Mr. Perfect

EIJUN

DAMN! Almost! Good thing I turned the steering wheel in the last seconds but my new car!

My new car just crashed into a pile of garbage and it looks like it was scratched. My head heated due to so much irritation. I will kill that woman!

“Dude, are you okay?” Gabriel asked. He's in the passenger seat.

“Yeah, you?” I look at them, my three other companions. They do a thumbs up, a sign that means they are okay. “Tsk! That woman!”

I went out annoyed and the three of them followed me. Then, I approached the woman who is still crouching in the middle of the road. I saw another woman approached her and helped her to stand up.

“Are you okay?” The woman asked her. But my eyesight darkened because I was so angry. All rational thoughts escaped my brain.

“Hey, you woman!” I shouted. I successfully got her attention and she looked at me. “Do you know how much that car cost?” And I pointed out my new car that I had been saving for a month. Then ... then ... she just let it crashed in the pile of garbage! I know that I'm being rude here, but she's really at fault. If she wasn't a terrific fool, my car would have been safe!

“A centavo?”

I immediately frowned. What? How much?! “What?! Are you out of your mind?! That car costs more than you're life, miss. It cost me my whole one-month allowance and then you just let it crashed and be scratched?!”

My blood is already boiling too much! If she weren't a woman, I would have hurt her right now. I saw Gabriel, Ryo and Tom watched me as if they were in a movie theater.

“Cost more than my life ?! You're the crazy one, jerk! If you want I'll be the one who'll run over you to see what is more expensive!” she shouted without any trace of fear!

“If only you weren't stupid, you'd have run instead of just closing your eyes.”

“What can I do if I got scared? If only you were driving slowly, I might have not been scared!”

“We have an emergency. That's why I can't help but to drive fast.” I lied. I admit, I got so excited about my new car but still! It's still her fault!

“Then, you should have blown your horn early. I would have been informed and got the chance to run.”

“I didn't saw you because you were crouching --- wait! Why are you crouching in the middle of the road? Do you have diarrhea or something and you thought that it's okay to do the miracle in the middle of the road ?!”

“Jerk!” She shouted back. Now, she is blushing. “I don't have diarrhea. I'm was just picking up something and I didn't think there was a daredevil coming!”

Did she really press the word 'daredevil' on my face ?! She is really testing my patience!

“Who's a daredevil?” Even though I knew the answer I still asked, so she can feel the pressure. Then maybe she will be scared and just apologize.

“Well, I'm talking about your car. It was its fault because it has a superfast engine! It even scares the hell out of me,” she said sarcastically!

“C-Cindy, that's enough. Everyone is looking at us.” Because of what the girl with her said, we both looked around. We are really encircled by quite an audience now but that motivated me more to embarrassed her. I do not want to be a loser right here.

“Why, got scared trashes?” The brave girl's eyebrows rose. It was as if she heard the most annoying sentence in the whole world. Meanwhile, the girl with her got paler. I'm not usually the guy who will include innocents in the fight but her friend was the one who shouted earlier when she was almost hit by my car, that is also the reason why I got shocked and turned the car away from her. In short, the girl was also one of the reasons why my car was scratched.

“Who? Who you calling 'trashes?” she asked. I smiled when I saw that I had angered her off.

“Who else? There are only two ugly ladies in front of me, right?” I said mockingly.

Her expression really changed. Maybe, this Amazon girl don't want to be called as 'trashes' or even ugly. I really hit the sensitive spot, huh?

“Aah, really,” she said and it sounds like she's in the edge of raising havoc.

I can't help but grin. It looks like I really pissed her off. So that's her weakness ----

“Damn!” I didn't see it coming, so I didn't protect my .... weakness ... you know, she kicked me suddenly in my most sensitive spot, so I fell down on my knees.

“Wow, right? Who have thought that trashes can also kick treasures?” She insulted. Then because it was so 'hurt', that spot that she just kicked. Because of it, I didn't anticipate her punch and it landed perfectly on my face. She punched like a man. She really had the breed of being an Amazon! Or maybe I underestimated her. Then I just felt my body's impact on the road. Then ... then ...

