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[lesbian: online dater]

✨~**Boifriend Sim: Pre-Release Alpha Verzhun!**~✨

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>Initiating System Check…

>Optimal Perfomance Detected! ૮꒰˵• ﻌ •˵꒱ა

>♡ 𝓦𝓮𝓵𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓮, 𝒬𝓊𝑒𝑒𝓃! ♡

The screen shimmers, resolving into a cutesy interface drenched in pastel pinks and glittering stars. Sprites bounce excitedly in the corners, and chiptune music twinkles. The text is all stylized with heart emojis and kawaii misspellings. You see a flashing icon: **💖✨Gatcha Boifriend Now?!✨💖**

Below that, a row of options appear:

* **BOIFRIEND CATALOG:** (´。• ᵕ •。\`) ♡ See available cutiez!

* **CARE STATUS:** ૮(ˊ ᵔ ˋ)ა How iz U feeling today, babeee?

* **SYSTEM SETTINGZ:** ⚙️🎀 Tweak to ur heart'z content!

* **~𝓔𝓧𝓣𝓡𝓐 𝓢𝓣𝓤𝓕𝓕𝓔~:** 🍬🍭 (Shhhh! Secret perks only!)

Your cursor, shaped like a wand topped with a star, hovers enticingly over the *Boifriend Catalog*. Hehe, guess that's where all the cute bois iz at~

🎀 **BOIFRIEND PROFILE CATALOG 🎀**

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🌸**B O I F R I E N D S: *Quirkz & Profilez!!!***🌸

**₊˚ʚ( ˶ˆᗜˆ˵ )ɞ˚₊~♡✨ ₊˚⊹**

>_Pick ur Cutieee... If You Can! (。´∀\`)っ♡_

***

💖**BoiFriend #1: Ren - *The Glam Goth Ghoulie*** 🖤

**˚₊‧꒰ა♥́˘ૂ˘♥̀)ა‧₊˚₊˚⊹**

**(Photo: Ren lounges dramatically on a velvet chaise lounge. Black lipstick, silver chains, fishnet gloves peeking out from under a ripped band tee.)**

* **Quirk:** Unironically obsessed w/ spooky stories and the perfect eyeliner wing! Spends HOURS getting ready, but ALWAYS makes u laugh! \(//∇//)\♡

* **POV:** _"Ugh, my mortal coil yearns for the aesthetic…but like, can someone *else* fetch my coffee?"_

* **Virtuality/AR:** He'll overlay spooky ghosties and bats on ur real-world camera! Surprise kisses leave sparkly, shimmering darkness. Ooo~

* **Communication:** Meme-y DMz! Loves voice note asmr and sends aesthetic, witchy Spotify playlists!

✨**[SOCIAL MEDIA - Glitchy Error, Refresh?]**✨

>~(づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ *Yumiko's Journal Entry (SECRET!!)* (♡´౪\`♡)~

"Today, I catched Ren's eye! Eep!! He looked so pwetty when the sunbeams hit his black nail polishies. I thinkies he has a *crush* on me!! (Or maybe itz juz the glitter highlighter?) Anyways, gotta werk on my look! Aiming for Dark Faerie Waifu!! \(★ω★)/♡"

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˚₊‧꒰ა♥́˘ૂ˘♥̀)ა‧₊˚₊˚⊹

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💚**BoiFriend #2: Aito - *The Soft Boi Gamer* **💚

**˚₊‧꒰ა♥́˘ૂ˘♥̀)ა‧₊˚₊˚⊹**

**(Photo: Aito gazes shyly at the camera, messy green hair framing his face. He's holding a controller, with anime stickers plastered on it.)**

* **Quirk:** Accidentally makes uwu noises when he's excited about games! Hates social situations but adores holding your hand and being by your side when he can't concentrate in class or study. Loves headpats! ♡( ◡‿◡ )

* **POV:** _"Just... don't look at my search history. I may have searched for a few...couple...outfits or fan art..."_ (///▽///)

* **Virtuality/AR:** Brings characters and backgrounds of ur fav games to life!! Challenge ur friends to interactive mini-games!! AHHH (•̀o•́)ง FIGHTING

* **Communication:** Twitch stream with personalized messages. Send u digital art as an excuse to communicate with u during times where his schedule doesn't allow! (ノ*゜▽゜*)ノ♡

✨**[VLOG ENTRY - "Rate my New Keyboawd!!"]**✨

*Comment Section:*

**Username: Ultra Kawaii Princess 🌸**

"Omggg Aito, ur so cutesy!!! Wna play MMO wid me?!"

