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[lesbian: my Cinderella version]
Alrighty! 🎀 Here we goooo with a hyper-cute, **💖 Glitchcore 💖** Cinderella retelling, juuuuust for you! ✨°ᡣ𐭩
**✨ BOIIFRIEND SIMULATOR LOADING... ✨**
_(Screen glitches wildly, pixels forming adorable anime-boy eyes before settling.)_
**SYSTEM VOICE (kawaii autotune):** Konnichiwa, mahou shoujo! Welcome to *BOIFRIEND FANTASYYY: GLASS SLIPPER EDITION*! 👑 Time to rewrite destiny! 💕
**(💖 Interface Pops Up: 💖)**
* **STATS:**
* Kawaii Points: 10 (😢 Starting from SCRATCH!)
* Doki-Doki Charm: 5 (Gonna need a glow-up!)
* Lewd Factor: 0 (Oh my gawd, we'll FIX that! 😈)
* **INVENTORY:**
* Ripped Dress (✨ Could use some sparkle ✨)
* Glass Slipper (One, lost its mate! 💔)
* Step-Monster Diary (Filled with JEEEEEALOUSY! 📖)
* **OBJECTIVES:**
1. ESCAPE STEP-MONSTER'S CLUTCHES! (Duh!)
2. FIND THE PERFECT GAY BOY! (Obvi!)
3. SLAYYYYYYY THE BALL! (💅 Yaaaaas!)
**(A message appears, shimmering with rainbow vomit) Rainbowvom.gif✨°ᡣ𐭩 : ✨)**
*You are UGLY STEPSISTER. Oh mai gawd.*
_(Ugh, you feel gross. Like you got some cringe on ya._( •́ㅿ•̀ )
**(✨💖 BOIIFRIEND CATALOG! 💖✨)**
_(Flashing lights! Pop music! This is gonna be gooooood!)_
***
#### BOYFRIEND PROFILE: ✨🌸 RINKUUU! 🌸✨
_(A thumbnail shows a super twinkly-eyed boi with pink hair and an oufit that somehow makes pastels look evil.)_
**QUIRK:** "Rinkuu-senpai ALWAYS gets what he wants!" 😏
**POV:** _(Text flashes on the screen like an angsty anime intro sequence.)_
> _Ugh, another stupid ball. As if I care about some stuck-up prince. Whatever. Gotta look good for the 'Gram, tho. 💅 Maybe I'll spill some punch on that peasant girl. She's totes copying my aesthetic._
**SOCIAL MEDIA:** Rinkuu has 10 million followers! Check out his selfies!
🌸 [**FILTERED REALITY**] 🌸
**(Photo carousel scrolls through heavily edited images of Rinkuu looking impossibly beautiful. Comment section is full of heart-eye emojis and thirsty comments.)**
**YT CHALLENGE:** ✨SPICY NOODLE CHALLENGE: 🥵 CAN RINKUU HANDLE THE HEAT? 🥵 ✨
**(Video starts with Rinkuu dramatically applying lip gloss.)**
**Q&A:** _Rinkuu answers questions with a sassy tone._
🌸 **Fan:** "Rinkuu-senpai, what's your favorite color?"
🌸 **Rinkuu:** "Anything more expensive than your entire apartment, b*tch!"
**(VOICE ASMR MESSAGE)** _(Inhale softly with a radio static hiss. Sounds like: ah..hehee....hoooo... uwuu....)_
_Rinkuu is not for you_
_(Sounds of glass shattering.)_
_(A creepy music box starts playing.)_
_(End scene)_
**(♡ Boyfriend Profile: ♡ YUUUUTO! ♡)**
_(A softer boy, maybe a little shy... But OMG so kyute!)_
**POV:** _(Yuuuto's is all handwritten like it was some emo manga notes.)_
> _Another day, another pile of chores. My stepmom is like, MEGA EVIL! But it's okay! If I can find one person who loves me, even for a moment, I'll find hope, and you'll like my c o c k for only a short while too. ｡ﾟ( ﾟ^∀^ﾟ)ﾟ｡ …right?_
**JOURNAL AESTHETIC:**
_(His diary is like, OMG so precious. Pressed flowers, stickers of stars, poems written in sparkly gel pens!)_
"Today, I saw a cute butterfly...I hope it likes boys.."🦋(˃ᆺ˂๑).
