Death by Lamp

This story starts off with a young teenager that has been reading a fanfiction by Dark Wolf Shiro (Good Author) about the DXD universe. He is walking across the street listening to music on his air pods, not paying any attention at all when some construction workers were yelling at him. A rogue lamp was falling towards him that has fallen out of a crane near a construction site. The teen looked up at the perfect time to get bludgeoned into the ground by a high speed lamp.

The construction workers ran to the scene and saw that the teen was already dead. They checked him to see what he has been reading to be worth his death. The workers that read the couple of lines from the fanfic had a funny feeling go in their crotches. They looked at the teen and saw that he had the death wood.

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Lamp has struck again and has claimed another soul for the wheel of ROB

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The teen wakes up in the blank void to see a majestic wheel in front of him that has a variety of worlds, anime, hentai, wars, games, and other places to go too. In the middle of the wheel is a second wheel that had items. The third wheel had a bunch of skills and perks.

The wheel began to spin quickly and the teen got really excited for whatever was going to show up.

WWWWHHHRRRR

Soon the wheel began to slow down and the items and skills have been chosen.

User has been granted a [Wooden Sword] and the skill [Marked for Death].

The teen became very white as he heard these bad rolls and just prayed he got a good world to survive in.

The world wheel has finally landed on a world he can go too.

[Congratulations user, you have been chosen to go to the world of Attack on Titan. Now since this is an anime world, a time and place will be set to you given your luck.]

[Good Luck on your journey]

"Wait what about the time and pla-"

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The teen appeared in the middle of a field with a wooded sword in his hand with a glowing skull and crossbones above his head. The teen heard a loud roar across the field. He saw a large quantity of titans running towards him.

The teen began to cry and run as fast as he can away. His face became all blubbery and snot filled as he tried to flee from the rampaging titans running towards their next meal.

TRIP

The teen has unfortunately on an root from some bushes and has faceplanted into the ground. He scrambled away and felt himself picked up by a giant hand. He turned around just in time to see a gaping mouth open up, with him moving towards it.

"I don't want to die, please I will do anything PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD I DONT WANNNA DIEEEEE!!!!

CRUNCH

*Chewing noises*

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And there goes another. Well that ended poorly, welp I want to see the next one.