- This one is big one. Are you sure about this? You can't even slay a single small fry.
- I am sure. I can beat this. But...but...but
- Can you or not?
- AH REEGGGGHHT.
A loud noise can be heard.
- That might be too much
- This is the only move that can kill that thing… thing… thing...
- Stop stuttering for once?
- But… but… but
- Why do you follow me? You only know how to do a move to kill that exhausts all your strength. You only know how to bait all enemies but yet can't even fight well
- I can't use magic nor sword nor bow… bow… bow… . I only know how to dance and sing.
- What has been done is done.
That elf is my best friend, Malia Glank. This is our first quest. To clear out a horde of giant lizards, but we encountered a giant instead of them.
Now, I have to guard her until next morning. All I want for tonight is cold ale. Not just one mug, a barrel. Not just an ordinary one, heavy ale. Our rations are just a roll of cheese, five loaves of bread, five larse of milk and ten larse of water for five days.
- Hey Malia, why don't we get dried meat for this hunt?
- We are forbidden to eat such siiiinnne ne ner thing.
- Meat?
- Yessss.
- I got banished so I can eat whatever right?
- But elves shouldn't eat that kind of thing. Do you fo fo follow the religion or not?
- I still pray for our god.
- Then we aren't allowed to eat meat.
- Whatever. I'm on guard
That little spoiled brat. But still, she is my friend.
Next morning, I track down a trail of giant lizards. I see them
- Malia, can you try to attract them to you?
- I will… will… will... try
She strikes her banjo a note. They look at her. While they pay attention to her, I glide away on a tree to trim them one by one. When they look at me, she switches to hard hearing notes for them. They are stunned. Another arrow to a head, Another arrow to a head, Another arrow to a head…
****
- You did great. That was kinda dangerous. One bite from them, you are poisoned
- You did great too. Every arrow of yours is a kill shot
- Let's report this to the guild.
- Back to Nakitel now?
- Sure. I want a drink now
It is only a few months after I got banished from my village. Making a living in human society is kinda fun. Drinking all you want and earning money as mercenaries. Sadly, I can't eat meat due to our religion. Alternative to meat is soy leather. Chewy like meat and it is cheap too. One sad thing that is too dry and bland.
- Here is your pay. Have a nice day
- Fifty rounds of ale. Yay
- Ehhhmmm, we should spend wisely. Stop wasting money on ale please.
- Okay, for your sake.
***
- Host, Another
- It is the ninth round, lady. How can you drink without passing out?
- Give me another, NOW!
Welp, ten rounds just to celebrate. Many mercenaries look at me with worried eyes.
I think they can't drink as much as I do
- It is unnatural to see an elf with a bow that drunk
- I know right. They are supposed to be beautiful and elegant but this one is inelegant.
- That shy cutie next to her is just perfect.
- You don't want to pick a fight with that ranger.
- I know my limit so I don't go there.
After the tenth round, Malia carried me all the way to the inn.
Next morning, I take a request. This one is hard
****
- Malia, Its skin is too thick.
- Maybe I should finale it
- Finale? That name suits well with your move the other day.
She did it. She raised the note so powerful that it ripped the boar in half. Thankfully, I am not that boar.
- How should we take this boar home?
- Now you want to eat it? Malia, you…
- I want the bonus money. You drank fifteen rounds. To compensate for the overboard of yours.
- Maybe I can get some edible parts back and get some bonus.
I skin the boar. I wrap all the edible parts inside the skin. It is quite a lot so we made a slide from its bones and dragged it.
- A bonus for materials. Here. Skin and meat are perfectly cut. Have a nice day
Another day, another bar drinking.
It is a good life for two of us.