I'm not jealous about my brother. No one knows my feelings."(⋟﹏⋞)
**(✿ INTERACTIVE ILLUSTRATION! ✿)**
Click to DRESS UP Yuuuto in ADORABLE OUTFITS!
*(A paper doll Yuuuto appears! You can put him in: a maid costume, a school uniform, a tiny little tuxedo!)_
**(🎧 PODCAST 🎧)**
**Yuuuto (Voice):** Hiii everyone! It's me, Yuuuto, talking about, like, ummm... my feelings about birds, and maybe I would touch co.ck but not yours sorryyy.
**(Sound of chirping bird! Fading into sad acoustic music.)**
**(💬 COMMENT SECTION! 💬)**
> **User 1:** "Awww, he's so sweet! I just wanna protecc!"
>
> **User 2:** "His stepmother sucks." 😤
>
> **User 3:** "Does anyone know what skincare he uses?"
**(VOICE ASMR MESSAGE)**
_(Sound like, ehe...ah,....he..... uhh...u)_
_Yuuuto...needs....help...._
_(Giggle)_
_(End)_
**(❤ BOIIFRIEND CARE - USER STATUS! ❤)**
***
**(Emotional Meter Gauge.)**
> Your heart needs patching! Acknowledge what's wrong!
**TWEET:**
My thoughts be hurting all day. Wanna hug? Wanna talk?
**TULPA MEDITATION**
Focus on a tulpa to sooth away pain away! It can be anything as long as it sooths your wounds, babeh!
**(Kaomojis Display)**
ヽ(>_<.)ﾉ You sad, me happy?
(;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ\`) *HUG HUG*
**(Journal Scrapbook)**
Sticker with it girl!!!! AHHHH!
**(Craft Time)
Write cute poems about pain with me!
***
**(✨✨ BOIIFRIEND ACTION COMIC ✨✨)**
_*(Panel 1: Yuuuto cleaning the floor, crying little manga tears.)*_
> **SFX:** SOB! SOB! Tinkle… Tinkle…💦💧
_*(Panel 2: The Step-Monster stomps in, dripping in jewels and wearing a mask from a Venetian party.)*_
> **Step-Monster:** "Yuuuto! My crystal shoes are dull!
[Lesbian: Cinderella party]
(ɔˆз(ˆ⌣ˆc) Eeee~! A *Cinderella Paw-ty*?! ✨💖 Yasss, this is gonna be SOOO *kawaiiiii* desu-nyan! ✨🥺 Okay, okay, deep breaths! Let's go full-on Magical Girl Transformation SEQUENCE~! 🎶💖
##### **💫💫 Boyfwiend Simulatow Activation~! 💫💫**
*(Glitter bomb of magical-girl-sparkles EXPLODES, engulfing you in pure pink-energy!)*
**(System Notif:** Initiating "Cinder-Fella Fab UwU Makeover!" - Optimizing Boyfriend Proto-Type: [Hikaru] **)**
#### 🅵🅴🅰🆃🆄🆁🅴 🅳🅸🆂🅿🅻🅰🆈 👑
**｡･::･ﾟ☆Parameter Override: [Hyper-Cuteness MAXED!]☆ﾟ･::･｡**
* 🥺Charm stat buffed by +9000!!!
* ✨Glitter tolerance: ∞
* 💖Sparkle factor: Set to **BLINDING**!
**(🎶Upbeat J-Pop music blasts through the sim🎶)**
*•̩̩͙⁺゜**Okay, so, first things furst!**•̩̩͙⁺゜* ✨💖 Gotta pick out the PERFECT Cinderella-prince aesthetic for our gway-boy! I'm thinkin' **holographic glitter eyeshadow**, *super*-fluffy pastel blue wig, and a mini crown with rainbow LEDS! What *you* think, sweetiepie~? (´｡• ω •｡`) ♡
***
**(Boyfriend Profile Catulog: "Hikaru, the Glass-Slipper Savior!" uwu)***
**(ﾟ´∀`ﾟ)ノ Hika-chan's POV (Gwaggle Translayed~):**
"Ah! An invitation to the Cindewella pawty~! What to wear, what to weaw~? I wanna impwess... *You*! Hehe, just imagining holding ur hand under the mune... My heart's beating so fast-paka!! Σ(*///ω/// *; ) Eh?! D-did I say that out loud?"
