Wonderbread16

The short stories of failed reincarnates that died too quickly or died at stupid points in time. Each chapter is about a different person that shows the various ways of the unlucky reincarnators dying because they are idiots.
Featuring lesser known Death gods (Like Truck-kun)
Lamp, Piano, Train, Ceiling fan, Chip, and Fat Guy

The Failed Reincarnators

This is the first chapter of my story. Its starts out with a man that has been reading some manga on the way to work on his phone. He was walking on some broken train tracks to avoid traffic when suddenly he heard a train horn blare behind him.


He screamed in surprise: AAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!!!


The man was splattered all over the broken train tracks. A couple of seconds later a truck rolled by and a faint whisper can be heard from the truck.


Train replied with: "Well you get the chosen guys so I should get everybody else"


Truck: "Well, you are going to have to deal with the other lesser death gods, so goodbye."


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The splattered man appeared in a white void surrounded by blankness. He quickly realized that he has been reincarnated because that train line was broken and was in the famous white void that people talk about in Isekai novels.


He suddenly saw a wheel appear in front of him that began to spin. 


The majestic looking wheel began to slow down and multicolored lights began to flash as the pointer landed on some green.


"Congratulations user for landing on the warzone world, Good Luck."


The man panicked as he had no idea what the warzone world was and tried to stop the wheel from sending him away.


The man appeared in a godforsaken lands with lasers flying overhead with bullets going everywhere. He appeared next to a carcass of some sort of humanoid alien creature with some sort of armor on it. The man was panicking for his life and heard some noise coming towards him. It sounded like someone was coming towards him.


"Sir the noise came from over here, sir"


The man saw a alien creature come around, with a blaster at the ready, aiming towards him as the man raised his hands into the air.


"Oh it is just a bloody human. Blast him."


The man freaked out and tried to stop them.


The laser blast tore his hand off along with a part of his head. The blood spewed everywhere and the alien officer glared at the soldier.


"Damn it Glarx, you got icky human gore on my new pistol."


"But sir what if that was an incarnate, they happen every now and then."


"It might have been, but they are more trouble then they are worth. Lets go back to the front to report in"


And that was the end of that unnamed man that tragically got reincarnated into a bad situation. Many unnamed reincarnators experience this sort of result so count your blessings when a reincarnator curses his luck.


The Unlucky Man