The Evil Dragon King

Atop the abyssal mountain, within the pitch black castle, sits the Evil Dragon King on his throne of sins, and on his face, is a devilish grin.

Part 1

Within his castle, that would put Bluebeard's castle to shame, sits the Evil Dragon King on his throne of blasphemy.

" Tell me, MP, what do you think of it all? " asked EDK with a charming smile.

" What you have done here, would make Elizabeth Báthory and Delphine Lalaurie blush with envy and lust…. " said MP who was in chains.

" Oh stop it you! " said EDK, taking MP's words as a compliment, but they were not words of flattery.

EDK then stood up, and walked over to a table, where there were four severed heads on top.

" Do you know what this is a reference to? " asked EDK.

" I do, and it is in poor taste… " said MP, doing his best not to puke.

" Yeah, these four troublesome heads decomposed faster than I wished…. oh well! " said EDK while throwing a head to his dogs.

The poor starving K-9s, ripped the head to pieces.

" I call those two Ignorance and Want. Get it? " said EDK with a smile.

MP just had an expression which said; really?

MP then noticed a mummified corpse.

" Do you like him? " asked EDK.

" How did you get Imhotep? "

" Better question; why did I get the mummified body of Imhotep? Answer; reference " said EDK.

" Sire, they have come " said one of EDK's wicked knights.

" Ah, let the fun begin, " said EDK as he was walking passed MP.

" Now, if you will excuse me, I am going to do like a catholic priest, preach and rape " said EDK with a joyful smile.

" Not even the Horror Frog is as cruel as you, " said MP.

" You're right. I am worse " said EDK with a devilish grin.

" Even Ah Puch and Mictlantecuhtli are going to feel jealous, from what you are about to do… " said MP as he was sitting in the middle of a nightmare.

EDK has scars that resemble the face paint of a clown, he has a scar at the top and bottom of his right eye, he has a scar that covers his whole left eye, his right eye has the colour purple, while his left has the colour of white.

Part 2

EDK, along with his gruesome and merciless army, now stood before the noble and righteous.

It almost seemed like the sons of light were about to face off against the sons of darkness.

EDK filled his lungs with the terror and fear of his enemies, who all had come for revenge and to put an end to this depraved King.

EDK then turned to his fellow worshipers of wickedness.

" Men, did you guys know that I am a humanist and I am probably the last one, for I am a big fan of man! But I will tell you who is not a fan, God. I will now tell you guys a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift and then what does He do? I swear, for His own amusement, His own private cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look, but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is He doin'? He's laughin' His sick, fuckin' ass off. He's a tight-ass. He's a sadist. He's an absentee landlord. Worship that? Hell yeah! I will worship a lord like that till the end of time, for you see, we were all made in his image " said EDK as he smiled and stretched out his arms towards his men.

" Now then, let us show these men, all the love we are carrying for our God "

(Insert the sound of a waterphone and Highway to Hell by AC/DC)

I will do my best to describe the carnage that took place, but I will give you guys an idea.

Think of Nazinsky, now think of the Holocaust and then add unit 731 into the mix, that is the scene before you.

After EDK and his men were done, the ravens and vultures lost their appetite.

There was a dying knight, whose face was being kissed by the warm light, the knight knew that his time had come and he embraced it gladly.

A shadow was then cast over the knight, he opened his eyes, where he saw EDK towering over him.

" Oh no you don't, don't die on me just yet! " said EDK as sat down on the fallen knight, while he was taking the knight's armor and pants off, he then said;

" I am a simple man, I enjoy the simple things in life, like rape " said EDK as he put his penis inside the knight's anal and now started working out his thigh muscles.

The knight tried to utter a word, but his brain was still trying to understand what was happening, while his heart and soul both were filled with horror and disgust.

" There is something I want you to know, " said EDK as he looked the knight straight in the eyes.

" There is nowhere you could go, for I will always be there, there is nowhere you can hide, for I will always find you, and not even the afterlife will grant you peace. From. Me…. " said EDK as he blew his load.

