Tucked away in a corner of Florida, there's a tower block that among anything else, isn't that particularly attractive or well located for most people, but the oddly sized and oddly charming apartments are cheap to live in, and the tenants are as expected, a bit different from your average Florida man. 
Where else would there be a unified group of introverts, the laziest local Pd imaginable, a coffee shop run by a narcissistic owner, and a bunch of weirdos? Oh yeah, they're all American Chinese too, which means the arguments tend to be in mandarin as well as English.
(Imagine friends, the big bang theory and Brooklyn 99 mixed together, and that's the story. The cops leave much to me desired for, the nerds don't know human emotions and the coffee is served with a fake smile.)

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With neighbors like these, who needs enemies?

Another day, another dollar, or that’s what people said anyway. Zhan Yao was about to become a fully contributing member of society, if he could finally pick a pair of pants to wear to work and actually get to the university to teach his classes, but first time nerves were hard to beat over that kind of matter for some people, like him. He had his first class for the semester, with a guest speaker organised and everything, so he felt considerable pressure to do his future well and start the course like Shen Ge did in his biology courses, with a smile. Pants of any kind would also be helpful, to avoid public exposure charges. 


UNIVERSITY PROBLEMS AMONG OTHERS