Chapter Thirty Two - Lucy & Levy Double Date

Once the various celebrations were finished, I went after Gildarts as he left the guild. Knowing what I did, it was clear to see the way that Cana quietly watched him depart, a sort of quiet, needy stare at his retreating back; Natsu followed him out with more vigor, demanding a fight and getting a hurl down the street for his troubles.

"Gildarts," I said, making him glance my way as if just realizing my presence. "I'd like to learn under you. I understand that you're a busy man, but I'd like to learn the basics of unarmed combat. Perhaps even a bit more of use to me in particular."

Gildarts looked me up and down for a long second, then shrugged his shoulders. "Sure. I gotta talk to Natsu about something. Where is that kid, anyway?" He asked, looking around him.

"You threw him off that way," I said, pointing to the array of hurled-open trash cans in an empty alleyway, Natsu lying on his back at the end, apparently unconscious.

Gildarts just squinted for a moment, then shrugged. "Huh, guess I did. Natsu, come on!" Natsu hopped back to his feet at that point, rushing forward. This time, Gildarts just planted one palm on his forehead. "It's not time for a fight, Natsu. Something important to talk to you about."

* * *

He told Natsu about how he'd received the grievous injury that I'd healed, that it had taken place in a fraction of a second and nearly resulted in his death. That Natsu shouldn't go rushing after what he'd found, a black dragon. When he'd finally gotten it through the boy's head, Natsu stomped out, seeming on the verge of tears.

That wasn't my problem, though. Natsu wasn't a beautiful woman, after all. Gildarts looked at me for a long few seconds, as if he had actually forgotten what we were talking about. "What was it you wanted to talk about again?"

"I wanted to ask you for unarmed training," I said, and he nodded, cracking his shoulders for a moment.

"Sure. Let's see what you've got," he said, sliding one foot back, hands coming up, palms out. "Hit me whenever you're ready."

Predictably, my first attack resulted in me being hurled into the ceiling; my second attack also resulted in this; as did my third, fourth, fifth, seventh, eighth, ninth, tenth... (My sixth instead saw me hurled through the wall.) I had to use my time magic to keep the cabin that we were training in together, and eventually it occurred to Gildarts that we might want to train outside, whereupon he immediately resumed tossing me around like a ragdoll.

I did manage to learn... some marginal amount of information about how to position my feet or lash out with a strike. It wasn't thanks to Gildarts' incredibly verbose and thoughtful teaching style, but more with my greatly-enhanced learning speed, letting me gather information from his various attacks and defenses on how best to make a hit. On the seventy-third try, I finally managed to land a punch on him that merely resulted in him blocking me, rather than also grabbing my wrist and hurling me off towards the horizon.

"Ha, pretty good hit there," he said, grinning all the while. "Try it again."

Predictably, I did not succeed on the second try. If I was to describe his teaching style, I would use the term "worse than Erza's." I might actually have thought he was trying to get rid of me, if it wasn't for the way he was clearly enthused by the way I kept getting back up, a bit of time magic sufficing to get rid of any injury that failed to kill me. If it wasn't for that, I probably would have been a bruised pulp by the time the sun finally started to set and we stopped.

"Damn, you're pretty tough, kid," he said, stretching his arms out and rubbing his shoulders. "Managed to get a couple of hits in." By hits, he of course meant glancing blows to his forearms on torso. "But keep on practicing, you've definitely got talent."

"I... was hoping to keep practicing with you," I said, uncertain. "In fact, I could actually help if you've become tired, by rewinding you to before you got tired."

"Oh." He paused for a second, then grinned. "Fine, why not?"

He threw me into the sky again.

* * *

Since I was now in a relationship with Lucy, and Lucy was also close friends with Levy, I came to the obvious date idea: take both of them out for a fun night on the town. That's why we were out at a local restaurant. I was paying, of course - one more nice part about my life in Fairy Tail, in addition to all the hot women and the magical powers, I was rich, and I was definitely going to enjoy that ordinary, mundane pleasantness, by showering my lovers in money.

