Chapter 8: The Shopping Spree

Wednesday

"SAMARA!!!!! GIVE ME THOSE!"

"NO, KYLEE!"

"I NEED THEM!!!"

"WHY DO YOU NEED THEM ALL OF A SUDDEN!?!?"

"I DIDN'T PUT IN MY CONTACTS LAST NIGHT! I HAVE TO WEAR MY GLASSES TODAY!"

"Ladies!" I calmly said, "why are we fighting?"

"SAMARA TOOK MY GLASSES!!!"

"Kylee, calm down. Samara, give her the glasses."

"Hell no!"

"Why not?"

"She doesn't need them! She can see me!!"

"You're a dumbass! I'm near sighted! I can't see far away! I'm not f*cking blind!" Kylee screamed.

Psychopaths-

"Oh, I'm dumb. I am so sorry. Here are your glasses."

"¡Dios Mio! ¡Estoy rodeado de idiotas!" [My God! I'm surrounded by idiots!]

"Kylee, I am not an idiot and neither is Samara."

"Crap, I forgot you speak spanish!"

Kylee may be the whitest person ever but she speaks the most Spanish out of all of us.

"What did I miss?!"

"Everything, Roman. Everything! Samara took Kylee's glasses because she's nearsighted and could see Samara. Samara thought she was blind!" I couldn't help but chuckle.

"Haha! Samara, are you that dumb?"

"SHUSH!!!!!"

"Guys, quit arguing. I already have a migraine!"

That was basically my whole day. Samara and Kylee fighting then me and Roman calming them down. Hopefully tomorrow is more eventful.

Thursday

🤦‍♀️Dumbass

Me- Wake yo assssssssss up!

Me- yo

Me- yo

Me- oof

Me- oh

Me- yo

Me- yo

Me- yo

Me- yo yo

Me- oof

Me- oof

Me- oof

Dumbass- GOOD MORNINGGGGG!!!!

Me- What took you so long? Lmao

Dumbass- Daryian, I was tired! I'm sorry that I woke up 20 minutes later than normal!

Me- Kylee, that is illegal! Hurry up! I'm picking you up today!

Dumbass- WHY?!

Me- JUST GET READY I'LL EXPLAIN LATER

*beep beep*

Dumbass- ARE U OUTSIDE!??!?

Me- YES! NOW HURRY UP U HAVE 5 MINUTES!

Dumbass- I'm already ready. I'm literally walking down the steps.

How-

"SUP B*TCH!"

"DON'T DO THAT!!!"

"That's what you get for blowing me up with SO MANY MESSAGES!!!!"

"Ugh. Get in the Goddamn car!"

"Okay! Why are you picking me up though?"

"We are ditching school to go f*cking shopping!"

"HELL YEAH! BET! LET'S DO IT!"

"We need something for the party tomorrow so we need to go somewhere ~fancy.~"

" I think I know a good place."

"Ah sh*t I know where you're thinking. Let's go!"

After Shopping

"We are gonna look ~stunning~ at this party!"

"Yes, bestfriend!"

"Crap, Kylee, text Samara off my phone please. She's freaking out!"

"Alright hand me it."

🤷🏼‍♀️Samara the Weeb

Samara the Weeb- WHERE ARE YOU AND KYLEE!?"

Me- Relax! It's Kylee. We went shopping

Samara the Weeb- WHY?!?!?

Me- For the party?

Samara the Weeb- WHY WASN'T I INVITED?!

Me- We couldn't get a hold of you!!

Samara the Weeb- Oh- good excuse. See ya tmr then!

Me- haha see ya!

"What did you tell her?"

"That we couldn't get a hold of her."

"You bastard!"

"Haha! That's my name!"