The Knight of Humor

Sir-Lady Sirehag and Sir Matthew were both paying a visit to Tubal-Cain; the blacksmith of Tolemac.

Tubal-Cain was a famed blacksmith, legendary for creating unmatched weapons.

Sir-Lady Sirehag and Sir Matthew watched on as Tubal-Cain was putting on a show.

Watching the blacksmith work was like magic.

As Sirehag and Matthew watched on, they now heard something else, other than Tubal-Cain's hammer hitting the hot iron.

The two knights looked on as a foreign knight rode straight towards them.

The odd thing was.

That the foreign knight did not have a sword, but instead, he wielded a guitar.

(Don't ask me how he got it)

" Greetings, fellow knights " said the foreign one, as he hopped down from his horse, while gently running his hands on the strings of his guitar.

" Who are thou? " asked Sir-Lady Sirehag.

" A villain, who goes by Sir Dinadan "

" Why does thou call thy-self a villain? " asked Sir Matthew, curiously.

" Oh, for this sinful knight has done something so evil, that simply uttering it would be a bad omen " said Dinadan, as he started to play some sinister music.

" Villain, what hast thou done? " asked Sir-Lady Sirehag, as her hand was on the hilt of her sword.

Sir Dinadan smiled, as he said;

" I have done thy mother, and thy FATHER!! "

A clang could now be heard from Tubal-Cain's anvil.

Sir-Lady Sirehag ran her sword through Sir Dinadan's chest, killing him instantly, but the Knight of Humor died with a smile, and an expression which said;

" Worth it "