It was a fancy, upscale restaurant, too. They had to deal with my choice of scanty clothes, since I was not going to put on extra clothes. The more I wore, the more my power level was inhibited, after all! I pulled out both of their chairs and acted like the gentleman, besides stealing Lucy's bra again, then returning it to her when she complained. A man has to have a certain amount of consistency - it'd be dishonest to suddenly stop stealing her undergarments just because we were dating.

I settled into a seat across from the pair of them as Lucy fumbled to get her bra back on under her shirt. "How did you even get this off?" She muttered as her arms disappeared inside her shirt, pulled down into her sleeves, creating an erratic, constantly-changing bulge.

"A gentleman never reveals his secrets."

"It's a magician never reveals his secrets!" Lucy yelled at me, looking beautifully angry, and I just smiled.

"If you want, I could help you put it on faster," I offered.

"Yeah right, you just want an excuse to grope me... alright, hup," she muttered, hooking one part of the bra over one shoulder, then starting to finagle the other arm around it. Once she had that done, it was pretty much in the bag. "Anyway, don't steal my bra again."

"I make no promises that I won't keep." Levy was lightly giggling at the scene. "Oh, it won't be so funny when it's you he's stealing underwear from, Levy!" Lucy said.

"Ah, it's not that, it's just that you two are so cute together," Levy said with a warm smile that lit up the room, seeming completely oblivious or at least indifferent to any anger on Lucy's part. I was of a similar position, of course. Lucy was all bark and no bite.

"Isn't that a weird thing to say about your boyfriend and another girl?" Lucy asked, squinting at Levy for the moment.

"Mm, I guess so," Levy replied, pushing one finger against her cheek for the moment. "I don't know, I kind of expected to be more jealous, but it just feels rambunctious and fun, really. Like being part of a really big family."

"Yeah, I'll bet... a family that's gonna get huge if he ever starts having kids."

"Worry not," I reassured Lucy. "I can trivially use my time magic to prevent impregnation." I had used that a lot on Juvia. Perhaps suspiciously a lot, now that I thought about it - Juvia had a tendency to want to have creampie sex. Though, thinking about it, I had not used it on her during the bathroom sex... I'm sure it was fine, though. What were the odds that she had become pregnant in that time?

"Ah. Well, use that on me, I definitely am not ready for any kids yet. Sheesh. Can you imagine my mom? She just came back, and I'd be telling her she was a grandma less than a year later..." She shook her head. "That'd be rough."

"I think that your mother would be happy to have grandchildren; in my experience, mother-in-laws are always looking forward to them."

"She's not your mother in law! We just got in a relationship!" She actually reached across the table to smack me on the head with the edge of a knife hand. "Maybe when we're married," she said, sniffing and raising her chin in a sort of faux-haughty thing... prompting another giggle from Levy at our antics. "Levy!" Lucy cried out, deflating in a moment.

"I'm sorry! You just really are cute together." She reached her hand across the table to mine, gently squeezing it, going so far as to lace her fingers together with mine. "Lee, I don't want children just yet, but I always wanted to have two girls and two boys."

I nodded. "Juvia wants to have thirty-three children with me," I said. "In comparison, your request will be much easier."

Levy let out a small laugh at that. "That does sound like her, yes."

We enjoyed a casual conversation like that, just the three of us. Lucy gradually became less easily-incensed as she was plied with delicious food and the presence of a close friend at her side. All in all, the date went very well.

* * *

It was particularly obvious that the date went well by the fact that Lucy and Levy came home with me, and that Lucy even managed to ignore Juvia's quiet staring as the three of us entered the bedroom. The blue-haired yandere was practically shivering with an incandescent jealousy and anxiety that seemed to become almost a physical force in the hallway as the three of us passed by. I decided to reassure her: "Worry not, my dear Juvia; I still love you just as much as ever."