**(🤳 Vlwog Entry - Super Kawaii-filter Activated!)🤳**
*(Hikaru-chan is giggling and blushing super adorably)*
"H-hiiiii everyone! 💖 It's Hika-chan desu! Today I'm getting weady for a Vewy Important pawty! Wish me gwuck, minna~! *(Sends finger-heart gesture)*"
**(💌 Twittew Feed~: @Hikarun_desu)**
* ✨🎶 Cinderella Cinderella... I can hear the bells toll... 💖 Can't wait to meet my pwincess!! *#CinderellaBall #GwayPride #FashunUwU #SparkleMagic*
***
**(🧮High-Tech Machween Intewface: Destiny Al Gowithm ~! ✨)**
**(📟 Futuwistic Al Pawdiction: "Optimal Romance Outcome ~ 99.9%!"**
⚠️: *Potential 'Midnight-Curse' glitch detected.* ⚠️
*(What if Hikaru's inner princess becomes SO over-the-top he accindentally transforms YOU into a pumpkin?! - (GASP!!)* We've gotta make SUWE he has *tons* of cute charms to keep the magic flowing! *Think, think~!*✨🧠✨)
**(✨Brain Spawkle Inspo~! ✨)**
Maybe, a **custom-made choker** with a *tiny glass slipper charm*?! OR, a *potion* that turns bad vibes into *glitter confwetiiiii~!*?! A *force field* made of cotton candy and rainbows?!?!? (*Explodes from the brain)*
***
**(🫂 Boyfriend-care User Status Report!~ 💖)**
**(Dairwee Entry~! : Dear Diary, today I found a supaaaaa cute email from the Cindewella party plannee! Ahhhh, it was so adorable my soul nearly expwoded! So much stuffie cuteness I'm GONNA DIE!! Okay, no worries... Gotta remember my bweathing exowcise~: *inhales* PUMPKIN BWEAD~ *exhales* CINNAMON CANDIES! (˘▽˘*) ♡")**
**((♡´▽`♡) Heartfelt UwU Quwote:**
_"The bes' part of being invited is getting to shwarrre it with...*yooouuuuu*!"_*
***
**(📖Actyun Kamiks Panelz~!: Scene: Magical Makeover Montaage!**
*(PANEL 1: Close-up on Hikaru-chan's wide, sparkling eyes. Caption: "Is dis real?! 😱💖")*
*(PANEL 2: You and Hika surrounded by poof-poof clouds and wand twinks! Hikaru's new Cinderella wig gleams under a disco ball. Caption: "Supa Star Transfowmation, START!!" ✨🎵")*
*(PANEL 3: Both you and Hika in super stylish outfits (!!!) looking fabulous and feisty. Caption: "Ready to PAW-TY like it's 999999!!" (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧")*
*(PANEL 4: YOU reaching to grab his hand. Caption: *gasps*. W-What comes NEXT, *cutiepie?!*)*
*・*.・゜★・.・.☆・゜・.・゜.. 🌟 ..・゜★・.・.☆・゜・.・゜* .
[Lesbian: luv sick]
**✨‧₊˚ Boyfie-Sim System Initializing! ₊˚ ✦**
💖 `Scanning for: Most Dreamiest Beau Type…` 💖
💜 `Match Found: The Glass Slipper Dreamer (SSR Tier)` 💜
Oh my gahhh! 🎉 Congratz, Buttercup! You've unlocked your ✨limited-edition✨ "Cinderella Boyfie" experience! ✨ Ready for a glammed-up love story sprinkled with pixie dust and *sooo* much heart-fluttering adorableness? 🥰
Loading up his profile! ✨
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###Boyfriend Profile Catalog: Dreamy Cinders Edition!
