Destruction of the Universe!

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3 chaps today bc I promised but probably 1 tomorrow.

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The night came and went

The next morning

Hiro rolled over in his bed and grabbed a soft and squishy orb. He hummed to himself and squeezed it's softness in his palm with a satisfied expression. Zerotwo pursed her lips in amusement and Hiro suddenly pulled her in, grabbing both her orbs and squeezing them happily.

Truthfully, she didn't know if he was awake or not...

He wasn't.

He hugged her and wrapped his legs around her, snuggling with her and almost purring. She giggled softly and twisted around, kissing him on the nose. His eyes fluttered open and he saw her staring at him with a smile.

He was breathless before giving her a soft smile and kissing her lips gently "Goodmorning, looooooooooooooooover~" she smiled and kissed him saying "Goodmorning, Darling!" then another kiss, and another, and another, until his entire face was covered in kisses!

What a life!

Anybody who wasn't Hiro would be jealous as sin.

...

Anyway!

Hiro pulled Zerotwo closer and hugged her body to his, rolling to his back and humming in happiness as she laid on his chest. She laid her head down on his chest and rested her hand in his ribs, closing her eyes and smiling happily.

It was a very peaceful scene.

Zerotwo suddenly hummed "What time is it?" Hiro yawned and looked at his wrist before saying "9:41" before closing his eyes again. She froze and said "Wasn't there a thing at 9:45?" Hiro blinked before laughing "Yeah, now that you mention it... There was! Haha!"

Zerotwo got up and said "Hiro! I need to be there!" before running to the bathroom, Hiro was stunned and said "But- But- But- But- But!" he hugged himself and pouted "Now I'm cold and lonely..." She replied "You're such a big baby~!"

Hiro looked at her through the mirror in the bathroom, pouting hard with watery eyes, she giggled and spat in the sink before saying "Later! Darling, we have commitments!" Hiro rolled around and groaned before pushing off the bed with his hands and landing on his feet.

He yawned and splashed water in his face, cleaned up, brushed his teeth, tied up his hair and threw on a white t-shirt with black shorts and one strap slip on flipflops.

He twisted his body and every single bone in his body cracked like the divine lightning of the gods!

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Ahem.

Hiro and Zerotwo left, wearing noticeably different styles. She was dressed in a cute chef's outfit and Hiro was super casual, as if he was really going to the beach! What a guy, I hop I grow up to be like him!

They arrived at the place, Gin looked over and shook his head.

Zerotwo was a bit embarrassed and Hiro laughed, saying with a sneer "Sorry, LONG night last night..." he winked at Gin, adding "You know what I mean? Oh, wait! You don't." he started laughing and Gin felt 6825476293569821032619101634003710932 veins pop up on his forehead.

He was single!

So what!

He hasn't found the one yet!

What a jerk this guy was!

Hiro looked at the chefs, who were looking at him weirdly. He was confused and looked to the other side to see a bunch of kids blushing deeply. He blinked and looked at Gin, who covered his mouth and laughed at him.

Hiro was in a tough spot, he turned to the crowd and sat down on the stage saying "Alright, kids. You see, when a mommy and daddy love each other very much-" Gin's eyes widened and he smacked Hiro in the back of the head, under all the stunned students' gazes.

Hiro chuckled and Gin laughed "Are you crazy, Blue!?" Hiro laughed and said "It was a joke! A joke! They don't have to love each other." Gin froze and laughed before shaking his head and looking at the students, who were still confused.

Hiro jumped up and said "Hello! Goodmorning!" he looked through the crowd and saw Soma, Ikumi, Megumi, and two kids who were looking at him with stunned gazes. Hiro smirked at Takumi and Isami, he retreated to Zerotwo, who was pink.

She looked at him and he smiled at her, but froze with fear as she said "They don't have to love each other, eh?" Now he knew why she was pink in the face, she was angry! He started sweating with a frozen smile on his face, she looked at him and pinched his waist, twisting hard.

Hiro was in pain, but he couldn't voice his pain! That made it even more painful!

He finally said quickly "Love, I was wrong! I love you more than life! My love for you is deeper than the ocean! It burns brighter than the sun! Even the stars in the sky cannot compare to my love for you! If you want to kill me, your husband, I can only say... Let me see your face while you do it, so I never forget my beautiful wife for the next several lifetimes!"

She paused and looked at his passionate face. She giggled and continued, saying "I don't want to kill you! I just want to squish you! I'm unreasonable, what are you going to do about it!?" Hiro was speechless and looked at her, saying in shock "When did you become like this!? You're so shameless now!"

She pinched with both hands, twisting and pulling, as she said "Yeah! I am! I'm an unruly woman! You married me, what are you going to do?" Hiro opened his mouth and she cut his words in half, saying "Do you want to sleep on the ground tonight?" he shut his mouth and suffered in silence, she looked at him and burst out laughing.

She stopped pinching him and covered her mouth with one hand, holding her stomach with the other, turning to the side as she laughed. Hiro had a wry smile as Gin looked at him, he sighed and said "I'll do 1 outdoor class, that's it."

Gin grinned and said "Heh, shoe's on the other foot now, eh?" Hiro sighed and shook his head, what a mess.