Bakugo's POV
Class was brutal, even if we hadn't trained we would have been exhausted but now we had something to prove so the three of us just kept getting back up again and again. Before we knew it it was lunch time. we slumped into the cafeteria and ate our lunches in silence and when we were done the three of us set our backs against each other holding each other up and started snoozing right there in front of everyone.
I woke up to 'Headstrong' by Trapt playing and when we all started mumbling along to the words I yawned and started stretching before she started playing 'Crazy B*tch' by Buckcherry making us all jump up and join in with our class. The rest of the school watched in an almost silent horror. It wasn't until we were all dancing along that I lifted my leg and pretended it was a guitar for just a few seconds, that a few from the other classes joined in. Deku and I started our duet at that point pointing and singing at each other as if we were competing against each other and when the song finally ended we were all a laughing mess. I think the last time I laughed so freely was before Deku and I had our memories sealed away.
I should be angry about that but instead I just feel relieved. Knowing that I can still actually be happy now that it was all over. Kirishima was close by and I wrapped an arm around his neck along with Deku and pulled them in like I was going to choke them out but we were all laughing too hard for anyone to actually be worried, at least anyone from our class. Suddenly Kaminari jumped on me from behind making me grunt but I refused to fall over. As much of an idiot as he is he knows when we are having what Red calls a 'bro' moment and has no problem joining in.
"No rough housing in the cafeteria!" Midnight yelled, getting our attention when we all froze looking at her. She smiled before turning to leave without saying anything at all about the music that was still playing although at a much lower level.
When she was gone I looked at Kaminari who was still on my back, his arms around my neck and growled low enough that I could see his arm hair stand on end, "Plan on getting off me anytime soon?" He gulped, laughing a little before slowly getting off as if I might not kill him if he moved slow enough.
But instead Deku jumped on my back instead, "Wonder Duo!" He laughed before I choked and tried to pry him off.
"Deku, you're going to get it!" I yelled pretending to fume but the whole class was already laughing and teasing as the rest of the school was paper white pale. When I finally got him 'trapped' in my arms I growled "Gotcha!" and watched as he squirmed. Iida was about to separate us when Deku reached up and pecked me on the lips making me release him freezing up as I did. I just stared at him.
"All's fair in love and war!" He teased before making a run for it.
"Deku!" I bellowed as I ran after him, did I just see the walls shaking? I could feel as all the students watched us, their eyes like daggers in my flesh. "You're going to die, Deku!" I practically screamed as I chased him through the cafeteria doors and into the halls. I also heard as our class picked up getting ready for class again as they laughed out loud. Hopefully Kirishima grabbed mine and Deku's things.
Deku's POV
I didn't really think about the whole school watching us when I did that. Kacchan might actually be angry this time. Shit, did he not want everyone to know about us? Wait, we are dating aren't we? Shit, shit, shit; I fucked up. I kept running until I reached the classroom, thankfully Eraserhead wasn't inside yet, so I ran in and hid by the side of the door. At least this way I could either sneak out behind him when he burst in or grab him from behind. Hopefully he isn't actually mad.
He didn't come running in instead he walked in and grabbed me, shocking me, and giving me a real kiss. The kind that made the world stop and the only thing that mattered was his lips on mine, his arms around my waist and mine draped around his neck. When we finally pulled away gasping for air I was still mesmerized by his intense red eyes that if I didn't know better I would swear they had a fire lit behind them. I watched as he smiled as if he won some kind of game.
"Bam, you're dead," he whispered before giving me another light kiss.
"You need to kill me more often," I moaned when he pulled away again making me pout.
"Bro! Everyone heard that," Kirishima announced and we looked up to see that the class was actually there, watching us from the door. Most grinning like fools, a few making kissy faces and well Iida was quite red and looking away embarrassed.
"Hehe," I tried to pry myself from Kacchan's arms but he was stuck fast.
"So?" He asked and if it's possible he held me closer. I just might die of embarrassment, but for some reason I no longer cared and now I just want to melt into his arms.
A bunch of them laughed and made their way to their seats as they did. Mineta stayed quiet and just quickly hurried past us refusing to look up but he didn't seem angry like he did at camp. Instead he seemed guilty? I hold in a groan, what did he do? I looked up at Kacchan and quickly forgot all about him though when he pulled me in for another kiss before letting me go and grabbing my hand leading the way to our seats before Eraserhead walked in looking straight at me.
Kirishima's POV
I was the first one to walk in and hear Bakubro say "Bam, you're dead." I almost died when Midoriya responded with "You need to kill me more often," with the most starstruck look I have ever seen and I saw his reaction to All Might walking into class the first time!
"Bro! Everyone heard that," I try not to laugh at the two corny love birds. Midoriya laughed nervously and squirmed trying to get free of Bakubro's arms. He just ignored it and asked "So?" I could have sworn I saw Midoriya melt at hearing that one word. He was bright red but the look on his face couldn't have been happier. I almost didn't notice our classmates walk in laughing at the corniness which brought me back to reality and I made my way to my own seat. Looking back I saw Bakubro give Midoriya a slow sweet kiss before leading him back to their seats.