The poor knight now died, his heart could no longer take the horror.

" That.Was.Amazing " said EDK as he pulled up his pants.

" My lord "

" Yes general "

" We have found two women among the knights, it seems that they had come here seeking revenge "

EDK looked behind his general, where he saw two clusters of men, all with their pants off.

" Jesus, that many warriors and only two women, are they already dead? Why are they not screaming? " said EDK.

" I assure you, my lord, the women are still very much alive, they just have their mouths full " said the general with a smirk.

" Touché general, touché " said EDK with a grin.

" Does my lord wish a turn? before the women's hearts give out "

" You know my motto general, a good pussy, is a dead pussy " - EDK.

It all continued in a likewise manner.

Those poor souls who had not yet died, where all put through something that would make any animal vomit.

" What is that sound? "

EDK and all his men looked up towards the sky, where they saw something that looked like arrows, but looking closer, they saw missiles.

The missiles hit everywhere on the battlefield, killing all EDK's men, which meant that only the King was left standing.

" I would ask how you got free, buuuuuuuut, I know better, " said EDK.

MP was now standing in front of The Evil Dragon King.

MP showed no emotions on his face.

" Right, you represent knowledge and memory, you have no connection to emotions, like compassion or pity "

MP was quiet.

" Are you satisfied now? " said MP.

" Not even close " said EDK with a grin.

" Then I am afraid; that you won't ever be satisfied "

EDK turned around, and in front of him stood God's beloved messenger; Archangel Gabriel.

" I don't know if I should feel honored or scared, " said EDK.

" I am putting an end to this vanity project " said Gabriel with his eyes glowing.

" Scaroused it is, " said EDK.

Gabriel tapped his foot on the ground, which made a hole appear right under EDK, who fell straight into the hole, the hole then closed.

MP walked over to Gabriel.

" What was he? " asked MP.

" He was evil, given charisma and knowledge "

EDK landed right in front of the King of hell.

Iblis/Lucifer took one look at EDK, and then said;

" You would enjoy yourself too much here "

Another hole opened, and EDK had now entered the domain of Abaddon, the Archangel of the abyss.

Abaddon looked at EDK.

" It seems that this is the only place where you won't cause any trouble "

EDK was unfazed by his words, for The Evil Dragon King had only one question;

" Is Cthulhu down here? "

Abaddon smiled and then gestured to EDK that he should like behind him.

From out the waters of the abyss, arose the dragon-octopus of terror and despair.

EDK felt no fear in his heart, he only felt lust.

" Hello, my cockhuslter, " said EDK to Cthulhu.

After having put his dick inside Cthulhu, EDK gained Cthulhu's powers and abilities.

EDK would later say;

" Sticking your dick inside a dragon-octopus, feels very dry and slimy " and The Evil Dragon King said all this with a grin on his face.

(Don't ask me; why it was dry.)

Part 3

At Arkham Massachusetts, is a house that once belonged to Walter Gilman.

The house is standing no more, and all that is left, is horror and questions.

Sitting on a rock where the house once stood, sat EDK, somehow having escaped the realm of Abaddon.

" How did you get out? " asked MP.

" A good question, and I shall give you the answer… another time " said EDK as he stood up.

MP now noticed strange tattoos all over EDK's body, looking closer, the tattoos looked more like ancient symbols.

" What now? " asked MP.

" Now? Now this " said EDK with a grin.

Several tentacles now wrapped themselves all over MP's body.

MP looked to all four directions, to see where the tentacles came from, but to his surprise, the slimy, but oddly, warm tentacles came out of thin air itself.

" What are you doing? " uttered MP as the tentacles tighten around his body parts.

" A science experiment " said EDK with a grin.

MP then felt something crawl up his rectum.

MP cried out in horror!

But then MP calmed down, as the tentacle was hitting his prostate.

" This is an intriguing sensation " said MP as he was closely examining the experience.

" I know right " said EDK as the same thing was happening to him.

" I have the weirdest boner right now, " said MP.