She smiled brilliantly at that, as if the words alone were enough to completely quash any anxieties she had. Lucy gave her a weird look, while Levy just gave a friendly little wave that was returned in kind by Juvia. Once the three of us were in the bedroom, though, I closed the door behind us - I couldn't imagine that actually watching would help Juvia's neurotic insecurities in the slightest.

"So. Uh. What do you do in a threesome?" Lucy asked, turning to Levy for guidance.

"Oh, it depends. Lee really knows how to please a woman, so mostly I kind of take a little guidance from him, then figure things out on my own from there. He sort of picks the position, I guess you'd say?"

Lucy's brown eyes nervously tilted up to me, clearly a tad intimidated by my vastly superior sexual experience. It went even beyond what she knew, as one of the blessing that Susie had given me was enhanced skills. Those same enhanced skills were giving me fairly simple, straightforward instructions: Levy on my cock, Lucy on my face. "Let us first all undress," I said, removing my clothes without a trace of shame; Levy was similarly accustomed to undressing in front of me, while Lucy blushed a vivid red and turned away, awkwardly shifting out of her clothes while pretending I was not watching her bountiful butt come out into the open air, lovely and exposed to my prying eyes as she wiggled and shifted her weight from leg to leg, each inch of her naked, creamy body exposed, that delicious hourglass figure attracting all sorts of thoughts...

Once she was naked, I laid down on the bed, gently patting my groin, my hard cock bouncing from the movement. "Levy, I think you'd be happiest here, and Lucy, I think you'd be happiest here," I said. She turned my way, and I pointed to my face, earning a scarlet blush from the girl in question. Her eyes flicked around the room, as if checking for hidden cameras, while Levy just moved to straddle my dick, slowly and lovingly enveloping my length, letting out a long, soft sigh.

It was a beautiful sight, the slender girl simply sliding down my length without the faintest hesitation; meanwhile, Lucy watched the whole thing from the sidelines, her throat bobbing, her cheeks glowing as she drank in my naked body and Levy's both, as we started to make love. I could see her nipples harden, her pink sex grow moist, and I just sighed as Levy finished taking me inside her, my entire cock vanishing into her tight, wet sex, a soft little noise escaping her throat as she finally finished taking me inside her, her cunt gripping and squeezing my dick. She then turned her attention over to Lucy, letting out a pleasant little noise before starting to speak.

"Come on, Lucy. Lee's really good at eating pussy, too," she said, making a come-hither motion. Lucy stepped forward nervously, her body gently trembling, but she soon managed to force herself to clamber up onto the bed, placing her pink sex above my face and then slowly lowering herself down onto my face. It occluded my view of Levy, but it gave me a wonderful view of her breasts from below, as well as her blushing face - she was positioned facing away from Levy, letting me really admire her from below.

Naturally, my tongue slithered up to run along her sex, and my hands reached up to grope her ass cheeks as they rested atop me. She had a really lovely plump butt, and I definitely enjoyed the feeling as my fingers sank into it. She, on the other hand, was rather more distracted by the wet flick of my tongue up and down her slick sex, as her juices slowly trickled down onto me. Each time I closed on her clit, brushed against it, she let out a particularly sharp breath, her hands coming down to grip my hair, holding me up against her as my sunglasses wound up smeared with her juices when she'd buck her hips. It was a delicious sensation, seeing the desperately-trying Lucy fall apart under my oral ministrations, as my tongue lashed and flicked at her sex.

Levy, of course, was by no means getting lax just because my hands and mouth were occupied. If anything, just the opposite. Her hands pressed against my stomach as she worked up and down my length, twisting her hips subtly from one side to the other atop me. It rolled my cock around inside her, earning the occasional grunt and pant from me, and I twitched and thrust up into her at equally viciously-timed moments, producing hot, lewd noises from the woman atop my cock, as she got played with with perfect timing.

