the restroom before closing the door on Jaune. "Thanks!"

"Come on! I seriously need to go." Jaune said, standing outside the bathroom.

"Apue!" Hana said, her voice being blasted on Jared's iPhone 12 Mini.

"This could take a while." Pyrrha said, sadly.

Jared flushed the toilet and exited the restroom with his headphones in his ears. The fanboy walked away and Nora Valkyrie strolls up to the bathroom door.

"Do you mind if I use your bathroom? Ours is broken. I really, really, really, need to go, like for realsies." Nora said, before Jaune gives an answer. "Thanks Jaune, you're the best!"

Nora quickly enters the restroom and shuts the door in Jaune's face as he whimpers.

"That was very nice of you." Pyrrha said.

"That's me, Mr. Nice Guy. Oh my..." Jaune said, flopping onto the floor and starts rolling side to side on the floor. "Think dry thoughts, think dry thoughts, think dry thoughts!"

"Is this another one of your fighting moves?" Pyrrha asked.

Nora exits the restroom, but Sun Wukong immediately appears and goes for the door before Jaune can react.

"Cool moves, dude!" Sun said, while he quickly darts into the bathroom, slamming the door in Jaune's face.

"NO!" Jaune said, whimpering to himself. "Ohh, you can do this, ohh, just a little bit longer, ohh, mommy's special boy!"

Jaune continues wriggling in pain.

Sun abruptly slams the door open, flattening Jaune against the wall, "Just had to wash my hands! All yours buddy."

Sun walks off.

"Are you okay? Do you still need to use the restroom?" Pyrrha asked.

"No." Jaune said, hugging the wall. "No, I'm good."

Jaune starts sidling up against the wall and moving away from Pyrrha, making damp noises as he moves.

"Would you teach me some of those fighting moves? I've never seen anything like it." Pyrrha said.

"Sure, sure, just, uh..." Jaune said, gingerly sidestepping away. "Need to do some laundry first..."

Pyrrha throws her arms up in frustration.

Beacon...

Outside, in the Beacon courtyard, a snarling Beowolf looms threateningly over Nora.

"Ren, help! I'm being attacked by a vicious monster!" Nora said, terrified.

Sun and Hibiki enter the fray with flying kicks, knocking the Beowolf out in a single hit.

"Nora! Are you okay?!" Sun exclaimed, turning to Nora.

"Nora! Are you hurt?" Hibiki asked, running up to Nora.

"Huh? Oh, yeah, I'm fine. Where is Ren, is he behind one of you?" Nora asked.

"No, it's just us." Sun said.

"We were thinking of getting something to eat. Want to come?" Hibiki asked.

"Oh. Okay. No thank you, I'm good. I don't want anything to eat, Hibiki. Could you both move along then? That would be great." Nora said, looking between Hibiki and Sun.

"Uh...huh?" Sun asked, confused.

"What?" Hibiki asked.

"Move it, monkey boy, rice girl! Go, go, go!" Nora said, shooing Sun and Hibiki away.

"What was that about?" Hibiki asked.

Sun walks off with Hibiki, with the monkey Faunus scowling and the Gungnir wielder sad.

"I don't know, Hibiki." Sun said, scoffing.

Later, Nora lies apparently incapacitated on the ground while the Beowolf stands over her, wagging its tail idly.

"Oh, won't some brave hero please save me from this deadly Grimm!" Nora said, dramatically.

Yang Xiao Long and Jared Shay come flying in and the two knock the Beowolf out with a punch and a slice and dice.

"Here are your heroes!" Yang said, happily.

"We saved the day! Nice one, right, Goldilocks?" Jared asked, looking at Yang.

"We sure did. It was a pretty Grimm situation."

"At least it wasn't Noise-y."

"No, no, no! What are the both of you doing?!" Nora exclaimed, frustrated.

"We're...saving you...?" Yang asked.

"We just saved you from a Beowolf. No need to thank us." Jared said, smiling.

"Why would I need to thank you?! Do you know how hard it was to find a Beowolf around here?!" Nora exclaimed, looking between Yang and Jared.

"Pretty easy, I mean they're like, around every corner...?" Yang asked.

"Grimm are everywhere next to Noise and Witches." Jared said, eating some matcha Pocky.

"Get out of here! You two! You almost ruined everything!" Nora said.

"Nora, you are so weird..." Yang said, walking away with Jared.

"Can't believe she didn't want our help..." Jared said, letting out a sigh.

"Tell me about it. Doesn't know what she's missing. Pomu or Ina?"

"I'm thinking Hana."

"Again?"

"Yeah."

Some time later, Nora struggles with the Beowolf, pulling its tail as it futilely attempts to escape from her.

"Oh no, I'm helpless, and in danger!" Nora said, looking at the Beowolf. "I'm not done with you yet! Bad Grimm, bad Grimm!"

Ren walks over and observes the scene for a moment, "What are you doing?"

"Oh, Ren, finally! I'm fighting for my life, obviously!" Nora said, angrily.

"It looks like you have him pretty well under control." Ren said, laughing before walking away. "You never cease to amaze me, Nora."

"No, wait, come back! What's a girl gotta do to get rescued around here? Wait, did he say I'm 'amazing'?!" Nora exclaimed, exultantly. "Ren thinks I'm amazing!"

Overjoyed, Nora hugs the Beowolf's arm tight, and the sound of bones cracking is heard. The Beowolf helplessly flops to the ground and goes limp.

"Whoops. I broke another one." Nora said.

A junior detective badge with Sun and Neptune's mustached faces on it zooms in, then out, in the middle of the screen.

"Junior detectives!" Neptune said.

Outside Beacon Academy, Neptune sits forlornly on the sidewalk while Sun paces back and forth in contemplation.

"We haven't caught any perps in a while!" Sun said.

"Maybe we've just lost our edge." Neptune said.

"You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?!" Sun exclaimed, perking up, having an idea.

In unison, the pair jump up and enthusiastically turn to face each other.

"On the count of three." Neptune said.

"One, two, three!" Neptune and Sun said, at the same time.

"Musical!" Neptune said, at the same time Sun said, "Upgrade time!"

"Yeah, upgrades. Those sound good." Neptune said.

Vale...

Over upbeat 80s-style music, Sun and Neptune are seen exiting a Police Surplus store, Sun casually twirling a pair of gold handcuffs around his finger and Neptune spinning a gold baton in his hand. From inside the store, the Shopkeep waves cheerily at the departing customers with a handful of money.

Sun and Neptune then exit an Army Surplus store, clad in flak jackets and carrying riot shields, wearing multiple army helmets on each of their heads. The Shopkeep jubilantly waves at them, both hands full of banknotes.

Sun and Neptune then leave a motorcycle store named Easy Riders, wheeling out two newly-bought motorcycles, while the Shopkeep swims in a huge pile of money behind them.

Next to their bikes, Sun and Neptune stand outfitted with all of their newly-purchased equipment, ridiculously bogged down and struggling under the collective weight.

"Alright, you ready?" Sun asked.

"Let's kick some butt!" Neptune said, happily.

Suddenly, Mercury Black and Emerald Sustrai run up and immediately make off with both of Sun and Neptune's motorbikes.

"Get back here!" Neptune said.

"Junior detectives, roll out!" Sun said.

Both of them struggle to give chase, but Sun manages to make no more than a couple steps and Neptune falls flat on his face.