WHO NEEDS THIS MUCH FOOD!! I internally screamed as I looked over what might have been a literal sea of food
How in the world did he get all this in the short time I was away...
Even when I was actually walking in the forest I only saw a few rabbits here and there...
But there is just piles of meat on top of piles of meat...
Well... I guess I could help him eat all this food
Sense he seems like someone who thinks his body is a temple of something I'll just... have to eat everything for him so he doesn't feel obligated to eat all this food
YA I'm helping him...
With that in mind I start scarfing down slab of meat after slab of meat
As I'm getting to the next section of meat handsome dude comes in
He is standing close to the entrance of the cave mouth wide open and looking traumatized
While looking at him I continued eating as though nothing happened
Just when I think he might be broken he starts laughing
LAUGHING!?!?!?!
I stop eating and just stare at him like he's a psychopath
I am a hundred percent sure he has a mental problem otherwise why would he always be laughing
JUST STOP YOU BUM!!!
I start glaring at him before tuning around so I can't see him anymore and continue eating
I only stop eating when I have eaten more then half of what was there at the beginning
"Your really funny you know that" I turn around at handsome dudes words
I see him sitting against the wall with a drunken smile on his face while staring at me
Is he high or just... Retarded?
I glare at him while walking towards him and laying down beside him
"Do you have a name?" He asks while staring at me
I give him a lazy stare and shake my head no
Technically I have my old names but most of them are aliases that I came up with as a kid and just decided to use for... *cough cough* totally 100% legal world improving activities hehehe.... ya....
"Okay... then your name can be.... uhh... you have any ideas" at first I thought he was really gonna give me a name but that's just sad asking a dog what their name should be SAD I say SAD
I glare at him and my muzzle scrunches up above my nose making me look angry
I turn my head away in a huff
"Fine, fine, fine but don't blame me for a bad name... your fur is white... so.... snowy?"
Okay now I wish I could laugh right now and tell him how unoriginal he is
But who cares it's a decent name so it's fine for now
While thinking that I lay my head down on his lap
"Well sense you have a name I should tell you mine my name is Hunter" he says while I look up at him
He starts petting me while laying his back against the cave wall
Haha I guess I found where his naming sense came from that name is so stupid! Worse then even snowy hahaha I feel bad for you mister abs
"I wish I could stay here forever" he says with a sigh
Looking down at me he says " Do you wanna stay with me as my pet?"
I look up at him while thinking
A. Stay with him = unlimited food and have a friend/slave
Or
B. Be by myself = hunt for your own food and no one to keep you company
After a moment of silence I quickly nod my head yes
But he better stop laughing at me or he might not wake up because some 'wild' animal killed him in his sleep
He hugs my head to the point I think he's trying to suffocate me instead for hug me
"I'm happy to have you with me...
I trust you more then I trust people... scheming bastards..." he says while sighing
After him talking about random things for about an hour he falls asleep while I just stare at him for a bit before following him into slumber