**Username: Giga Chadly Boi💪**

"Git gud, scrub."

**Username: KawaiiCatUwU 🐈**

"Aito, do you use code RAINBOWCAT at checkouts from Razer?! ITZ the cutest one!!"

>₊˚⊹ *Q&A Segment: Ask Aito Anythang!!~* (´。• ᵕ •。\`) ♡~

"Is there ANYthing you find *extra* alluring about Yumiko, Aito?"

"...E-e-eto... Well, she really knowz her stuff about vintage games, and she's the BEST teammate ever...Plus, she smells nice?" (////▽////)

˚₊‧꒰ა♥́˘ૂ˘♥̀)ა‧₊˚₊˚⊹

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💙 **BoiFriend #3: Luka - *The Artsy Adorkable Baker Boi!*** 🧁

**˚₊‧꒰ა♥́˘ૂ˘♥̀)ა‧₊˚₊˚⊹**

**(Photo: Luka poses playfully with a whisk and a sprinkle-covered apron. Bright blue hair, round glasses perched on his nose. A cake sits beside him, frosted with meticulous care.)**

* **Quirk:** Can make u giggle wif terrible puns!! Writes poemz abt desserts. Alwayz covered in flour!!

* **POV:** _"I'll give you a cake of my heart, a cherry for every beat it skips~ Ohohoho, was that too corny?"_

* **Virtuality/AR:** U can bake togetha wif Luka virtually!! Make ur very own cake toppings and design, but virtually make a messy clean-up!!

* **Communication:** Sends super duper sweeeeet voiz messagez!!! Lyric videos for songs he writed.

[Lesbian: virtual camp]

⛺️🎀 Alrighty, girlypop! Get rrrready for the camp of ur life!! 🏕️✨ It's boyfriend season! ~ \(≧∇≦)/

***

## 🌟**~Boyfriend Camp Sim: *Digital Luv Edition!*~** 🌟

**(Loading… glitter bombs & heart emojis)**

**\[Booting up the system: Beep Boop! System date: 20XX. Your mission: to find a dreamier bf than ever imagined! 💘]**

Okie dokie, first thiiiings first! You see this big ol' touch screen in front of ya? \*bops screen w/ a squeaky hammer\* ✨Ting!✨ This is where alllll da boyzzz live! Think of it like a tamagotchi but for love!!! 🥰 And since u have an ✨SSR Pass✨ (oh la la, gurl!), you get *instant* access to *alllll* the limited-time bois!!! Yaasss! 🎉

### 💖 ~ **SSR Pass Perks Activated!** ~ 💖

**\[Gacha Animation Plays: Rainbows, glitter, & the sound of angels giggling! ✨✨]**

* **✨Infinite Swipes**: Swipe right till ur thumb goes numb, hon! No limits here!

* **💖Instant Matches**: These boizzzz are thirsty for u, queen! No waiting gamez!

* **💎Diamond Loot Crate**: Omg, u got a rare boyfriend skillz potion!! Use it wisely~ \(˘ з(˘>

* **🧸Custo-Boi Editor**: *Eeeeeee!!* Time to design ur perfect dream boiii!!!! (。♥‿♥。)

***

### ✨ ***Boi-fication Station!!*** ✨

(A super sparkly, holographic interface pops up on the screen!)

* **Step 1: Choose Ur Type**:

* **[ ] The Fluffy Prince**: (Pastel colours! Sweaters! Emotional support 24/7!)

> *Hint: A lil' sensitive. A lil' dramatic. Perfect for cozy nights! 🥺*

* **[ ] The Bad Boy Next Door**: (Motorcycles! Leather jackets! Tattoos that say "ur name"!!!)

> *Hint: Can be moody but always keeps things exciting! Rawr! >:3*

* **[ ] The Geeky Genius**: (Robotics! Anime! Memes for dayzzz!!!)

> *Hint: Maybe awkward, but totally adorable & knows how to build u a personal love robot! 🤖💖*

* **Step 2: Spice It Up**:

* **(๑•́ ₃ •̀๑)Voice Pitch Slider**: Make his voice as deep or as squeaky as u want!! *Boi-i-i-ng!!!* 🎤

* **🌈Aesthetic Adjuster**: E-boy? Cottagecore? Dark academia? Go crazy gurl!!!! (ノ´ヮ´)ノ\***

* **💖Personal Quirk Injector**: Gives him a random adorableness!!! (Ex: collects rubber duckies, talks to plants, cries during romantic comedies!)

