Sjó, þeirra sem elta drauminn

There's you, in everything i do

Imagine Dragons

Beatrice's body floated in the middle of that brilliant sea. A normal person would not survive an explosion of 14 barrels of powder. Now, reread.

If you managed to get to these 46 tortuous page, congratulations! What are you, a freak!? A normal person could not get through even the first 10 pages!

While the body of our future… Warrior? Heroin? Floats in the sea of Erlee, probably dead and a future food for vultures and cannibals, i think i owe you some explanations.

Of course, i will not explain, this is a joke. I'm actually going to drop some things that i like to think about and talk to you from time to time.

But, if you made it this far you realized that i have a great musical taste and this story is meaningless. Photos in the middle age? A flamethrower? A guy with Danish name wearing a cowboy hat? This is certainly not normal.

But wait, where's my manners? Let me introduce myself! I never been to a football game. I have a lvl 100 Wobbuffet on Pokemon Ruby. I really like the beach…

Normal things, get it?

In the far north of Meluilos, the daughter of vampire hunters and other supernatural things and an extremely irritating cool vampire, fight each other. Let's see these two! And, don't worry, Beatrice is not going anywhere.

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I like to think of it, as a theorem, analyzing both.

Pantalamous Hydra II had to fight a lot, since childhood, to not be called ''Pants'', even he wearing completely normal pants.

Alicia Burreaux did not have a chance to change destiny. She will, until the end of her life, try to stop Pantalamous.

What do the two have to do with each other?

They both, like each other. Romantically. My philosophy teacher will call this as the ''nemesis effect'', rivals vying to see who is better than the other. We take famous examples like, Jake Peralta and Amy Santiago, you and that idiot who always gets #1 on anything, Loki and Thor, and so on.

Pants (please don't tell him that i called him Pants) is always trying to impress the hunter, organizing breakout parties and also annoying her. Alice is always trying to stay one step ahead of him. Poor thing, will never make it.

This is an endless fight. How do we end the fight between two sociopathic perfectionists?