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“Hey, ever thought, why do we have to stand here and do nothing but chat with each other?”

“I don’t know, we were told to do this so we do it.”

“Well, how is your bodybuilding going on?”

They both stood beside the covered cage, chatting idly. The director was preparing for the show to begin.

“Alright, you know the drill, Light on, camera rolling aaaand let’s begin.”

Razahan: Yo, everyone. It is I, the one and only, Razahan-sama, your god of wishes.

Suimi: And I, the assistant hostess zzzzzzz Suimi, also zzzz the goddess of zzzz sleeping. And welcome to

Both of them: 500 words with Razahan-sama and Suimi zzzz.

Razahan: On this show, our guest will be…

Suimi: The coolest blacksmith zzzz and the only blacksmith you have seen zzzz so far, Grodmin.

Grodmin: ....

Razahan: Have you noticed that he is the only one who’s called by his last name in RPG Sekai? Wait, Kernel is also called by his last name, since he is the landlord I guess it’s not doesn’t count.

Suimi: Welcome Grodmin-san, hope you zzzzz had a good day. Will zzz you care to spend some time with us.

Grodmin: But where on earth am I?

Suimi: You are now in the zzzzz heaven’s realm Grodmin. Now, do you have zzzzzz some time for us?

Grodmin: I-I guess.

Razahan: Well then, without further ado, let’s get into it, shall we?

Suimi: So Grodmin-san, you are a zzzz blacksmith right?

Grodmin: Yes that’s correct.

Suimi: How many years zzzz have it been since you zzzzz started as a blacksmith?

Grodmin: Well, I was a blacksmith ever since I was a kid.

Razahan: So, you are working as a blacksmith for a long time then?

Grodmin: Yes, I have been working as a blacksmith for a long time.

Razahan: That’s awesome.

Suimi: Were you born zzzzz in Midlofhin town?

Razahan: That’s a good one.

Grodmin: #@$#$@$#%!@$^%%#$#@

Razahan: That’s a spoiler. We shouldn’t have asked that.

Suimi: According to zzzzzz Hanjiro, he mentioned that you really hate zzzzz thieves. Is that so?

Grodmin: Yes, I really hate them. If I was the lord of this town, I would have put every thief in jail until they stop stealing. I want to execute them but I don’t want to go so far to them just because I hate them so much.

Razahan: Boy that is scary. I think I know why you hate them. They steal from the weak and claim what they stole, theirs.

Grodmin: Exactly, Why would anyone do that? The poor suffer a lot because of that. I want to put an end to this. Sadly, I can’t. But, if any thief gets face to face with me, I will show them a hell of a pain.

Razahan: ...Hope you don’t go too far.

Suimi: Is there any reason zzz you hate thieves a lot?

Grodmin: Yes, there is one reason actually. When I was a..

Razahan: Aa aa aa, you don’t have to say it. It will be revealed in the next volume.

Grodmin: ....alright. Wait what volume?

Suimi: What is your favorite thing to do?

Grodmin: My favorite thing to do is, make weapons and armors for the young lads and lasses out there who want to go on an adventure. Make weapons and armors with passion and cautiousness to make sure they don’t get in trouble with a bad product. Make weapons and armors with my dear daughter, who always supported me and always being a nice girl.

“There was a round of applause after Grodmin finished his sentence”

‘All the crew was clapping and whistling’

‘Some sobbing’

Razahan: That was some heart-warming speech.

Suimi: Next question zzzz I am getting tired. You say it. I want to sleep.

Razahan: Damn you Suimi! Anyway, the next question is, Why does your director put two idiots to guard my cage? -by bot666. Oh no.

‘There was an explosion a similar one that has been going on the past shows’

Suimi: It’s that stupid bot again. Don’t worry, I will take care of Grodmin going back to his place safely.

Grodmin: What the hell is going on?

Razahan: I guess that’s it for today’s show. Hope you have ‘dodging incoming the famous god killa beam’ your wish fulfilled.

Suimi: And get a nice nap.

Razahan and Suimi: Bye for now and enjoy the RPG Sekai Shorts!

‘Boom’

‘A cool explosion behind both of them’

~The end?

‘Extras’

“So mate, I have been doing some 100 sit-ups, 100 push-ups and 10 km run every single day and look what I am now.”

“No wonder you look so buff. Wait a minute, I think I heard this training somewhere.”

“I guess.”

“Oh look, the bot just opened the cage and went for the kill.”

“Never mind that, so, I heard that you can…” the conversation continues.

~The END!

RPG Sekai Shorts Part 5

Chapter 11: The night of the nature call

It was a moonless night and Hanjiro was sleeping on the sofa. Actually, he was hiding away from the master of this house, Grodmin. For an unusual reason, a lady appeared looking for Sylfia when Haniiro wanted to go to the ‘toilet’ outside the house.

The lady is gone but Grodmin suspected Hanjiro to be awake so he stared at the sofa for a few minutes. After that, he left the room.

Hanjiro checked the room to see if he left or not. After making sure that Grodmin is not anywhere around, he made his move.

Slowly, he approached the door to the outside world, which is now dark and black. No light can be seen anywhere near.

The so-called toilet was behind the house, a wooden shed.

“I never thought I would be coming here late at night and definitely not during a moonless night.” thought Hanjiro as he approached the shed with shaking hands.

Although it was a slightly cold night of Autumn, Hanjiro was sweating intensely. Carefully, he approached his hand toward the handle. Suddenly, the door opened on its own revealing a shadow figure inside of it.

“AHHH!”

“WAAHAAA!”

Both the shadowy figure and Hanjiro screamed out their lungs. Hanjiro fainted after that. He lied there until Gordmin came out of the house hearing the scream. Hanjiro and Lina were lying on the ground. And so ends the night of the nature call.

Chapter 12: A friend who treats is A friend indeed?

“How about taking a break then? I will give ya all the best food.”

“Are you serious? You are going to treat us? You barely even gave me that bread I asked you that time.”

“Look, if you don’t want to accept my offer it’s fine but I am telling you, you will miss some good food.”

Hanjiro and the others are working at the store. Glider visiting the shop alone. He wants to give the whole party a treat for some reason.

“I think this is some kind of trap.”

“Alright, if you don’t want it then leave it. I will be going. Give me a dagger. I will keep it as a spare for Jerkin.”

“Hanjiro, let’s just accept it. A friend who treats is a friend indeed right?”

Oh yes, the all-devouring demon Furara finally spoke. I can’t deny the request anymore. Also, the saying is a bit different from what I remember.

“Fine, I guess I have no choice.”

“Alright, now close the shop for a break and enjoy your time.”

We closed the store and went to a restaurant that Glider recommended and was going to treat us. But, I was right, this was a trap.

“The bill sir.” the waiter put the bill on our table and bowed to us before leaving.

“Alright Hanji, you are up.”

A friend who treats is a friend indeed huh.

I paid the whole bill by myself then put my head on the table. That goddamn Glider used me.