C37 Placed In Several Weird Situations 2/2

"Aw! my head!... Wha? It's shallow?"

"-not that deep for you…"

"You said it's deep!"

"Yes! It is! For me! You're just way too tall!"

The pool was shallow for me, my head hit the floor right after diving head first.

Now I'm standing with my feet on the ground and with only my head poking out.

"Sorry, I think I jumped to conclusions way too 'high' this time, literally. Now my head hurts real bad."

"It's fine. Just come over here quickly, your head is…"

"My head?... aw!"

"It's gushing out blood… Hand me the bucket."

She asked the maid.

The maid quickly went and brought out a bucket over to Fio. Fio came closer and crouched at the edge of the pool.

"Isn't that bucket way too big? Even if you suck out all of the blood in my body that bucket could still hold it."

"The bucket is not for your blood, silly."

She took out her handkerchief and dipped it into the bucket and yelled:

"Why is there no water in this bucket!? Damned maids! Where are your brains!?"

"I'm sorry miss but this place hasn't had water for a week now. The factory is taking all the water from our only source to wash the bodies of the..."

She actually meant to wipe my head with the water on the bucket but failed embarrassingly.

"I see… Sorry Char. I guess I'll use my spit to wipe it, would that be alright?"

"No, thank you."

"Really? Suit yourself."

This girl is crazy.

"Woooah! I love it here Fio!-What's with your head? What did I miss?"

"Char thought-"

"AWWW! AWWW! AWWW! My head hurts!!!"

"Char thought that you-"

"AWWW It hurts!!!"

Fio after noticing my obvious cries, gazed my way and said:

"What are you on about Char?"

"My head hurts! *wink *wink"

"Huh? Anyway-Char thought that you were going to drown in pillows."

Take a hint Fio!

"pffft! Hahahahah! Who would drown in pillows? You worry too much Char! Drowning in pillows? Hahahah! Only a kid would… Why aren't you laughing Fio?"

It was an embarrassing episode for both of us so I really didn't want her to know but she just had to speak up about it.

Now she's looking down on the ground really embarrassed by her past.

"Oh… uhm… Sorry."

It seems like Puchi read the mood and apologized for laughing really loud.

"I think your maid is laughing at you Fio…"

I jokingly said to Fio after noticing that the maid was actually holding back her smile.

"No I wasn't!"

"You! As of tomorrow, you're fired! For now, help Char get out of the pool."

Fio said while whiningly walked out of the room.

What have I done?

"I'm really sorry miss maid. Because of me you lost your job."

"Yup, because of you I lost my job and now I'm homeless. My mother is going to die because she won't get her medicine and my 15 year old son is going to have to work for us and I'll be locked up in jail for child labor. Maybe I should just be a prostitute for easy money?"

*gulp

"I-I-I-"

"*Giggle I was just kidding. The miss isn't really going to fire me, she just says that so she'll sound strict but she's a really kind boss."

"I heard that! If you think the same thing will happen today, think again! You're fired as of this afternoon! If I see your face tonight I'm calling the police!"

Fio was actually still at the door.

"... uhm… Sorry?"

"Ahh that happens too. She doesn't really remember our faces so she won't notice even if I show up-"

*snap

"I have your photo… "

"She was still there!? What do I do!?! I'm homeless. My mother is going to die because she won't get her medicine and my 15 year old son is going to have to work for us and I'll be locked up in jail for child labor. Maybe I'll be a prostitute- wait, I already said that. Anyway, don't worry I have back up plans for my future. I'll be a prostitute to my husband! Wahahaha!"

That last line echoed throughout the halls of the entire building.

"What have you done Char?" - Puchi

**

I went to the kitchen to check out what was on the menu for lunch.

Fio said we could do whatever we wanted as long as we don't go out the gates so I went here while Puchi went to the bathroom.

"I forgot to tell her *sniff that there was no water. *sniff I probably shouldn't touch her until I see her wash up with my own hands. *sniff"

"What are spacing out for?! Everyone's busy here! Chop those onions faster! And use gloves because we still can't wash our hands today!"

The head chef of this kitchen mistook me for one of his employees. He's been ordering me to cut onions for a while now.

He was quite big for a chef so I didn't really want to make him angry. He also doesn't give me a chance to talk and just orders me like it was natural.

*sob

"*sniff Why are you doing this to me! *sniff I never chea-*sniffg-ted on you, so why!?"

"What in the world are you talking about, young lady!?"

"I said! *sniff Why are all your recipes dry foods!? *sniff!"

*growl!

"We don't have water so this is the only food we can cook… Anyway I think you should eat something and maybe… take a bath?"

I was sweating all over from the heat of the fire they were making from the thing they call 'stoves'.

"Thank you… So where's the food?"

These stoves make fire with just one turn of the circular thingy.

It's magic used effectively!

I played around with it earlier so the chef was punishing me saying that 'cooks should not play with fire'.

I wasn't even a cook to begin with!

"Go to the snack machine and give it a wiggle the snack should drop just about immediately after doing so. It's the chef cook's secret so don't tell anyone else!"

I think every crew you have, heard that one so it's not really a secret anymore.

"Then I'll take my leave."

I fled the scene almost right away and asked some maids where the snack machine was.

Now I'm standing in front of a snack machine.

"If I remember correctly… I should give it a…"

*wiggle

*wiggle

*wiggle

"Char! Char! Help me! The water!"

*growl!

"Wait! I'm still wiggling for snacks!"

"Wiggle the machine not your body, stupid!"

"Oh… That makes sense."

I thought the snack machine was automated too because there was a camera in front of it.

"Hiiya! Ooops!"

I wiggled the machine with all my strength and the glass in front of it broke. I took a snack and ran towards Puchi while eating it.

"Char! You're here…? What's with your mouth?"

"mmmargmarrg… mamarrgm mmm!"

My mouth was bulking because I was in a hurry so I ate it all in one go. I never thought it was a hard type of snack.

"Huh? Anyway, drag the water from that side back to the bathroom. I dug a well for water over there but the pressure was too strong, it burst before I could do anything to stop it. I already took care of the dirt the got out so we only need to clear out the water"

"mmm! mmm!"

After giving her a nod, I quickly used my power to control the flow of the water which was flooding the hall and touching my dress back to the bathroom.

We were in a hurry so I didn't mind the water splashing all over my face.

"mmm mm mmmm?"

'What is that?' is what I wanted to say.

It was a round brown colored thing that comes out when someone goes to the bathroom.

*barf!

"Puchi!!!"

"Oh. That's not poop that's just dirt shaped like poop. Goddesses don't poop. I was digging earlier and tried to mold some soil into a house or something but poop was the best I could do. I wasn't going to use it to make fun of you or anything. Anyway, we shou…"

Those were the last words I could hear before I lost consciousness.