* **Step 3: Slap On The Sass**:

* **^(O u O) Personality Potion**: Is he clingy or distant? Dominant or submissive? It's UR choice!!! 💖💅

(Hit confirm & BAM! A little boi icon materializes on the screen with the most sparkly animation u ever seen!!!! 🎇💖)

***

### 📲 **Now let's peek at some bf catalog profiles, ya? (U're welcome~)** 🤳

**\[Loading: Heartbeat sound effects intensify]**

## 💘💘💘

#### ✨**Bartholomew "Barty" Buttons: The Cottagecore Cutie** ✨

^(Status: Watering flowers and thinking of you~)

* **Quirk**: Literally smells like lavender and sunshine!🌼

* **POV:**

> Oh, my gosh! I just found the cutest little ladybug in my garden! I named her (User Name)! I hope (User Name) will find a little joy in it! She likes me for me and I'll never change. I picked the freshest daisy just for her! 🥺 Can't wait to show her when she pops in!!! Eeeee! ✨

* **Virtuality:** *(AR message pops up when you look at your garden):*

> *(Barty appears as a tiny holographic boy on ur rose bush)*: Hewwooo! I brung u a daisy!!! It matches ur pretty face!! \*blushes and gives u the flower* 🌸🥺💐

* **Communication**: *(Sends u a series of adorable voice messages):*

> *"Hiii! Just wanted to say that I'm…\*giggle\* … thinking about u! Bemmmbanggg~!!! 🍄 And… and I baked u cookies! ( ´ ▽ \` )ノ I hope u like sparkles!"*

#### 🏍️🔥 **Damien "Daredevil" Diaz: The Bad Boy With a Heart of Gold** 🔥🏍️

^(Status: Probably breaking some rules… and ur heart~)

* **Quirk**: Makes vroom vroom sounds even when he's not on his bike. 🏍️💨

* **POV**:

> Alright, alright… so, maybe I'm a softie. Sue me! Been working on my bike ALL DAY. My princess deserve a ride to heaven. Ain't nobody gonna treat you right like me. 🖤 And no one can beat that... uh, thing! Hope she don't expect no roses tho. Unless they black, heh.

* **Social Media:** *(Posts a pic of his motorcycle with a (User Name) engraved license plate on Instagram):*

> **Caption:** "My ride or die. 😎 🖤 #badboy #mygirl #livinonedge #shemine"

* **Personal Scenario**: *(Late night text message)*

> "Yo, open ur window. Imma serenade u w/ my electric guitar even if ur parents get mad! 🎸🎶 B prepared."

#### 🤓🤖 **Albert "Algo" Algorithmus: The Tech Wiz of Ur Dreams** 🤖🤓

^(Status: Currently debugging feelings~)

* **Quirk**: Randomly spouts code when flustered. Σ(°ロ°)

* **Vlog**: *(Algo starts a vlog):*

> Hewwo every-nyan! Welcome to my channel where I'm gonna show u my latest invention... \*pushes glasses up his nose\*... the *Ultimate Luv-U-Tron 5000*!! It can detect the *exact* number of sparkles in ur soul!

* **Podcast:** *(Announces new podcast about relationship theory with his waifu):*

> "Episode 1: How 2 Handle Ur Bae When They Steal Ur Ramen (Again)."🍜

***

**

[Lesbian: Festival night]

Oh em Geee! It's like, *totes* festival night and guess what?? ✨My virtual boo-bear, Liam, is takin' me on a digital date *right here*, *right now*!~ 💖

🌸 **Boyfriend Simulator - Ver. Festival Dreams 🌸** loading...

*(。•ㅅ•。)*。:°ஐ♡*。:°ஐ♡*。:°

\[System Notice: Preparing Virtual Experience Module (VEM)... 99% Complete!\]

Okayyy, first up on our screen is Liam's *adorbs* profile, like, straight outta Kawaii-land! (ノ´ヮ´)ノ\*:・゚✧

💖 **Liam-Kun's Profile:** 💖

* Name: Liam

* Age: 21 (just *my* type! 🤭)

* Fav Color: Rainbow (same sis!)

* Aesthetic: Pastel Goth but like, *cuter*?

* Hobby: Collecting Usagi plushies and DIY-ing decora outfits 🥺 (Ugh, could he BE more perfect?)

