COLLECTION COMPLETE!!

PREVIOUSLY ON KONOSUBA BUT NOT AS GOOD...EHM I MEANT MULTIVERSE CAFE

saying goodbye the now not so strangers parted and iroh went back to his small tea shop and ended his day by returninh to the embrace of sleep,After having entered a strange floating door,having the best tea of his life and unknowingly having given life advice to a future Rob.

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THE CAFE

dracule was chilling on the sofa wondering if he should have another dracules day out (a/n most probably next chapter,you can already feel the anticipation from the multiverse) when the door opened and a big breasted loli walked in immediately grabbing dracules attention,who waved ophis away and went to greet her personally.

HESTIA POV

I was just pacing in the worndown church I call a home worrying about money and if I'd ever find someone to join my familia,when a floating door appeared in my shack..ehm home and almost scared the life out of me.wondering if this was some gods prank I opened the door and entered planning to give said god a serious lecture,but when I entered I saw a very tastefully decorated cafe and perhaps the most handsome man she had ever scene walking towards her,when he reached near her ans just when she preparing to great him,he raised one of his hands which was holding what looked like a envelope and....slapped her!.

pov end.

the moment dracule slapped hestia with a information packet and she processed the said information,her eyes went wide and her jaw dropped,before tears started appearing in her eyes and she sat down in the corner of the cafe while drawing circles on the floor and murmuring "I thought even if I was useless ,I was atleast a useless goddess,but now can I even call myself that?..." and on and on she went making eve dracule feel a little bad "heh don't say that,I'm sure you're not completely useless"

"really?,you really think so?!"

"yes,now why don't you get up and maybe take a look at some of the products we're selling"

when she hears that and thinking of the amazing products sold here hestia started feeling better and more excited before she remembered their prices and started crying again "waaah I can't afford any of them,I live in a bloody shack for ducks sake" looking at her cry for a moment dracule helped her get up and and said "what would you say if I offered you a job as a maid here,with free food and housing upstairs?"

hestia stopped crying and looked at drscule "really,you really mean it?!"

"yea sure why the fuck not"

"omg,omg thank you so much I promise i will do my best and not disappoint" hestia shouted while looking at dracule gratefully,oh if she only knew dracules thought process.

DRACULES THOUGHTS

hmm i mean I've already got a big tittied one San and a no tittied loli,isn't it only fair that I complete the collection with a big tittied loli?

A/N

I just updated all 3 of my fics simultaneously praise me noobs.