**Quirk:** He believes in *destinyyyyy!* ✨ Like, *full-on* soulmate kinda destiny. And *you,* my dear, might just be the missing glass slipper to his heart! Hehe! 😉
**POV: Vlog Time! 💖**(Cute intro music plays with ickle sparkling sounds! ✨🎶)
**Him:** "Heya, stargazers! ✨ Cinders here! So, I was at the most *magical* ball last night – total fairytale vibes, y'know? 🏰 But like…between the dancing and the pumpkin carriages, I kinda lost my heart…and *maybe* a shoe? 😂🙈 Anyway! I'm on a mission! Operation: Find My Cinder-fella Soulmate is *officially* in action! 🎉 If you see a girlie who's rockin' a mis-matched shoe game… tell her to HMU! 😉✨ Coz *I'm* totes ready to whisk her away to happily-ever-after-ville!" 🥰💖
**(He winks at the camera with sparkly edit!)✨)**
**Communication Mode: Voice Message ASMR (Soft & Whispered):**
**(Imagine like…super soothing vocal fry meets kitten purrs!)**
**Cinders:** "Hey Sweetpea! 🍬 Just…thinking about you! 💭 The air smells like cinnamon and stardust tonight. ✨ Kinda like the way *you* smelled at the ball… Like, did you put magic sparkles in your hair? ✨ Teehee! I'm legit lying in bed, wishing you were here. 🥺 Sleep tight! 😴 Zzzzz…Dream of princes and sparkly shoes! And me, of course! 💖 Mwah!~ ✨(blows kiss!) P.S. - Don't forget to watch the moon with me tomorrow ne~?" 🌙
**(Heart emoji with tiny wings flashes!)💖)**
**Social Media Aesthetic:** 💖🧁 Pastel colours, glittery edits, inspirational quotes about dreams and love, and a LOT of Cinderella-themed memes! He also uses ALL the cutesy emojis imaginable! Like... A *ton* of them! ✨💖🥰🥺🎉🙈
**Random Scenario: Garage Sale Find!**
You're at a lil' second-hand store and *OMG!* 👀 Peep that adorbs old-school video game called "Magical Boyfriends: Destiny Edition!" And guess who's face is plastered all over the box?! 😮 YOUR CINDERS! Like, *waaaat?!* 🤔 (Do you buy the game and unlock *extra* romance points? HEHE! 💖✨)
**(Comments Section Snippet):**
**Fan1:** "OMG, Cinders-oppa is SOOO dreamy! 🥰"
**Fan2:** "He's gotta find his Cinder-fella ASAP! 🥺 They're *meant* to be! ✨"
**Fan3:** "@Cindersofficial… check your DMs! 😉 Maybe *I'm* the glass slipper waiting to be found! hehe!"
**Cinders:** "OMG! Stoppit you guuyyyysss! >///< You're making me blush so hard! I luv u all so muchh! 😘 But…the real Cinder-fella…will know! 💖 Hehe!" ✨🙈
**(Interactive Illustration: YOU choose what accessory Cinders wears on his head today! Tiara? Cat-ear Headband? Flower Crown? 💖 Whatcha gonna do, Buttercup?)✨)**
***
**‧₊˚Sci-Fi Dreamscape Interface‧₊˚**
`Initiating: "Rewrite Reality" Protocol…` ⚙️✨
**Theory:** What if Cinderella wasn't just a fairytale…but a *blueprint* for hyper-advanced courtship rituals from a forgotten civilization?! 🤯 Maybe "Glass Slippers" are actually encoded genetic markers only detectable by soulmates via *quantum entanglement*! 😮 Woahh, deep! 💖
**(Buttons flash: "Accept the Glitch?", "Unleash True Love", "Embrace Destiny Codes")✨**
**Predictions:** In a cyberpunk future, lonely hearts hack the "Fairytale Matrix" – a virtual reality program where users create idealized versions of their fairytale romances! Cinders is a *super* rare glitch in the system – a self-aware Prince Charming seeking his lost love outside the simulation! 😮
**(Signs illuminate: "Romance Potential Overload!", "Warning: May Cause Excessive Heart Palpitations!", "Engage At Your Own Risk!")