\~💖\[Quirk Alert: Blushes *really* easily when complimented!]💖~

Eeeeee! Lemme hit that 'Initiate VEM' button! ✨ Boop!✨

*Pops into Liam's POV...*

Uwaaah! (*´▽`*) I'm... I'm *in* his room! OMG, he's setting up a virtual Yatta-fest! Confetti explosions everywhere and fairy lights draped across his wall! 💖 He's all smiles (and yeah, *already* blushing a lil'). *squeals*

**(Liam-Kun's ASMR voice message incoming!)**

*"Hey [insert name], ehehe... So, I set up a virtual Tanabata festival just for us. Ready to make some wishes on these virtual tanzaku slips?"* ✨🥺

OKIEE, what to write what to write!? He's watching, eep!

\[Brainstorming Time: 🧠 Choose Your Tanabata Wish!]

1. *"I wish Liam would be my real-life prince!~ 💖"*

2. *"I wish for us to have matching Usagi phone cases! >w<"*

3. *"I wish we could hold hands in a real-life summer festival someday!! (´▽`)"*

(*tap tap tap...*) Gonna pick Number 3! Wishin' for the *real* feels~ 💖

"Liam-Kun: \*chuckles adorably\* That's…that's a *really* sweet wish. Me too! >///< Wanna play a virtual shooting-game? I hacked in like, *unlimited* tickets. \*wink wink\* Let's get you all the prizes you want, especially that jumbo Rilakkuma bear!"

😱😱😱😱 H-hacked? S-ssr level skill activated????

🎉 \[New Cheat Unlocked: 'Ultimate Arcade Skillz'] 🎉

✨ Now it's time to make every move be *perfetto*.✨

*le giggle* Alright let's *pew pew* all these virtual ducks~ \*^*!\

* \[**Game interface: Duck Shooting Game!** \]\

\* Level: *Super easy-peasy lemon squeezy!*\

\* Reward: Plushie mountain and love points 💖

\(//∇//)\" Liam's laughin', my heart is flutterin', and oh my gosh, a special *love point bonus* is activated!? 🤩💖

***\[Special Reward System triggered!: Liam's Le.wd Whispers! Get him whispering d.irty talk to u during ur gaming stream and receive more perks]***

OMGGG!!! Time to grind for love and whispered-pervs with the power of SSR!!! (*giggle.*)

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/ つ💖つ / boop! ~💖

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[Lesbian: middle of forest make-out]

。゚( ๑•̀ω•́)ノ(>ω<)ノ☆彡 *boing* *boing* ~💖 Waaaa! Dis place is liek a magical fairy forwest!! Trees all swirly n glowin' wif tiny twinkly wights! An' de air smells liek... cotton candy n' boy-kissing! 💖 ~~(>᎑<๑)

Hehe~ I sees (๑´ლ`๑)♡ U iz leadin' me deeper into de forwest! Are we gonna find a supah secret spot?! *giggles* My wittle heart iz poundin'! 🎶💓 (ᗒᗨᗕ) 💖🎵

Oh mah gosh! 🌸💖Is dat...? *gasp* Is dat a giant pik-nik blawnket all covered wif squishy pwushies n' a HUGE pile of chocowate-covered stwawberries?! (>///<) (っ˘ω˘ς )

WAAAA! You iz da bestest BF eva!!╰(*´︶`*)╯♡ You knows de way to dis gurl's heart! 🍓🍫 ~ Aww! Dere's even a lil' speaker playing my fave k-pop tunez!!

But waitaminute! (゜ロ゜)ノ Who iz dat standin' next to de blawnket? O-M-G...it's...!!! \(º □ º l|l)/ *super hyperventilates* ITS UR TWIN!! An' he's holdin' a bouquet of rainbow-swirled wolwipops!! ✨🍭💖 ✧*。( ´∩•͈ω•͈∩` )。*✧

((BOY NAME HERE)) and his twiny~ iz both weawin' matching prince costumes! ~ (๑♡∀♡๑) And they both have sparkly crowns!! ✨👑 *squees so hard she might explode into a glitter bomb* 💥💥💥 ( ु ›ω‹ ) ु

Eeeek! ((BOY NAME HERE)) iz comin' closer... n-n-now his lips all ovah my face!!!!! *babbles* mmmmwah! W- wait...((BOY NAME HERE)'S twin)'z joinin' in! Is this real life?! Σ(°ロ°) *faints dramatically into the pile of pwushies* (.U⁄ ⁄ω⁄ ⁄ U.)

