Clearly crazy

I wake up on my back with my tongue sticking out while handsome dude pets my stomach

I could feel one of my legs kicking in the air as I slowly realized what was going on

Wait wait wait why was he petting ME

I quickly push myself away from him and stand up

I looked away from him while feeling utterly shamed

Because of my reaction he breaks out laughing AGAIN!?!

WHY IS HE LAUGHING AT ME

WHY IS HE ALWAYS LAUGHING AT ME!!

I quickly run away and out of the cave leaving handsome dude stupefied

I quickly go into the trees and hide in some bushes

Sense I have time why don't I check my levels and that nonsense

'System can I see that profile thing'

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Name: None

(New) Owner:None

Gender: Female

Species:Normal Wolf

(New)Skills

-Hide level 1-

-Healing ability level 1-

Level 48

(New) Able to evolve at level 50!!

Points needed till next level: 3000

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I wonder what the whole evolve thing will be like...

Also how come I still don't know handsome dudes name...

Well it's not like I can ask him or anything...

I miss being able to say things it's one of the only downsides cause overall being a wolf is pretty cool

I am fully in my mind thinking random things as I walk around the forest

I come out of my daze when I see a lake

WATER THANK GOD FOR WATER

I can finally get all this stinky disgusting blood off

Once I get in the water the once clear water turns red and I quickly get off the rest of the blood and get out

Dripping wet I continue my walk finding some small animals on my way and killing them

I heard a few dings so I probably can evolve now but I'll save that for later

This whole system seems hella easy

...WAIT OH SHIT DONT JINX THAT!?! PLEASE GOD PERSON WHATEVER HAVE MERCY

With that in mind I finally start heading back to the cave to see the laughing fool and make him make more food

Once I get there I see handsome dude in lotus position with his eyes closed on a stump that used to be a tree that's in front of the cave

What happened to the tree that was there before why is there only a completely flat stump left?

At first I look in confusion about the tree

Then I walk towards him and sit down only a few inches away from him staring at him in interest

Is he really fucking meditating in the wild... IDIOT

I walk quietly over to him slowly lift my paw up and get ready to slap him and right before I can slap his face he opens his eyes

I quickly retract my paw and look away like nothing happened

He is smiling really big and looks like he's holding something back

Then he starts laughing AGAIN!!!

Does he have a disease or something?

What is wrong with him!

I give him a look that even I can't describe

And slowly back away and then run into the cave to save myself from this clearly crazy person

But what I see when I get in the cave leaves me even more stupefied....