Taking Down A Dragon

You see, I was dressed quite weirdly. I had an enchanted long sleeved leather jacket on. The armor given to me by Uncle Bu were kind of bad. So, I left them on display. The jacket was very powerful compared to the armor given to me by Uncle Bu. Underneath the jacket, I had an enchanted vest that makes ammo for me. And under that is a long sleeved enchanted shirt. I had enchanted gloves on at all times. I also had a gorilla mask on. It of course, was enchanted. I had my hoodie on top of that and my pants were really thick. They had 4 pockets and went into my boots. Everything was enchanted. Even the guns and the holster. I had a black backpack on that suited everything else, because everything was black. You see, nothing could come off of me unless I took it off.

To describe the stuff I was carrying, I had weightless bottle of water that contained enough water to take a bath in, Grenades in my backpack, and an AR. Everything I have is enchanted. Even my gloves are. My left glove can use mana to form a knife to use in case anything goes wrong. I think I was geared up to take down a dragon. In the store, I wore normal armor (still very weird), and outside, I wear this weird suit.

Hey system, do I have to be a skeleton?

"No."

"Building flesh."

"Flesh formation complete."

What?

Are you telling me I didn't need all this extra gear to hide what I am? You suck.

"And you didn't ask."

...

I took off the jacket and saw my taut muscles. I pulled out a mirror and saw that I looked like a twenty year old body builder without huge muscles. They were enough to be called muscular, but not enough to be called super muscular. I looked nice.

"Can you shut up about how you look?"

...

I ended up using the power of the system to destroy the jacket, pants and a few other things. I put on normal long sleeve pants and got ready for battle. The system enchanted my pants for me. Thanks system.

"Your welcome."

Finally, I shot at the dragon. I pulled out a grenade and let it cook for 3 seconds (you let a grenade cook by pulling the fuse and counting. A fuse normally lasts for 5 seconds). I threw it up at the diving dragon and rolled to the side. There was a small mound of dirt that I put there using earth magic. The grenade blew up and shrapnel hit the dragon. The dragon screeched loudly and shot flames out. I used my AR and shot at its eyes. I had a PKA sight on it. The sight zoomed in a little and had a little dot in the center. I shot towards the dragons eye and....

I missed. I absolutely suck. I should've practiced. I used a weapon box and got a spear. I'm lucky! I charged straight towards the dragon and pierced it's eyes. The spear went through its eyes and went straight to its brain. It died instantly. I proceeded to beat its tiny soul into admission. Why not be kind? I didn't feel like it.

I rode the dragon eastbound. I think. Hey system.

"Yeah?"

You're getting more human every day.

"..."

Ok I'm sorry, I was going to ask you which way this is.

"South. Don't you have a compass?"

Oh, I forgot.

The system was right. I'm headed south. Wait, how does the south and the north work?

"What? Are you having a stroke? Speak properly."

How does the compass work?

"It's just a bigger earth. At least 5 times the size."

Oh ok.

I eventually reached a city and got shot at with bows. I forgot that this is a dragon. Wait, why didn't Lionheart respond at all? Lionheart is the king of Lionheart right?

"Probably because they were slow."

Oh wow ok.

I got down from the dragon and put my hands up.

"Sorry sir. We didn't know that you're a powerful summoner."

"Yeah yeah. Can I come in?"

"To meet the king? He'd be glad!"

"No, I want to open a shop."

....

"May you repeat?"

"I just want to open up a shop."

"Really?"

"Yes."

"We can do that I guess."

"Do what?"

"Give you a shop of course."

"Ok!"

Before I knew it, I got a free shop in the busiest area. I figured I'd only open this shop in the evening, but I changed it to the morning because it's be less busy. I think this should be an equipment shop. With some food I guess. I had 2 aisles of food, and all the walls had armor and weapons. One side had average gear, and the other had magical gear. Each normal gear can go from a silver, to 5 gold. The enchanted gear starts at 5 gold, to 15 crystals. I mass produced the ordinary weapons and armor and made one or two of each enchanted gear. I went back to the old store and opened it up for an hour. Nothing there. I slept like a log and my alarm woke me up. Time to go and open the new shop for the first time.

I went through the portal and unlocked the door. I put an open sign on the front window and then went back inside. Not even five minutes later, a man walked in. He was huge. Maybe seven feet? His bulging muscles looked like tree trunks and his helmet was a little too small for him.

"How may I help you today?"

"Is this a new shop?" His deep voice shook my cup of coffee.

"Yes."

"Well, this armor seems mediocre."

"Go to the other side of the store."

....

"Now this is great!"

"Want some?"

"Yes. 6 golden coins is a bit cheap though."

"That's on the cheaper end. Everything ahead of you is a lot better."

"I doubt that."

He walked up to the giant pieces of armor I had. Each of those were one crystal. He paced back and forth and finally decided.

"I'll buy this Machete you have and this helmet."

Each thing he held were gigantic and had the price tag of 1 crystal each. Now this is what I'm talking about. As he was paying for his items, another man came in. He looked at the food and checked the price.

"By the gods!! These are too expensive. I demand to see the owner!"

"I'm right here sir."

"Explain the price tags!"

I grabbed he machete from the counter and hacked my own arm if half. He screamed in terror as I came closer him. The giant man tried to stop me but he couldn't even make me budge. I stopped in front of the man and opened a bag of chips using the sharp machete and took a chip. For every chip that I ate, it slowly healed my arm. Both men looked stunned.

"Anyways! Here is your machete. I'll give you a discount if you recommend some people to come here."

The stunned giant shook himself out of his daze and grabbed multiple types of chips. I realized that he thought that they only heal so I decided to explain that not all chips do the same thing.

Ten minutes later, the second man came back in with a group of guards. I thought this might be some type of robbery so I got ready to grab my gun under the counter until he said, "These are amazing! Try to buy at least one of each. Let's check the weapons!"

A guard unsheathed a saber and the saber immediately lit up with flames. The flames were purple and the people all had to take a step back. The guard almost dropped the saber, but then he realized that it was put hot at all. The saber accepted him! Another guard grabbed a trident and it formed a large bubble of floating water in front of him. It zoomed around and I threw metal towards it. It immediately consumed the metal and broke the shattered pieces into smaller fragments. It was demonstrating its power. It zoomed towards the guard and stopped in front of him. It accepted him!

As the guards each picked up weapons, they exclaimed and started talking to each other. They all brought up five crystals each and bought their weapons. They all used the same amount of crystals because the area they were in had the weapons costing five crystals. There were fifty guards in total, so I got about 250 crystals. The guards might not have noticed it, but my store is bigger than the exterior. About twice the size. They only didn't notice because how large and grand the exterior was.

"Host, go slay a purebred green dragon."

Where do I find it though?

"I don't know"

Why do I need to kill it?

"For fun."

...

I headed to the old store and opened up. Cloud City made me a lot of money, but Lionheart let's me pass the time. Suddenly, an idea occurred to me. Drugs.