Several shots were fired at the tentacles, destroying them and freeing MP.

" Freya and Nitocris are not going to be happy about this, " said Innocence.

" You looked like you were enjoying yourself a little too much " said Anger with a smile.

" Oh bite me " said MP.

" So, they are finally here, " said EDK.

A little context;

MP has his military power, which grants him access to all forms of military, from weapons, tanks, planes, ships, uniforms and even robots.

(MP also has two robots by the names of Hans and Carl)

MP also has his emotions with him, and some emotions are personified as different things.

Anger and hate; as a Dragon.

Misery; as a Behemoth.

Lust; as a Leviathan

Hope; as a Phoenix.

Innocence; as his inner child, who also represents life.

Existence; a being with his own body, covered in scars.

EL; represents the one thing no human should call themselves, a god.

Ed; in one word; evil, buuuuut, these days he is just relaxing while wearing his slippers and bathrobe.

MP represents the mind, knowledge and memories.

Myself; representing ego and pride, he has a child's body with eyes made of mirrors.

Deep within MP is EL, covered in chains, if need be, MP can call forth the powers of EL, making the form known as; MP-EL.

MP can also ask the Egyptian gods for help, like Anput, Anat, Montu and Geb.

Even the Angels help MP out from time to time.

MP now made it so that he was wearing medieval armor, which was covered in a kurdish cloak and belt.

Innocence just looked at MP with an expression that said; really?

" What? This is the OG armor " as MP as he was proudly wearing the armor.

EDK had waited enough.

EDK teleported everyone to TrES-2b, the darkest planet in our universe.

EDK also called forth creatures; like Gugs, Zoogs, Moon-beasts and faceless dreams, to name a few.

MP called forth weapons, tanks, ships, planes, robots and everything that had to do with the military.

MP's emotions were also ready, and so, the battle began.

It was clear who had the advantage, MP's army was slaughtered, even the emotions were taken down to the abyss, Innocence's last words to MP were;

" Do… not…. despair " said Innocence as a single tear ran down his cheek, Innocence was then dragged into the abyss.

" JACOB!!!! " yelled MP to no avail.

MP, was yet again caught in slimy tentacles.

" Tell me, " said EDK as he was leaning close to MP's face.

" Are you scared? "

" I am not afraid of you, " said MP.

EDK smiled.

" Well, I have only one trick left, allow me to show you the face of despair " said EDK as he now transformed into his dragon-octopus form.

In front of MP stood a monster of vaguely anthropoid outline, but with a human head, with dragon and octopus-like features, a well toned body, two mighty and powerful wings, a tail that could destroy planets, claws, fangs and a gaze that could pierce any soul.

" Behold! I have become the abyss itself! " said EDK in a hollow and monstrous voice.

MP could feel his eyes burning from what he was beholding.

EDK had truly become more terrifying than existence itself.

" Y'ah EDK-Cthulhu! "

MP struggled to get free.

" My Torture garden shall be more wicked than the plays that once found place at the Grand Guignol " said EDK now looking down at MP.

MP was now being sucked into the abyss, all that was left, was his hand.

" Any last words, you know, besides gurgle gurgle "

MP just gave EDK the middle finger "

" Well said, GG "

MP was then sucked into the abyss.

As MP was losing hope and meaning, the name EL shined on his back.

EDK looked on, as light was shooting out from the abyss, a huge beam of light now appeared, from the light flew out MP-EL.

" What's this? " said EDK-Cthulhu with a grin.

MP-EL held out his hand and that was when EDK-Cthulhu felt something strange.

" What are you doing?..... " asked EDK-Cthulhu.

" Let hope in " said MP-EL.

EDK-Cthulhu's whole being now lighted up, the dragon-octopus cried out in pain, for he had never felt such a sensation before.

" I refuse to be hope's fool!! " - EDK-Cthulhu.

" Let hope in! " - MP-EL.

A blinding light now covered all of TrES-2b.

When the light was gone, MP-EL could no longer sense EDK-Cthulhu.