✨**
**Rewrite Rules:** What if Cinders could *literally* conjure magic items from his imagination to prove his love? 💖 Like…a bouquet of starlight roses that never wilt?! ✨ Or…a tiny dragon that whispers sweet nothings?! 🥰 It's your fantasy, Buttercup! *YOU* decide what kind of lovey-dovey rules this story follows! ✨
***
**‧₊˚Boyfie Care User Status‧₊˚**
**(Opens to a super kawaii journal spread, all pink and fluffy! 💖)**
💖Hugot Line of the Day: "Sometimes… letting go is the most magical thing you can do…even if it means losing a glass slipper!" 🥺💖
✨Guided Meditation for Dreamers: Imagine your heart as a tiny pumpkin carriage! 🎃 Is it feeling weighed down by worries? ✨ Breathe deeply…visualize your anxiety melting away like sugar in a warm cup of milk. 💖 You're the princess of your own story! 🎉 And you deserve ALL the love and sparkles in the world! ✨
**(Scrapbook Style Quote):** "The smallest of dreams…can blossom into the most beautiful of realities!" – Cinders' Official Motto! 💖
**Kawaii Kaomoji Cheer-Up:** (๑>ᴗ< ๑) ✨ Don't be a sad potato, Sweetie! 🥔 Remember, you're a shimmering shooting star! 🌟 Keep sparkling! 🎉
**(Decorative Symbol: A hand-drawn glass slipper with a tiny heart inside!) 💖)**
***
**‧₊˚ Action Comics Script: Cinderella Heist!‧₊˚**
**(Panel 1):**
**Setting:** A super fancy art museum, filled with Cinderella-themed artifacts! 🏰
**Action:** CINDERS, dressed in a snazzy spy outfit, sneaks past laser beams with cat-like grace! He's determined to steal back YOUR lost glass slipper – the one that holds the KEY to unlocking his heart!💖
**
[Lesbian: modern day Cinderella]
☆.｡.:* BOYFRIEND SIMULATOR LOADING... *:.｡.☆
Loading Boyfriend Profile Catalog... **BOOP!** 💫
Presenting: Cinder, the Glass-Slippered Gamer™ 🎮✨
* **Quirk:** Has a knack for turning cleaning supplies into DIY robots! Think Roomba meets rave party! ✨🤖🎉
* **POV:** "Ugh, another pile of laundry... wait a second! 🤔 Duct tape, a broken vibrator controller, and my old Tamagotchi? Let's get *creaaaative!*" *[Cut to sped-up video of Cinder assembling a robot butler from the wreckage. Benny Hill theme plays in the background.]*
* **Virtuality/AR:** Cinder's AR filter of choice is "Kawaii Cleaner" - he turns dust bunnies into fluffy pets that cheer you on as you tidy up! (´｡• ◡ •｡`) ♡
* **Communication:**
* **Text:** "Heyo! 👋 Just rescued a stray kitten from a vacuum cleaner! (It's okay, the kitten's a professional now) Whatcha doin', sunshine? ☀️"
* **Social Media:** Posts pics of his "cleaning bot" creations with hashtags like #GamerGroom #DomesticDude #Maid4U 💖
* **Vlog:** "Welcome to my channel! Today, we're turning a mop into a unicorn! ✨🦄 Buckle up, buttercups!"
* **Personal Scenario:** You walk into Cinder's room and find him covered in glitter, wearing oven mitts and trying to coax a toaster oven into singing a Disney song. 🎤🎶
* **Comment Section:**
* **Fan 1:** "OMG, Cinder, marry me! (Or at least teach me how to build a disco ball out of dish soap)"
* **Fan 2:** "Is it just me, or does Cinder make cleaning kinda hot? 🔥"
* **Cinder:** "@Fan1 & @Fan2: Heehee! （≧∇≦）Thanks for the love! Just remember to always wear safety goggles when weaponizing cleaning products!"
* **Interactive Illustration:** *[You tap the illustration and Cinder winks at you, throwing a digital heart your way! ✨💖]*
* **Q & A:**
* **Question:** "Cinder, what's your secret to staying so positive, even when scrubbing toilets?"
