DRACULES DAY OUT 3

PREVIOUSLY ON KID MUSCLE EHM MULTIVERSE CAFE

DRACULES THOUGHTS

hmm i mean I've already got a big tittied one San and a no tittied loli,isn't it only fair that I complete the collection with a big tittied loli?

A/N

as always the world dracule Will troll will not be the ones where the customers hail from.

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CAFE

After settling hestia In,dracule decided to head out on one of his trolling adventures.

"hmm who the hell is moaning?"

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DC UNIVERSE

In the dc universe a certain trickster imp was wondering on how to fuck with superman after being released from his 90 days imprisonment in the 5th dimension when suddenly a man with white hair and red eyes pops up infront of him smiles and then snaps his fingers, and just like that instantaneously mytzplixk is now unable to control his body! he feels himself teleport into asgards royal palce right next to the royal family,who immediately take up arms but before they could do something else,he feels himself kneel and say "oh great loki,I am sick of this farce ,I admit to be inferior then thy,for you are the greatest trickster In existence "saying that his body teleports out and into a field infront of one of those insufferable leprechauns a says, "do not be wary,I didn't come to pick a fight but to confess,the truth is that I hate being a imp and wish to have been born as a leprechaun instead...." and on and on it continued with different people and different confessions until finnaly he telports into a cinema and infront of him plays a move 'COMPILATION OF THE MOST BORING VIDEOS IN EXISTENCE'

Cue the first video of raymond holt talking about barrels "NOOOOO have you not done enough you white haired fiend!!"

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AGAINST THE GODS UNIVERSE

in this universe dracule decided not to do much but keep it simple,the moment yun che gained control over his body and realised he had reincarnated,dracule popped up infront of him and snapped his fingers,he let him keep his knowledge and all of his cheats...all he did was turn him into a girl and change his race into a primordial succubus....heh,let's see how he deals with the young masters and yun che's of this universe

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MARVEL UNIVERSE

ASGARD, THE ROYAL PALACE

everything was going normal for loki this day like another day until a white haired man popped up infront of him,smiled and snapped his fingers,before leaving, confused and scared loki ran several diagnostic spells but found nothing wrong with himself,putting the thoughts of the weird man away,he left to have breakfast with his family,when he sat down his mother looked at him sternly and asked if he was the one who tricked Thor into stabbing himself in the ass,yes he was but he wasn't going to admit it,but when he opened his mouth to deny it he ended up.spilling everything including how he did it ending the speech by shouting the phrase "BECOUSE I AM LOKI OF ASGARD AND I AM BURDENED WITH GLORIOUS PURPOSE!"

from that day onwards loki would never be able to tell a lie and would randomly shout out how he was BURDENED WITH GLORIOUS PURPOSE! from time to time.

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OP ANIME SYSTEM FANFIC UNIVERSE

this universe was different as it was the universe of a fanfic dracule had recently read,in this universe goku and vegeta got genderbent and are a part of the mc's harem,hovering over the mc's House and looking at him fucking female vegeta while kissing female goku, dracule smiles a wicked smile.snaps his fingers and turns them back to their non genderbent forms ,eliciting 3 very manly screams from the house,1 which sounded like it contained pleasure in it?

dusting of his hands,dracule heads back to cafe content with his day of work