IkuSaari

A young healer woman sets sail to kill her enemies and steal the heart of the prince her rival desires. She encounters deadrousers, cannibals and lunatics as she hunts for epic treasures and love. She finds out she can be everything she wants to be: a doctor and a healer of thieves, a lover and an impressively rich spirit aunt, but the price she has to pay will be paid in blood. 

Serenica Ingram is a brave witch in her twenties. She would do anything to be even better at healing. Mariana Kinley, a witch-hating witch and a ruthless businesswoman, doesn't like competition and drives Serenica out of her home. She joins the pirate crew of the necromancer, Captain Spade. 

The city of Neul that Serenica calls home is a hostile and degenerate place, ripe with rich merchants and homeless witches, but the mythical island of outlaws, Aja Vana, is even stranger. The western islands are populated by outcasts and Serenica would do anything to avoid them. 

Becoming a rich and respected pirate healer isn't easy, especially with both other witches and royals wanting Serenica dead. She has to sail to the ends of the known world just to get her stolen property back, and even harder will be to catch the eye of the Dreamer, the fair prince whom Kinley also desires, while fulfilling the promise to kill a king.

WARNING: s*icide mentions, very mild cursing, violence, blood so please use caution when reading.

discord link finally. it's an actual functioning server afaik: https://discord.gg/tmeZKG5dqT

Water Belongs to the Dead: Heart of the Witch

"Why does being functional have to be so difficult?" Ed asked as he was lying on Serenica's bed, slowly coming to his senses.

Serenica was startled by this. This was perhaps the first genuine question the genius had asked her. Usually he was the one giving all the answers.

"You just have insanely high standards for functionality," she said slowly and looked at him, that familiar loveless love in her heart. "I have been told similar things, that I demand too much from myself, you might remember that. But it must be awful, falling from such a high place."

"A high place! I am at the feet of a mountain, even if I am higher than anyone I have ever met," Ed groaned and tried to sit up.

Serenica had pumped him so full of everything that could help prevent bad seizures that he had trouble even getting himself into a regular sitting position.

"You hag," he said with such coarseness that Serenica laughed, getting a chuckle out of the genius himself, too.

A High Place