But, remember;

Mgleth lloigshogg ahor mgsyha'h ah'mglw'nafh.

The Children of EDK

Poveglia, Italy.

The island is filled with eldritch horror and queer ghost.

The ghosts of the Caravan of Death and the Legions of Hell; during the time of Bolivar, can all be seen dancing the Danse Macabre to the clapping of Brother Marsh.

Some people have even seen some Spooky Scary Skeletons on the island.

The dance creeps even the Baron Samedi, and that dude loves parties, just not the one taking place in Poveglia.

The dancing can be seen every night by the locals and the songs can be heard every day.

The locals may avoid the island, but they can not escape it during their sleep.

Many people have dreamt that they are dancing with the dead on the island. These dreams have made many locals commit suicide, and some have even traveled to the island in order to physically take part in the dance.

But, who are the ones commanding all this dancing?

Well, they are; Wyvern-Prince-Kthulhut and Wyvern-Princess-Tulu - WPK and WPT respectively. These two are the children of EDK, and right now, they are visiting their uncle; SCP-2662.

" Come on WPK, I have taught you better than that "

" Sorry uncle, no matter how many times we play Super Smash Bros, I can not seem to beat you "

WPT got the smash ball and defeated both her brother and uncle.

WPK and SCP-2662 both just looked at smiling WPT.

" I could not be more proud" said SCP-2662, as he removed a tear of joy.

" Well, it is time for us to head back home, " said WPK.

" But we will soon visit again, and next time; we will be sure to bring father " said WPT.

SCP-2662 scoffed.

" What is it uncle? " asked WPK.

" Don't try and hide it, I know that my brother sees me as a disappointment… I know that mother does as well… " said SCP-2662, as his tentacles showed signs of sadness.

WPT now hugged her uncle.

" Listen, I know for a fact that grandmother; EE-SU, loves us all equally "

Some of SCP-2662's tentacles now showed signs of joy.

" And, I also know that father does not see you as a disappointment "

" Really? " uttered SCP-2662.

" Yeah, if anything; I would say that father is proud of his little brother "

" Really?! " exclaimed SCP-2662 in a happy tone.

WPT smiled and WPK nodded.

SCP-2662 felt true delight in his chest.

" When next you come to visit, please tell my brother that I would be overjoyed if he came as well, " said SCP-2662 with a smile.

All three now hugged one another.

" Real quick; I have heard that my brother has fused with another Great Old One "

" Indeed " said WPK with a smile; " Father has fused with Mars "

" Father is now known as; EDK-Mars-Cthulhu " said WPT.

(This Mars is from The Red god Laughed by Thorp McClusky)

All SCP-2662 had to say was;

" Cool "

The family hugged once more and both WPK and WPT returned back to their island, where someone was waiting for them.

" Who the hell are you? " asked WPK.

" The name is Baron Von Herling "

" Wait, I thought that you were a vampire hunter? " said WPK, confused.

" I hunt every kind of creature " said the gentleman, calmly.

The twins looked at one another, they then both transformed into their Lovecraftian Forms.

The two figures were now towering over Herling.

" I am the one who defends the Fire of Asshurbanipal. And it was also me, who started the Triangle Shirtwaist Fire! " exclaimed WPK.

" My Torment Villa shall outdo the torture done at the Villa Grimaldi! " exclaimed WPT.

(I would just like to add that WPT has the wings of SCP-469)

The two eldritch beings were now smirking down at Baron Von Herling.

The gentleman calmly lighted his pibe, he took a puff, he then said;

" Have either of you heard of the Great Nothing? "

Confused looks could be seen on both faces of

WPK and WPT.

The Boötes void now appeared in the sky, chains came out of the void grabbing hold of both WPK and WPT.

The Children of EDK both vanished in the dark void.

Herling, with the air of a calm gentleman, lit another pibe, he then walked into another reality.

The Evil Dragon King of Mars

Baron Von Herling was sitting within the living room of Thomas Carnacki.