Lucy was by far the one most losing to my assault, though. Her thighs were clenching on either side of my head, just squeezing and gripping my face up against her pussy, while she drooled her juices all over my cock. When she twisted her head at the right angle, I could see her bright red features, a mix of arousal and embarrassment written on her face. Mostly, though, I got to watch her large breasts bounce with seemingly every jerk and shift of her body, my fingers squeezing and digging into the overwhelming flesh of her ass cheeks, her pussy juices drenching my features. It took her no time at all for her to come, letting out just a throaty, "Lee!" as she did so, her whole body quivering and jerking atop me, her hips bucking and grinding against my features as she lost herself in the moment.

Levy wasn't one to let an opportunity pass her by, so her pace atop me got more intense in response, just bouncing away, that tight pussy of hers squeezing and gripping my dick. "Lee," she breathed out huskily, leaning forward, further and further until her chin actually wound up perched on Lucy's shoulder, leering down at me. Her hands went to her own friend's butt, pressing her firmly down against my face, as if wanting to smother me in Lucy's ass cheeks, and there was a lascivious, mischievous note to her expression as she leered down at me. "Is that all you have? Just pumping your hips up into me?"

It was clear to me that she was referring to the relative lack of attention she was getting - my hands were at present occupied with Lucy's overwhelmingly lovely butt, and not giving her much attention at all. I quickly course corrected, letting my hands reach down for Levy's body, one in between her thighs, teasing her clit, the other sliding up to play with her breasts and gently fondle and tease her nipples. She let out increasingly lewd breaths, but she kept that position, letting me see her face, chin still perched on Lucy's shoulder as the blonde girl just vibrated in orgasm.

"She, sheesh," Lucy panted, "this is really good," she said, licking her lips for a moment, as she was utterly lost in the moment. Her fingers reached down for my head once more, dragging me up, and in my new position, I couldn't see anything but her creamy pelvis as I was forced to suckle on her clit. "Ah, ahn, yes, yes," she panted, almost squealing already, and then promptly came again with another moan. Levy orgasmed a short time later, as a consequence of my deft fingers.

That was the dance we made, both women indulging their more selfish sides, as Lucy directed my mouth this way and that, and Levy drove my hands up to her breasts, down to her clit, and back again, riding me with ever-increasing intensity, swallowing up my cock over and over, panting, gasping.just wiggling happily on my dick. Eventually, both girls had come quite a good number of times, and I felt comfortable enough signaling a break in the entire affair by simply letting loose inside of Levy.

Levy understood what that meant, just sighing at the thick feeling of my cum filling her up. Lucy, on the other hand, clearly did not, bouncing hungrily on my face even now, just gasping as she used my mouth and tongue with an intense neediness. "Lucy," Levy said, in a soft, friendly voice. "Lucy. I think Lee needs a break. He just came."

"Wha, what? He, I," she sputtered out, before realizing that she'd already come a dozen times and it was rather selfish to keep demanding more, when she hadn't given me any more stimulation than grinding her body against my face. "Okay." She gently rose from my face, then flopped onto her ass. "Are, uh, blowjobs that good?" She asked, eyeing my dick. She was such a lovely girl, to already be thinking of reciprocating.

"I can't say I've ever received cunnilingus, but blowjobs are very nice."

Lucy licked her lips, eyeing my cock again, and for a moment, I thought she was going to start sucking me off - instead, though, she let one arm dangle over the edge of the bed, reaching aimlessly for her shorts, eventually dragging them over. "Open, Gate of the Maiden!"

* * *

Virgo poofed into a room which contained her Princess, her Princess's new boyfriend Lee, and her Princess's friend Levy. She didn't really know what she was meant to do, as all three of them were naked, but as a Celestial Spirit, she would do whatever was ordered of her without hesitation. "Uh, you wanna, blow him?" Her Princess asked lazily, vaguely pointing in Lee's direction.

Lee's cock twitched excitedly at the question, looking at Virgo with lascivious eyes that seemed to peel apart her clothing without the slightest hesitation. Of course, she had mentioned to Lucy that Lee was quite the handsome man, and probably could really show a woman what-for in the bedroom, but she had hardly expected her Princess to so easily allow her the opportunity to be made to pleasure her boyfriend. She licked her lips hungrily.

