Roman’s Revenge

In a space of pure whiteness, the giant blocky title and a certain rose emblem drop from the sky to the ground, where the four miniaturized members of Team RWBY pop out from behind it to smile, wave and adopt poses for the audience while an unseen speaker announces the show as: 'RWBY CHIBI'!

Beacon common room...

Blake Belladonna stands perfectly still and stares blankly at nothing in particular.

A rather dejected-looking Ruby Rose walks over, "Hey, Blake. Man, I'm so bummed. I think I crashed and burned on that test today. How did you do?"

Blake doesn't answer or move, her eyes still staring ahead blankly. After a couple seconds of total silence, Ruby becomes more chipper and her face brightens up.

"You know what? You're right. In the long run, one test is no big deal! I'll do better next time! Thanks, Blake!" Ruby said, happily.

Ruby walks off cheerfully. Clara walks in, looking rather dejected.

"Hello, Blake. I don't know who I like more. The Doctor or Jared? The Doctor is well...the Doctor. And Jared is well...Jared. I just wish I could know who I like more between the two." Clara said, looking at Blake.

Blake still doesn't respond in either way. After a couple seconds of total silence, Clara's eyes widened in horror.

"You're right! I shouldn't tell them. Especially because Jared told me he loves me a while back. Only if I'm, um, I'm forced to tell the truth of something. Thank you, Blake." Clara said, sadly.

Clara walks away satisfied. In walks Jaune Arc, looking equal parts optimistic and determined.

"Whoo! I'm gonna do it! I'm finally going to tell Weiss how I feel abut her!" Jaune said, hesitantly. "I think... I dunno... Maybe? Uh, what do you think, Blake?"

Blake still doesn't respond in any way. After a couple seconds of total silence, Jaune's eyes widen in horror.

"Oh my gosh, you're right! What was I thinking?! That would've... That would've been a disaster! You know, I feel like you really 'get' me. Thanks, Blake!" Jaune said.

Jaune skips off cheerily. Jared, looking as optimistic and determined as Jaune walks up to Blake.

"Hmm... hey, Blake. I've been wondering. Should I make some puns and dad jokes with Pomu and Ina at some point? Also, can Yang and her dad be there too? Really? We can?" Jared asked.

Blake doesn't respond to Jared's questions at all. After a couple of seconds of total silence, Jared's eyes widened in satisfaction.

"Thank you, Blake! I've been thinking about this for ages! I never knew that five people doing the same thing for a comedy skit would be so satisfying! It's much better than just two people. Thanks, Blake!" Jared said.

Jared skips off excitedly. Later, Weiss strolls into the room, casually humming a tune. She locks eyes with Blake and adopts a defensive, angry expression, with her hands on her hips.

"Huh? What? Why're you looking at me like that? Blake? Is it... Is it that thing I did?" Weiss asked, gasping. "How did you find out about that!? You can't tell anyone! Look, I'll make it worth your while! A lifetime supply of tuna! Deal?"

Blake continues to stare blankly and not respond.

"Oh, you're good. Very good." Weiss said, walking off defiantly.

Moments later, another Blake walks over, revealing the first Blake to actually be a shadow clone created by her Semblance.

"Oh, there you are." Blake said, dispelling the clone with a touch of her hand, and it vanishes into thin air in a flash of black. "It's always weird when these shadow clones don't vanish."

Ruby, looking rather content and cheerful, greets Blake again.

"I feel so much better! You're the best!" Ruby said, walking away as Blake looked at her quizzically.

Clara, in a better mood than earlier, walked up to Blake with a smile on her face.

"That was a really good pep talk, Blake. I needed it after Trenzalore. Maybe we'll find some answers someday." Clara said, as Blake tilted her head in confusion.

The brunette then walked away from the cat Faunus.

Weiss walks back into the room, pushing a box full of canned tuna. She kicks a can of tuna and it rolls over and settles at Blake's feet.

"You're the worst." Weiss said, angrily.

"What's going on?" Blake asked.

Weiss storms off, leaving Blake with her box of tuna and a great deal of confusion.

Jared walked up to Blake wearing a brown hoodie that represents his current mood.

"I guess I am really pun-ny after all." Jared said, smiling. "I don't know when I'll do it but it's soon. Super soon, I guess. Thanks again!"

"Puns?" Blake asked.

Jared then walked away from Blake singing Diamond City Lights again.

Jaune ambles in, "Oh. My. Gosh. Blake, I have so many girl problems, good thing you're such a great listener!"

Jaune ambles away. Blake looks at him in total confusion.

"I..." Blake said, looking around the room, at a loss for words.

Beacon courtyard...

Zwei growls and barks agitatedly at a Beowolf, who rears and snarls back.

