IkuSaari

A young healer woman sets sail to kill her enemies and steal the heart of the prince her rival desires. She encounters deadrousers, cannibals and lunatics as she hunts for epic treasures and love. She finds out she can be everything she wants to be: a doctor and a healer of thieves, a lover and an impressively rich spirit aunt, but the price she has to pay will be paid in blood. 

Serenica Ingram is a brave witch in her twenties. She would do anything to be even better at healing. Mariana Kinley, a witch-hating witch and a ruthless businesswoman, doesn't like competition and drives Serenica out of her home. She joins the pirate crew of the necromancer, Captain Spade. 

The city of Neul that Serenica calls home is a hostile and degenerate place, ripe with rich merchants and homeless witches, but the mythical island of outlaws, Aja Vana, is even stranger. The western islands are populated by outcasts and Serenica would do anything to avoid them. 

Becoming a rich and respected pirate healer isn't easy, especially with both other witches and royals wanting Serenica dead. She has to sail to the ends of the known world just to get her stolen property back, and even harder will be to catch the eye of the Dreamer, the fair prince whom Kinley also desires, while fulfilling the promise to kill a king.

WARNING: s*icide mentions, very mild cursing, violence, blood so please use caution when reading.

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Water Belongs to the Dead: Heart of the Witch

Liela hit an angry right hook on Serenica's jaw.

Serenica heard something crack. Her last coherent thought was regret over not having opened the button of her trousers to the Dreamer before dying.

She came back to her senses in a strong paw buzz, very much alive, and thankfully, not in pain. Her jaw felt a little bit funny, but she could still move it, and all her teeth seemed to be intact as well.

She realized that she was back in Parth's hut. She felt something cold against her face. It was a wet rag, held by none other than Liela, who was looking supremely apologetic.

"I very nearly killed that woman because of you," Spade said with a relieved sigh. "Thankfully you're tougher than you look."

"I feel fantastic," Serenica claimed. "But what kept you from shooting her?"

"Apparently Ed has more sense than all of us combined and can spot a breathing person from a distance."

Heartless Criminals