What the monke boy doing

Bulma and I were making our way towards the next dragon ball. I was holding onto her stomach so as to not fall off, but because my arms were so short I was stuck to her body. We were going super fast through a forest so I had no choice but to hold on. 

"You smell good, like strawberries. Mmmm."

I said, wait what!?! I didn't mean to say that! Stupid mouth, can't you just stay quiet when I need it!?!

"Uhm, thanks, I guess?"

She said to me while still facing straight forwards. Oh Kami, she's gonna think I'm weird. Why did I say that? Kill me now… Wait, why are her ears red? Could it be that she's embarrassed?

"And your skin is so smooth and creamy. It looks so good."

I teased her while holding onto her a bit tighter since she started to speed up. Hmm, why is Bulma getting so embarrassed? It doesn't matter, it's funny seeing her getting embarrassed. 

"Thank you."

She answered I could hear her voice going a little higher pitch and I could see her ears getting redder. That's so cute but since when did I like teasing people though?

"You know I haven't seen that many people but I do kno-"

"KRAAGH!"

Before I could finish my sentence we were attacked by a pterodactyl. Without me even noticing the pterodactyl. It grabbed Bulma but since I was still holding onto her I was flying with them too. 

"AAAAH!!!"

Bulma screamed while she was being carried. Before we got too far away from the bike I used my ki to make a little ball on the tip of my finger and compressed it as much as possible until it was about to explode. 

Once the little ball got to that point I used my ki to make sure it would explode in a line towards where I was pointing to, which was straight at the pterodactyl's head. The makeshift finger beam went straight through the pterodactyl's brain making it let go of Bulma which made both of us fall to the ground. 

"AAAHH!"

While Bulma was screaming her head off in fear, I took the power pole from its holder and extended it into the ground. While I was sliding down the pole, I put Bulma in a princess carry and safely landed back on the ground. 

"As I was saying, I do know for sure that you are beautiful. Hehe"

And with a beautiful landing, if I do think so myself, I finally finish my sentence. Absolute romantic that I am, holy shit, I'm falling in love with myself. Just kidding, who would fall in love with a kid?

I look down at Bulma to see her reaction and see that she's absolutely embarrassed. So cute! 

"Uuuh… Thanks for saving me…"

She said in a really quiet voice. Oh God, why is she so cute? It's like an adorable kitten fell into my arms. I should probably let her go but I don't want to.

As I thought that, I let her get back on her feet and saw her wobble a bit before standing up properly. 

"We should probably set up camp. I don't think you have any way to track that bike, do you? It seems we've lost it."

I asked her while putting the power pole back in its holder. Hmm, is it me or has she bounced back already? She looks as if nothing bad has happened while I'm sure just a second ago she was scared out of her mind then got a princess carry.

"I don't have any way to get back the bike, unfortunately, so we should set up a home and rest. It's starting to get dark anyway."

She agreed before looking for a good spot for base. I can't wait to be in an actual house again, all the comforts of life in a modern world. Oh, how I've missed them. 

*Poof*

As I was zoning out, she threw a bigger capsule than the last one she used for the bike. There was a loud noise, which was followed by an explosion and a giant cloud of smoke. What was revealed was a kinda disappointing size building made out of three domes next to each other. 

The domes on the side had windows facing outwards while the middle one had a door built into it. The left dome also had a small tower-like thing on top though I have no clue what it does. 

"Wow."

I was shocked. I was able to play off her making a bike or car appear but to just make a building appear from a capsule is a different story. This world is awesome! 

"You don't know much about capsules do you?"

She asked but it was more of a statement. Well, it's not that I don't per se, but she can believe what she wants. 

"What even is a capsule? I've never heard of it. Is it food?"

I asked in order to keep up the image of a child with little knowledge of the outside world. While we were talking Bulma led me into the house. 

"Welcome to my mobile home. But before we do anything we should get cleaned up. We got all dirty because of that pterodactyl."

She said to me while leading me towards the bathroom. Hmm, how am I gonna do this? I could get her to wash me or if I really play my cards right, I could get her to bathe with me. Or we could just go into the bathroom separately. Actually, who the fuck am I kidding? I'm going to try to get her to bathe with me. 

"Hey Bulma, what is cleaning up? Can you help me?"

Was that pushing my luck? I don't know but I have already rolled the dice so there's no going back. 

"It's fine. We'll be using the bath together to not waste water anyway."

She said without thinking much about it. Man I love this world, it's been so good to me. First, I get to live a dream. Secondly, I get to have superpowers and now, I get to bathe with Bulma. I have to do all I can to protect this life. 

Whilst I was thinking, I found myself already under the shower with Bulma washing my hair from behind me. Aaah, how I miss showers, the waterfall can't compare.

Edited by S_jay

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