N1: Wassup, readers? I got a little something for those who want to chat, share fan art, make memes or meet the characters AND ME!!
Night:*PFFT!* No one wants to meet you. They want a BADASS!!!
N1: Begone, NIGHT!!! *throws a blade*
Night: Weak. Even Hope can do better than you. *Dodges the blade*
Hope: *puts a blade up to Night's neck* you should be watching your surroundings.
N1: *throws more characters at them* go entertain them. As I was saying, there's an app called BAND. Not sure if you heard of it, but it does all that I said before I got interrupted.
*Giant wave hits N1*
N1: How? there's no water in this space.
*check settings of the room*
N1: god damnit. I must've left that on. Screw it. *pulls the Dragon gods Natsumine and Obsidian into my domain*
Obsidian: What the?
Natsumine: The fuck are we?
N1: You're in my domain of space. Now can you create order over there?
Obsidian: Oh yeah, sure. *heads over to the others, dragging Natsumine with her*
N1: Well, other than that, I'll leave a link to the Band. You can use it on your phone or PC, plus I would love to hear some criticism about my work so far. Y'all keep me anxious with the silence that it hurts. *gets stabbed in the foot*
Hope: My bad. Kinda forgot you were here.
N1: Can't say that ain't true. Are y'all ready?
Hope: I think so.
N1: ok. 1..2.....3!!!!!!
Everyone: MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAVE A HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!