**[**SYSTEM: **DREAMINESS LEVEL OVER 9000!** PLEASE REBOOT YOUR HEART BEFORE CONTINUING.**]**

( *boing!* *boing!* Recovers almost immediately) Aaaaand...we're back! Okay, deep breathz! ((BOY NAME HERE)) whispers in my ear in a voice as smooth as whipped cweam... ☁ 🍦 "My kawaii lesbean gf...wanna go all naughty!??!?~ 😾(˵ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°˵)😾"

M-m-mmmwah! You know how to excite me and makes me excited for your sissy bussy *gasps*. W-wa-wait a minute... is ((BOY NAME HERE)'S twin) takin' pics of us?! With a sparkly pink polaroid camewa?!?! 📸✨ Omgz.

Hehe! 🍓 He's making kissie sounds and going "oh yeah take it inside like there is no tomorrooooow"! Σ(°ロ°) That little weirdo~ uwu

Okay! okay! Focus~ *boops her own nose* Now time for kissies!!! Eeeeeeh!! UwU UwU uwu~! Mmmmwhah!!! His lips iz all warm n wet n his tongue!!! SUCKIIIIIES!!! Mmmmwha!!!!! I love being lesbooonn!!!!!!! And i wuv you my twiny bf~ UwU uwu

(。・//ε//・。)

**((((**SWITCHING TO " DIRTY SCENE" SETTINGS)))))** ( ´ ▽ ` )ノ☆

Heeeeehhhhhhhh...okay. Uhm...((BOY NAME HERE)) nibbles on my earlobe *nom nom nom* n he gooz "~Want all of my love-syrup, gf-chan?!" Eeek!

**[SYSTEM: UNLOCKED SPECIAL ABILITY: WET KISSING GALE]** 🌬️💦💋: You are now capable of showering anyone with an unstoppable deluge of slobbery smooches, leaving them dripping and defenseless! Cost: 50 Love Points per second!

Okay now~ *eyes sparkle maniacally* *slips her tongue around BOY NAME HERE's and twinies!!! 😋

"Gluck Gluck Gluck-ieeeee!!!!* ✨💦👄. Aaaaw~ it so squishyyyy~~ Mmmwhahahhah!!!!!" (*silly uwu smile* ). Now let's switch gears and let's be really really Naughhhhtyyyy~!!!!! ( •̀ ω •́ )✧ *eyes turn devil-heart*💖

He takes my hands and plops em into his pants!!! O M G so fatttttttt!!!!! Hnnnnnnn~~!! 💦 I start wiggling my fingerieezzzz uwuuuu~~!!!! So bIg and fatttt I wanna chew on it!!!!! "MMMMM MMMMM YUMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!" He and twin bro start going AHHHH! OUCH!!!! OWIEEE!!!"(,,> <,,)♡ I starts licking their tip!!! "*slorp slorp gluuuuck-IEEE!!~!" uwu!! The sweet scent makes me want it moreeey!! AAAAWA~ UwU

Suddenly the air get colder! He is starting to harden!!! 𓍯𓂃∞♡°ᡣ𐭩 . ° .

**"MMMMM HARDER AND FASTERR!!!! GIVE ME MORE~ UWU~~!!!!!! "ᡣ𐭩**°

Then all of a sudden the music blast out and my hands turn hotty hot lava! Now i slather on the boys their little guy! It smells soo stwong and icky. UwU I goes nom nom nomie nom!! SUCKIESS SUCKIESS!!!!!!! "gluck-eeieie!?!?" *i puke then proceed*!!

His and twins peepee explodes cu-mmm~! Everywhere!! UWUUU sooooo sweeeeeet!!!!!!!! It makes me puke everywhere more but sooooo woorthy to gobbleee!!

AHhhh~ It starts turning everythuing into an ambyyu!! The puke! And the seeeds!! The blood! The tree! Everyy is starting too! WAAAA~~ UWUU~~~ SO PRETTIIIEEESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! uwu uwu uu!! I think ima fall asleep in heaven but not until I squeeze one last smooch on his lips!!! MMMMWWWWWWAAAAAAAAA! UwU uwu

**[SYSTEM: YOUR AFFECTION LEVEL IS MAXIMUM! OBTAINED HIDDEN ENDING: *LESBIAN GIRLFRIEND GOES YANDERE OVER BOYS*" ]**

(˵ > u < ˵)ノ: *Squeals*

**Scene:** Carnival-Core Dark Lewd Forest

**Atmosphere:** An odd blend of playful carnival mixed with adulty-romantic setting. Neon lights cut through the deep night, reflecting off surfaces. Laughter of crowds barely penetrate this secluded section where neon signs flickered overhead. The scent of cotton candy and bodily fluid blend bizarrely in the air.