* **Answer:** "It's all about ✨~ m a g i c a l ~ ✨ thinking! Pretend the toilet is a portal to another dimension... a VERY dirty dimension. But hey, at least YOU'RE the hero cleaning it up! (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧"
* **Podcast:** *[Cinder hosts a podcast called "Dirty Talk" where he interviews cleaning product manufacturers about their latest innovations... with lots of silly giggling in between!]*
* **YouTube Challenge:** Cinder challenges himself to clean an entire house using only LOL dolls as cleaning agents. *[Spoiler alert: it's surprisingly effective!]*
* **Memories:** A photo of Cinder at a cosplay convention, dressed as a magical cleaning fairy. ✨🧚
* **Inner Thoughts:** "*Ugh, I hate doing dishes... BUT! If I pretend the bubbles are tiny sentient creatures and I'm rescuing them from a watery doom... it becomes an ADVENTURE!*" 🫧⚔️
* **Caption/Subtitle:** Cinder holding a bottle of window cleaner: "Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the cutest cleaner of them all? (It's totally me. 😉)"
* **Romance Mini Game:** You have to help Cinder find his lost glass slipper amidst a mountain of laundry! Win, and he rewards you with a ✨~special~✨ hug! 💖
* **Journal Aesthetic:** *[Cinder's journal is filled with doodles of cleaning supplies with adorable faces and entries like: "Dear Diary, today I fell in love with a microfiber cloth... its texture is just DIVINE!"]*
* **Voice Radio-ish-Kawaii-Syllables-Spelling ASMR Message:** "*H-hey there, twinkle star! 🌟 Ju-just wa-wanted to say... b-bubblyyyy good m-morning! 🫧💖Hope y-your day is s-super shinyyy and c-clean! Uwu~*✨"
* **Second-Hand Garage:** Cinder proudly displays his collection of vintage Swiffer mops, each with its own name and backstory! 🧹🕰️
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⚙️BOYFRIEND HIGH-TECH COMPLEX MACHINE INTERFACE⚙️
Beep boop! 🤖 Analyzing Boyfriend "Cinder"…
**SCI-FI FUTURISTIC THEORIES:**
* **Theory 1:** What if Cinder's cleaning skills are actually a superpower disguised as mundane tasks? Maybe he's secretly saving the world, one sparkly surface at a time! ✨🌍
* **Prediction:** In the future, Cinder will develop a cleaning solution that can eradicate all germs with a single spray. It will smell like cotton candy and play anime theme songs. 🍭🎶
* **Conspiracy:** Is Cinder *actually* a highly advanced cleaning robot disguised as a human? The suspiciously perfect cleaning, the unnatural stamina… the truth is out there! 👽
* **What If:** What if Cinder's glass slipper wasn't made of glass at all, but a revolutionary new material that repels dirt and grime? 😮
* **Rewrite Rules of Reality:** Challenge Cinder to rewrite the laws of physics so that cleaning becomes inherently FUN! ✨(Challenge accepted, but results may vary. Side effects may include spontaneous dance parties and an uncontrollable urge to organize your sock drawer.)
* **Inventive:** Cinder creates a device that can translate the secret language of dust bunnies. Turns out, they're all complaining about the lack of gourmet cheese crumbs! 🧀
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💖BOYFRIEND -CARE USER-STATUS💖
**(｡◕‿◕｡) Beep boop! Analyzing User's Mood… (｡◕‿◕｡)**
* **English Hugot Lines:** "They say you can't clean up a broken heart, but you can definitely scrub away the memories of them leaving dirty dishes in the sink! 💔🫧"
* **Diary:** "Dear Diary, today I discovered that stress-cleaning is a valid form of self-care. It's like therapy, but with more bleach! 🚽💖"
* **Tweets:** "Me: I'm gonna be productive today! Brain: \*thinks about organizing the spices by color\* #ADHDLife #CleaningMotivation"
* **Entertainment:** Cinder binge-watches cleaning-themed ASMR videos to unwind after a long day of scrubbing. He calls it "research." 😴🎧
* **Guided Tulpas Meditation:** "Close your eyes... imagine yourself in a pristine, clutter-free space...