Everyone in class was watching and giggling every now and again at them for being cute and I have to wonder, 'Could I be that happy with Tetsutetsu, Real Steel. On one hand I hate that we are so much alike and on the other I can't help but wonder how he would feel in my arms as I kissed him. Would he fight me? Worse would he hate me? I shake the thought from my head as Eraserhead walks in and looks around at the class and he seems to notice everyone's giggles are directed at Midoriya and Bakubro who don't even seem to notice that he is there yet. They are just staring into each other eyes still holding hands. Damn, they are cute together. Midoriya seemed to shake himself back to reality and let go of Bakubro's hand who turned around as if nothing happened at all.
Aiazwa's POV
For the love of all that is good, what the hell did these two do now? I am not blind to the fact that they have the entire class's attention. I stifle a groan and look around to see if there is anything else going on, but I don't really see anything but Mineta sitting quietly which in itself is weird because he is a walking sexual harassment billboard. I'm pretty sure he will be in prison shortly after he graduates if he doesn't learn to control himself. I look back at my problem children and see that Bakugo is still turned in his seat and looking at Midoriya and wait are they holding hands? Thank God, it's only normal teenager stuff and not, they destroyed the cafeteria during lunch giggles.
Wait, they are holding hands? I looked back and this time Midoriya seemed to snap out of whatever trance he was in and Bakugo turned around facing forward in his seat again as if nothing happened. Well if not for the tips of his ears turning a light shade of pink. I doubt anyone else would have noticed if for no other reason than they were sitting far too low to actually see it. Interesting.
"Okay open your Maths textbooks to page 64, we will be doing problems 1-10 together and then you will have problems 11-69 for homework," I usually get a couple laughs with that number but the class was silent. I groaned and looked away from the black board to see why everyone was silent. They were all staring at Midoriya and Bakugo who were red faced but otherwise doing nothing and in fact they were sitting far enough apart that they couldn't have snuck anything but still the entire class save Mineta were staring them down.
"Todoroki," he snapped his attention back to me waiting for me to continue. "Could you tell me why you're staring at your classmates like that?" Out of everyone in class I know that I should get the answer from him. He is terribly blunt to the point that even I have turned around to hide the smile let alone keep from laughing.
"I was just wondering if they had done it yet, 69 I mean." My jaw dropped and so did everyone else's including the two boys in question. That was too blunt even for him.
"No!" Midoriya practically screamed.
"None of your damn business half and half bastard!" Bakugo growled both boys so red that I have to wonder if they were about to turn blue or not. I didn't have a response for that and just looked around at the other students in my class who were still staring open-mouthed at him. Even proper Iida couldn't find words for this.
"Change of plans, all the questions are homework, go change back into your hero costumes and meet All Might at the training grounds." I shook my head as they all started to hurry out the door. "Midoriya and Bakugo wait in our seats." Just why did Todoroki have to say it like that? Now I have to actually sit down and talk to them about sex. Because that is so much better than talking about algebra, not.
Bakugo's POV
"I'm going to kill him," I grumble to myself.
"You are going to have to wait in line," Deku mumbled back, making me raise an eyebrow at him. The bastard was a friend of his and to make him that mad, just wow. You know what nevermind, may All Might pity his soul because Deku won't pity his body, I keep that thought to myself.
I walk into the gym and instead of ignoring Todoroki I just look at him and shake my head in pity before walking past him. I could still feel the dark aura coming from behind me where Deku was. I walked up and stood by Kirishima and mumbled, "Poor guy is going to die." Which made Kirishima stare wide eyed at me before looking back at Deku who was currently pulling the half away from everyone else. Yep he is going to die.
Then Jiro started playing 'Animal I have become' by Three Days Grace and I can't help laughing, oddly perfect, insane enough as it sounded. I started laughing hysterically at it. Losing it the longer I thought about it until I was practically crying which only made Deku freeze. I pointed at my ear to show him what was so funny. He gave me a strange look until he finally seemed to understand and then started to listen to the song. He started laughing with me forgetting all about killing Todoroki. Honestly Jiro probably just saved his life.
At this point we were both laughing so hard it felt like I was getting stabbed in the side and no matter how hard I tried to hold myself together it was not helping. My gauntlets were probably making it harder actually, but oh well. Not like I can take them off right now. I could see Jiro and the rest of the Baku squad giving us 'what the fuck' looks. But I just couldn't stop.
