can i be a proxy?

(Tara) asked

I want to be a slanderman proxy, can I?

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Slenderman: that depends...can you stomach blood and gore? what weapon are you proficient in using....can i trust you in watching my baby sister without loosing her?

lyn: wait.....WHAT!! when did that become a proxy requirement?!!

slenderman: when the last proxy recruit lost you in the forest and you spent that entire day hiding in a tree

lyn: Grrr.....fine makes sense.....i hate you

slenderman:-he smirks- i love you to baby sister