Chapter 9: School is for the Weak

Friday

"Okay, KYLEE, DARYIAN, WHY DID YOU LEAVE US TO GO SHOPPING?!??!" Samara screamed.

"We need to look fabulous!" Kylee said.

"Yeah, Sam. Chill!"

"WHAT ABOUT ME!?!"

"What did I miss?!" Roman exclaimed.

"A lot!"

"Tell me!"

"We went shopping for the party!"

"Oh my God guys!" Roman sighed. "YOU SKIPPED SCHOOL TO GO SHOPPING?!?"

"YES, JERK!!! IT WAS wOrTH iT!"

"Okay, shortie!"

GOD DAMMIT, ROMAN!!!!

"ROMAN! I WILL KILL YOU!"

"I'm a bAd b*TcH! YOu caNt kIlL mE!" [Vine reference]

"SHUT UP, JERK!!!!!"

"Alright losers," Roman said, "I have to head to class. PEACE!"

"Bye, Roman!"

Kylee and Samara stared at me.

"What is it now?!"

"ThE brOmaNce!" Kylee exclaimed.

"F*ck you, Kylee. F*CK YOU!"

"DO NOT TALK MY BEST FRIEND LIKE THAT, DARYIAN!"

"I CAN TALK TO MY BEST FRIEND HOWEVER I WANT, SAMARA!!"

"Ight, ima head out!" Kylee vanished off the face of the earth.

"WAIT- where did your shopping buddy go?"

"I- don't know. "

"KYLEEEEEEEE! COME BACK!!!!!!!!" Samara also vanished off the face of the earth.

Psychos. How and why are they my friends?

Second Period

"Alright class. Who knows what 2+2 is? Yes, Kylee?"

"3!"

"Correct! Who knows what 3+3 is? Yes, Daryian?"

"1283020!"

"Correct!!"

Roman stared in disbelief. "What in the- what in the hell?!"

Everyone laughed.

"CLASS! SHUSH! I WILL GIVE ALL OF YOU DETENTION!" Everyone got quiet. "Now then, let's continue with the class. What is 500+ infinity!"

Physical Education

"Hello, everyone. Today you have to run 10 miles by the end of the period. Time starts- NOW!"

What the hell are these teachers doing to us??

"Samara! Samara, come back!"

"Yes?!"

"Run with me! I don't wanna run 10 miles today!"

"Yeah, me either! Let's run together."

"I feel like they're making us do a ton because the party is tonight."

"Probably. By the way, are we all getting ready together or not?" Samara asked.

"I don't know, you'll have to ask Kylee."

"Okay, well, we might as well talk while we're running!"

"Agreed!

After School

"Ky! Ky, wait up!"

"Oh, hey Dayday! What's up?"

"I wanted to ask if we're all getting ready together or not."

"Oh, we could get ready at my place. I just have to text my mom."

"Alright. Well, do you want me to take you home?"

"My car's here but I can meet you at my house."

"Alright, cya then!"

"Cya, loser!"