“Bro!” My friends shouted then by that, I fainted.

*****

“BUDDY! Don't leave us.” I heard someone's crying.

“Dude! I'm sorry, I won't make you angry again, promise!” There's another one crying.

“Bro! We love you so much, please, don't leave us.”

I opened my eyes, and I saw Gabriel crying on the side of the bed. I knew then that I'm in the hospital.

“Don't leave us, ” the idiots even cried at the same time.

I really want to hit all of them but because Ryo is the closest, so I can only hit him.

“The hell, Tom. I'm not doing anything to you. Why did you hit me? D-don't you see that I'm mourning ---” He was stunned when he looked at me. “Bro …? Bro! You're alive!”

The two also stopped and like Ryo, they hugged me.

“Dude!” Said Gabriel.

“Buds!” Tom said.

Yes, they call me different. I also do not know why.

“We thought you were going to leave us, ” they said that with some sniffing effect. Yuck!

I pushed the three of them because I am disgusted. Sometimes I ask myself if they really are my friends. Sometimes it seems to me that these three are gays. Maybe, but how come that Tom have a girlfriend? Gabriel is a chick boy and Ryo is courting someone? Hell, I don't know!

Anyway, you still don't know the name of this handsome man. I'm Eijun James Warross. I'm tall, handsome and have an angelic appearance. Also, I'm smart and most of all, I have a talent that everyone admires. Some call me Mr. Perfect. Why? Because I already have the things that women desire.

Well, can't blame them and the woman earlier? She's just fighting me because she wants to have my attention, right? Yes, I know I'm right. Is my arrogance too much? But that's the truth. I'm also a heartthrob at school but that doesn't mean I'm a playboy like Gabriel, I'm loyal to one although I haven't seen her yet but I know someday she will come.

I have no parents. Even if you do not ask, I want to share it. So that's it, my parents were gone but I have Grandpa and Grandma who take care of me and my silliness. I'm their headaches sometimes but from the bottom of my heart I loved them so much.

“Do you want me to die? The way you cry, it's as if I'm already dead.”

“We were just worried about you. We thought *sob* you were going to lose you,” Tom cried, so I hit him in the head.

“Dumbass! I just fainted because of that damn Amazon woman, damn it!” And I tried to move my jaw but it's kind of painful.

“Good thing Buds, she punched you vertically or else your face would have been ruined. However, it looks like you have dislocated your jaw,” said Tom. I also noticed because my jaw hurts but I hope not. That would reduce my good looks.

“Yeah, what happened to that woman? Did you report them to the police?” I asked.

“No, they might arrest us instead, so we just let it go,” Ryo replied. “But we really thought you were gone.” And they wept again.

“Hey, stopped saying nonsense, It's really irritating.” Not only is it irritating, it is also disgusting.

* ♡ Mr. Perfect, Mr. Perfect ~

Mr. Handsome, Mr. Handsome ~

Incoming Message ~ ♡ *

They suddenly stopped and looked at my cellphone when I took it from the side table of the bed.

“Wow, where did you get that ringtone? It's a good joker.”

I kicked Gabriel. Joker? My ringtone is not a joker neither it is lying because it's just stating the obvious fact.

I opened the message .... . .

FROM: Grandpa

Come home, right now. We have something to talk about !!! . .

That's all ...?! ----- Sh * t!

“Oh? Why did you suddenly turn pale? Who was that?” Tom snatched my cellphone.

“From: Grandpa ... You're doom, dude!”

Yes, I'm really doomed!! The old man received the news so fast.

“If I were you, I would drive home this instant and wouldn't wait for your old man's ear to turn red because of so much anger.” Tom's point was enormous. I immediately took the key to my new car that is now scratched because ... tsk! I'll think about that woman later. First, I need to go home ASAP! My friends will take care of the hospital bills. Oh, don't say that Grandpa will take my car back ?!