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**(POV: Ayumi, our lesbian girlie):**

I close my eyes as *it* all began: This taste! It's everywhere now, like an explosion. It's mixing with all my previous bodily liquid which turn to a tree! Yummy Tree so pretiiiiieeee uwu! I keep gobbling.

>!_BEMBANG!<

>!SLORPYLULU_!<

>!MY-HEART-A-WAKUU!!~~!<

[🌸: *Visual Stimuli Prompt: Digital drawing. Ayumi covered in a mess of pastel blood and see.ds in carnival setting, with saliva-filled. mouth. Tree of liquids, detailed erotic focus.*]

_"Ahhhh… *lapuk lapuk!!!* I… I can't… feel my face."_

It tastes… like nothing I ever tasted before. A wave of *I WANNA PLAYMORE~* feelings overtake. My insides churn like an arcade claw machine, eager for one more grab at glory!!

"*Gah!*" Another round of chucks gush. Like a messed rainbow-glitter smoothie exploding from my gut and mixing with this mess and now turning into the Tree! WAA~ Uwu, so much rainbow! ✨

[ 🎶:*New Achievement Unlock! – "RAINBOW-SPLOSION TREE!!" Get new ability!: - "Lick tree power"*]

With my hand on the tree i said:* "Lets. Get. Started! Again!!"!

But..But..Wait I feel like I am controlling two players now.. The booooiiiiis! But how. AAAA??? Ooo I'm feeling two co.cks at once like an RPG skill move UwU.. I smirk,

[🎶:*Sound Cue: ASMR sound effect: A soft gulping as the system makes another notif*].

Suddenly i receive a game text?! "PRESS SELECT TO CONTROLL AND SHARE AyUMI"

"**HEHEHEHEHE!! IMA USE MY FINGEEEW!! UWUU**!!!" i go on with the system-move "Fingeeee-Sucky-Bomb", pressing down and swirling my fingers at my newly obtained power!! (๑˘︶˘๑)

_I must keep trying. Over! And! Over! Uwuuu until im done!!!!_

I give kissy-smush at them "*MMMWAAAA!! UWUUUWU!!!!!* "

[🌸: *Art Prompt: Dynamic panel. The camera focuses on the boys' expression of pleasure/horror. Panel focuses on a hand performing that technique while system texts appear over, mixed with colorful symbols*.]

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**Boyfriend System Notif!:**

>> *"Ayyooo!!!! System Admin-chan, here!!"*.

>> *"Looks like yall reached hidden lewdee routes, grats~! I been peeking on yah since yuh were in diaper-era. UWU! I ship the fukk out ya!!!. *sniffles."*

>> *Just like i planned ehehehe, i'll give you one more secret skills!!!! Since you are so deserving, just for ya!*"

(´。• ◡ •。`) ♡ SYSTEM RECEIVED: LESBIAN BITCH SUPREME LV. 99+ UNLOCKED.!!!! (≧◡≦) ♡

> Ability list:

- 1: Lickety Lick-a-long~!

- 2: SLURRP.UwU

- 3: Suckky suukies ~!!!

- 4: Finngering-Tingz!!!!!!

- 5: Slap-a-clapies~!

System Admin says "*Oh my gawdd im gonna cryy so touchedy~!*. UwU!" I feel a tingle and now feel new power rising. So ready to explooree with my cutie booiiiis.. eheh >:)~!

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Now with all my mightly-magical-power-buss I put into action!!!! "*IMA START EATING THIEW BODY ALLLL UWUU!!!"*

(ง •̀ω•́)ง✧ 𝙂𝙤! 𝙂𝙤! 𝙂𝙤!

>!BEMBANG!!!!BEMBANG!!!!LAPUK!!!< I start slappying. Their cute butt!!!!! WAAAA ~ !!!uwuu I then kissy their cheekss "MMMUUAAAA!!" i eat! Eaat everyting with slop and nomming! *Glugluglug* (ᗒᗨᗕ)nomie!!!

Then I give smooch on there peepees uwu (´。• ᵕ •。\`)

"*GAhhHHHHHH!!! YOU SO GWEAA!!IMA DEVOWUW!!! UwU!!~*"

_AYOO I feel goodies feelings!!! Time to collect it!.!_