The Baron has been invited by Carnacki to tell of what had happened when he was on Mars.

" Well " said Herling, as he lighted his pipe; " it was a rather queer adventure, but nothing I was not use to - Herling now blew some smoke circles - I had always set my sights on EDK, for I was rather curious as to how he had escaped Abaddon's 10th hell… but, atlas, he did not disclose that fact - Herling now sat back in his chair - I shall now let MP take it from here "

" Gladly " said MP, as Ian Gordon(HorrorBabble) started to take notes.

Baron Von Herling had just arrived on Mars.

The fact that he could breathe on Mars did not concern the Baron one bit. Herling, however, was concern by all the carnage taking place, and all the queer creatures around him.

" This place is even worse from what I saw within the The Crystal Egg "

(Note; The Crystal Egg by H.G. Wells)

Herling looked up at the sky, and saw Vuelos de la Muerte taking place.

The Baron looked back down, and that was when he saw The Strange Creature On Mars.

" Bloody hell " said Herling, as he followed the Trail of Tears.

The Baron had now arrived at Little Hope - the name of EDK's kingdom on Mars.

Herling had arrived at the pandemonius palace, where he was halted by Aelita, the former Queen of Mars.

Aelita let the Baron pass.

While walking within the halls. Herling could not help but notice the many Black Holes of Calcutta.

The Baron had at last arrived at the throne room.

Everything seemed normal - till Herling saw the flask containing Lovecraft's severed head.

The Baron now saw him - The Evil Dragon King of Mars, sitting on his Throne of Sins.

The Baron smiled, while EDK just looked at him.

" You are the one who went after my children " said EDK.

" Indeed "

EDK smiled.

" You did not get my third child "

" You have a third child? "

" Indeed "

" Name? "

" Pyroeis "

(Fun fact; Pyroeis is also the name of Ares' Dragon)

" Where is he? "

" With his mother "

" How is Phaidor? "

" Good - EDK now paused for a moment - you will never find them " said he with glee.

" I can't help but believe you " said Herling with a faint smile; " but, I have come for you "

The Baron paused for a moment to meditate.

" You know; I have always been wondering "

" Yes? "

" What is your name? "

EDK showed a look of surprise.

" Phaidor was the first person to ask me that… - EDK paused, as he was reliving some fond memories - Al Marrikh "

" Parents? "

Herling looked on, as EDK had a look of joy on his face.

" I am the son of Tiráwa - EDK paused for suspense - and Audrey Davis "

Herling almost dropped his pipe.

" You're her fifth child?... "

EDK nodded.

Audrey Davis is the woman from the Curse of Yig story. Making Al Marrikh her fifth child. But EDK does not look like his other siblings. For he looks more human, with red skin, eldritch tattoos, and one Evil Eye - with a scar across.

The Baron now took some puffs of his pipe.

" Let us do this "

The roof was falling down, as EDK transformed into his eldritch form.

In his eldritch form - EDK was on level with a Keter-Class SCP.

" I am going to Horla your dreams - for even The Gods of Pegāna fear me. And when you hear the sound of Crawling Chaos; know that I have come for you - EDK-Mars-Cthulhu! "

Herling took a puff of his pipe.

" You have fused with Mars? " said the Baron, impressed.

(The Baron is not referring to the Roman god, but to the god in Thorp McClusky's; The Red God Laughed)

EDK glared down at the Baron with his glowing eyes.

The Baron took another puff of his pipe.

" It is time for you to enter the Dreamlands "

A bright light was now coming off the Baron's body, and these were EDK's last words;

" Thats! "

Baron Von Herling imprisoned EDK's body deep within 55 Cancri e - a hellish super earth, while his mind was trapped within the Dreamlands - atop the Mountain of Madness.

Alternate version of the epic speech;

" I am going to Horla your dreams - for even The Gods of Pegāna fear me. And when you hear the sound of Crawling Chaos; know that I answered The Call of Cthulhu. Y' ah EDK-Mars-Cthulhu! "