The camera pans out to show Zwei and a miniature sized Beowolf both on leashes, being walked by Ruby and Cinder Fall, respectively. Both pull on their leashes, desperately keeping their feuding pets from attacking one another.

"Oh my god, I'm so sorry, he never acts like this! I should never have taken him out, he's been cooped up all day long, it's just... I'm so sorry!" Ruby said, desperately.

"No, it's completely fine! He's just a little grumpy today, mine's usually so sweet!" Cinder said, worried.

"He looks very sweet!" Ruby said, angrily, to Zwei. "Zwei, don't embarrass me!"

Ruby pulls sharply on Zwei's collar, flipping him onto his back, and begins dragging him away. The Beowolf turns around and slinks off reluctantly behind Cinder.

Beacon...

Team RWBY, Jared, and Maple Tree guild lies on the grass and plays fetch with Zwei.

"Good boy, Zwei? Ready? Fetch!" Ruby said, pretending to throw a stick, but actually hides it behind her back. Zwei zooms off to find the stick while the members of Team RWBY, the Maple Tree guild, and Jared laugh.

"Maple, I love how you're a boss character in your VRMMO game. What's it called again, Sally?" Jared asked, looking at Sally.

"New World Online." Sally said, smiling. "How did you find out about us and the game anyway?"

"Oh, just sheer luck through Hulu."

"Hulu, huh. Why are we there?" Maple asked.

"Because who doesn't love a girl that's boss level?"

"That is true. Maple can turn herself into a monster. And part mech." Sally said.

"Can we talk about her turtle. What's it called again?" Jared asked.

"Syrup?" Maple asked, tilting her head.

"Maple Syrup. That goes wonderful on pancakes."

Behind the carefree teams and the fanboy, Roman Torchwick's head peeks out from behind a pillar.

"Ha ha ha! Oh, Little Red, Little Red, laugh while you can, because Roman Torchwick is back in town! Muahahah! You thought you could just move on into a spin-off comedy series and leave me behind?! Guess again! I will have my revenge! This time, things are gonna be different." Torchwick said.

Neopolitan silently walks up behind Torchwick and pulls out a sign, saying 'THEY WON'T', and shakes her head. Torchwick turns around and Neo quickly hides the sign behind her back.

"Neo, it's time to destroy those meddling kids once and for all! And their stupid dog, too..." Torchwick said, and Neo nods vigorously. "Prepare the death ray!"

Neo smiles evilly and produces a comically large ray gun twice her own size. Torchwick looks at it in shock.

"Eh, right, don't be a show off." Torchwick said, regaining his composure. "My hour of victory is at hand!" Neo looks annoyed. "Neo, load the highly explosive Dust crystals!"

Neo produces a huge bundle of red Dust crystals and smiles evilly.

"Zwei? Where did you go, dummy?!" Ruby exclaimed, calling distantly from off-screen.

Neo and Torchwick look around with concerned expressions. Zwei comes bounding over and stops right next to Torchwick, looking at the criminal innocently, panting and wagging his tail.

"Shoo! Get out of here, you mangy mutt!" Torchwick said, trying to shoo Zwei away, waving Melodic Cudgel in the dog's face.

Zwei grabs Melodic Cudgel with his mouth and bites down hard. Torchwick and Zwei struggle over the stick. Neo dances around helplessly.

"No, no, no, this isn't your stupid stick!" Torchwick said.

Zwei yanks Torchwick's weapon out of his grasp, and Torchwick stumbles backwards, landing on his back next to Neo. Zwei holds the weapon in his mouth, with the muzzle pointed directly at Torchwick and Neo.

"Uh... Good stupid doggy...? Stay...?" Torchwick asked, nervously.

Neo pulls out a sign that reads 'PLAY DEAD!'

Zwei inadvertently fires a round from Melodic Cudgel at Torchwick and Neo, igniting the Dust and enveloping the villainous pair in a large explosion. When the smoke clears, they are nowhere to be seen.

Ruby, the other members of Team RWBY, Jared, and the Maple Tree Guild walk over and find Zwei.

"Ah, Zwei!" Ruby said, while Zwei drops Melodic Cudgel at her feet. "Oh, you found a stick! Good boy! Come on, let's go for a walk."

Torchwick yells as he falls to the ground from a great altitude, covered in soot and missing his hat. He lands on the ground with a thump. His hat floats down slowly after him, finally landing softly on his head.

"I...can't feel my legs." Torchwick said.

Neo, also covered in soot, floats down from the air using Hush, with a displeased expression on her face.

"Neo, how do I look?" Torchwick asked.

Annoyed, Neo pulls out a sign that reads 'FETCHING'. Torchwick smiles weakly as she lands next to him.