Kirishima's POV
What the fuck? Bakubro is laughing and crying. He looks like he is in pain and I see him point at his ear and look to see where he is looking. I see Midoriya giving him the same looks we all were until suddenly he was on the ground laughing his ass off. What the hell? Is it the song that Jiro started playing? It's only 'Animal I have become'. Why would that matter? I listen to the lyrics and gulp. I look back at Deku and see him with Todoroki that alone wouldn't mean anything except that I heard Bakubro say he was going to die. He even called him a poor guy. Was Midoriya actually mad enough to hurt him? The song choice was almost too perfect and Jiro was completely confused by the whole thing. Looking at Midoriya and back at the confused Todoroki, I think that song just saved his life. That and Bakubro dying that is.
"Bro, breathe!" I yell at him trying to get him to relax. He was bright red and was gasping for air but he didn't seem to be able to relax enough. I was starting to panic when Midoriya came over still laughing and gave him a good hit to the gut forcing the air out of him making him stop long enough to breathe again. He just laid back on the ground breathing deep breaths still giggling every now and again.
"I guess I need help with managing my anger and you need help managing your happiness," I hear Midoriya whisper. I was only just barely able to hear it and I was the closest one to them. Shit he really was about to lay into Todoroki. I watched Midoriya sit down next to the still laying down Bakubro as they continued to laugh and giggle even now that the song was long since done with.
"Does anyone want to let me in on the joke?" I jumped turning around to see All Might standing there just as confused as the rest of us. I just shrug my shoulders and thank goodness Kaminari answered.
"We don't know, Bakugo just started laughing out of nowhere and then after maybe a minute Midoriya was laughing too. None of us have been able to figure out why." Kaminari responded, still confused. I try not to laugh at that.
I failed. I started laughing at first slowly then harder and all at once I was on the ground with both Bakubro and Midoriya who were laughing clutching at their sides again. It wasn't long before I was in just as bad of shape as they were, not caring what our class thought of us. Twice more we had to hit Bakubro in the gut so he could breathe again. I do mean we, I got him the second time and Midoriya got him the third time when I was laughing too hard to reach him.
I don't know at what point it happened but Midoriya and I were leaning our backs together over Bakubro, who decided it was payback time when we were gasping for air at the same time. We were still giggling (not chuckling) but it was finally under control again. Bakubro didn't even seem to care that I was practically laying in his lap either. Not with Midoriya laying on his chest. I think I lay there just enjoying the human contact for maybe ten seconds before we all got up, still laughing.
Aiazwa's POV
"For the love of, now what?" I groan now standing next to All Might looking at the three laughing boys. There were several times they couldn't breathe and they decided that punching each other in the gut was a good way to fix it. They seemed to be laughing out of pure joy though. Nothing weird or even fake, the thought that it was a quirk forcing them to do it did cross my mind but that was quickly erased when Kirishima punched Bakugo the first time that I saw that is. Apparently they each got a good two punches in on him. I watched as he took his revenge on the two of them laying on him when they were in a similar predicament.
When they finally stood up, still laughing might I add, I just waved it off. "I don't care, just go run the course," I tell them, pointing at a random course behind me. They ran off still laughing. What could have been that funny? No, no I don't want to know. I point at the other students dividing them into groups of three except for one group of two Todoroki and Momo. God please have mercy on me.
"Don't--" All Might started to say but I waved him off.
Once the students were all gone one group at each of the courses I looked at him, "I just had to give Midoriya and Bakugo the sex talk. Do you think I want to know anything else about them today?" I hissed looking him straight in the eye.
All Mights eyes widened at the implications my words meant. I gave the talk to two boys, not a boy and girl. He understood enough about the LGBTQ+ community but I don't think he realised that his precious successor was a part of it. I smirk, finally I knew something before he did. My smirk faded off my face though with his next words.
"I knew it!" He whispered excitedly, almost jumping up and down like a schoolgirl. He quickly calmed down when he saw my face. "Come on are you really going to tell me that you never thought there was more to them than just being childhood friends?" I groan of course he would ship it.
"May I remind you that we ARE their teachers," I sigh finally, I'm just done. He ships it. Of course he ships it. Even I have to admit that they were perfect for each other. They rounded each other out perfectly not only with their personalities but their quirks as well. It was like they were made for each other. Not that I would ever admit that. I just want to go home and cuddle with my husband, but no. We just had to be teachers, being heros just wasn't enough.
My head snapped up when I heard music. Please no. I found the source and Jiro's group had found my problem children. She was playing Godsmack's 'Voodoo'. I was cursing under my breath when I saw the now group of six destroying the robots on the course. Of course Uraraka and Iida had all of the 'hostages' safely out of the way while Kirishima and Midoriya dug them out. Jiro and Bakugo were attacking another robot until a song change happened and then Jiro and Midoriya switched places.
I groan, "These kids are going to be the end of me."
"Look at their teamwork though, Midoriya and Bakugo I understand even Kirishima but the rest of them?" He whistled low to himself.
"I guess this means we should give them permission to train outside of school hours?" I flatly state the question but see All Might nod slowly in response. Just great. Now I have to think of how to broach the topic with Nezu, he will probably require a teacher present anytime they want a match too. Just great!