But it was not right. "I serve at my Princess's whim, not at my own," Virgo said, clasping her hands in front of her. A maid's life was a life of duty and service, not of frivolously enjoying oneself, no matter how much she might want to enjoy herself by feeling that girthy length inside her throat, making it difficult for her to breathe. The heat bloomed in her cheeks as she imagined the ravenous, ravishing Lee spanking her as she sucked him, but...

"I think she wants you to order her to suck my cock," Lee said, as if he could read her mind.

"I'm not going to order her around to do things like that, that's rape. That's why Karen got in trouble, doing that to Aries."

Her Princess was truly kind. Of course, Virgo was nothing like Aries, but still, she was very kind. "If it is my Princess's wish that I do not suck Lee's cock, then I shall not."

"I said you can do it if you want to!"

Virgo's gaze went to Lee's cock again, then she shook her head. "It would be inappropriate for a maid to make love to a man merely because her Princess gave her 'permission'! Only for an 'order' should a maid break her vows of chastity!" She was aroused and needy, but she would not behave against a maid's code!

"Okay, fine... I... order you to tell me if you want to suck Lee's cock!" Her Princess said, pointing at her, clearly delighted with her own cleverness.

"Yes, Princess, I want to suck Lee's cock."

"Then I order you to suck Lee's cock," she said, before flopping back onto the bed in exhaustion.

Of course, Virgo required no more than an order to begin her work! This was a maid's duty, lovingly servicing any guest her Princess might order her to. So many maids throughout history had been made to service their lady's husbands and boyfriends, and Virgo was no exception to this ancient code, nor did she wish to be. A maid's life was one of loving service to their master or mistress, and her Princess had given her an order. She clambered onto the bed in between Lee's thighs and quietly wrapped her lips around his cock, slowly but surely swallowing it up, his length vanishing into her throat in a single smooth movement. As she pressed her nose down into Lee's pubes, cutting off her ability to breathe, she felt truly happy and triumphant. A maid's duty was service, and she was servicing!

Her throat swelled and bulged around Lee's cock, accommodating the titanic thing, far greater than all the other ones she had been forced to service in her long and ancient life. Well, it wasn't really that much greater, but it felt greater. Well, it didn't feel greater, but it was nice to imagine that it was the biggest cock ever, so Virgo chose to imagine that. Her Princess had not ordered her to accurately appraise the size of the cock in her throat, so she did not, instead choosing to ridiculously overplay its size. It was the size of a horse's! An elephant's! A whale's! Ah, that was such a pleasant thing to think. Her eyes rolled up in joy at the thought. Also in asphyxiation, as she had been holding herself down on his gargantuan cock for so long that she had not breathed in quite some time.

Should she pull up off his cock? She had not been ordered to, so the answer was probably no. As was a maid's duty, she would lovingly commit herself to any order given, until such time as she received a new order, or it seemed like a bad idea! It didn't seem like a bad idea to choke herself unconscious on Lee's cock, so she didn't stop choking herself unconscious on Lee's cock. Even as her eyes finally fluttered shut, her body going slack on the bed, she didn't see any reason to pull herself off.

When she was yanked off, she of course did not fight against it. It was Lee, not her Princess who had yanked her off, but she had been ordered to suck his cock, and this no doubt meant for the sake of his pleasure. If he was pulling her off, then his pleasure was not met by her continuing to choke on his cock. Saliva splattered out of her mouth as she tearfully returned to consciousness. No doubt, her face was a mess. She produced a handkerchief from her apron and dabbed at her features as Lee stared down at her, paying particular attention to her bust.

"Don't worry, Lucy," Lee said to her Princess. "I know how to deal with girls like this," he said, as Virgo opened her mouth wide, ready to swallow his cock up yet again. "Do not choke yourself unconscious on my cock. It would displease your Princess."

Ah... she had displeased her Princess...

"It was fine this time, but in the future, she'll be very cross if you do it. While you were out, she said she only wanted to see you choked unconscious on my cock once, and never again," he reassured her. It seemed unlikely, but when she glanced over at her Princess, she nervously nodded along.

Very well. In the future, in loving service to her Princess, she would not choke herself unconscious on Lee's - or any other man's (?) - cock. She slurped his dick up into her mouth, taking it to the base. She positioned her body so that she had better angle, and then began to furiously thrust her mouth up and down his hard length, letting it fill her throat again and again, bobbing up and down with intensity. The workout of it, the way her biceps began to burn, was a wondrous show of her loving service to her Princess. Her Princess was watching the entire affair with fascination as Virgo frantically fucked her face up and down Lee's hard cock.

"Put more tongue into it," Lee ordered, but Lee was not her Princess, so her gaze flicked up to her Princess - who nodded. Virgo began to flick her tongue around on the inside of her mouth, wetly flapping it against Lee's hard length as she bobbed endlessly up and down. Her Princess appeared to be recovering from the lethargy she had been experiencing when Virgo had first arrived in the material again, and was now watching her service with keen eyes. Virgo certainly hoped that her service met with her approval!

With how furiously she was working her way up and down his cock, the idly burn of her biceps, the rough feeling of his length as it slid in and out of her throat again and again, it should hardly have been a surprise that he came quickly. She prided herself on her ability to service men! Only under orders, of course - Virgo had never had sex of her own volition, making her the purest maiden in all the land. She only engaged in such carnal acts under orders, but she always performed them with loving service.

She thus knew that Lee would most likely wish for his cum to fill her mouth, so she sealed her lips round the tip of his cock, letting his sticky, salty seed spray out, coating her mouth and tongue in the gunk, making it impossible to breathe through her mouth and forcing her to breathe through her nose. When he was finished, she popped off, shifting to kneel, holding her mouth open to display the cum where it gathered and dripped on her mouth, as was the duty of a maid who had finished servicing a man. (Unless otherwise ordered.)

Time seemed to stretch out, one second turning to two, then four, then ten, as saliva mixed together with semen. "Um. Are you just going to hold that position forever?" Her Princess asked. Virgo nodded. She had not been ordered to assume another, after all. "Uh. You can swallow." Virgo simply stared at her Princess quietly. She was not the sort of woman who would just perform sexual acts because she 'could'. She would perform her duties and obey orders! "Swallow!" Her Princess shouted, as cum mixed with saliva. With such an order, Virgo dutifully swallowed, displaying the emptiness of her mouth a moment later. "Sheesh. Can't you do anything without an order?"

"I can do many things without an order, Princess," she said. But she knew the true meaning of the question, so - "I am a pure maiden. I would never do anything sexual of my own volition."

Her Princess's eyes appeared to droop into some expression of mixed disbelief and annoyance. "Fine, then here's an order! Just do whatever during sex!"

"Whatever?" Virgo asked. That was a very vague order. "I do not understand."

Lee spoke up then. "I believe that what Lucy means, is that you should try to ensure both you and your partner are pleased, in the most natural way possible." Virgo's gaze went to her Princess.

"Yeah. That," her Princess agreed.

"Very well, Princess. In the future, in all acts of loving service while I serve you, I will do my best to please both my partner and myself, as this is your order."

Lucy let out a long sigh, shaking her head, then moved to collect her clothes to get dressed.

"Allow me to help, Princess," Virgo said, hopping to her feet and collecting Lucy's clothes, offering them up as if she were a living clothes rack.

"Thanks," her Princess said.

"There is no need to thank me. This, too, is a maid's duty."

For some reason, it seemed as if every time she mentioned her duties and obedience to orders, her Princess became annoyed, but she had not ordered her to stop. "If I have displeased you, then feel free to punish me, Princess. I will present my buttocks for spankings."

"No, it's fine!" Lucy shouted as she grabbed her bra out of the pile and started to tug it on.

If her Princess said it was fine, then Virgo would not press her to punish her further, even if she suspected she deserved it. (For some reason.)