Tucked away in a corner of Florida, there's a tower block that among anything else, isn't that particularly attractive or well located for most people, but the oddly sized and oddly charming apartments are cheap to live in, and the tenants are as expected, a bit different from your average Florida man. 
Where else would there be a unified group of introverts, the laziest local Pd imaginable, a coffee shop run by a narcissistic owner, and a bunch of weirdos? Oh yeah, they're all American Chinese too, which means the arguments tend to be in mandarin as well as English.
(Imagine friends, the big bang theory and Brooklyn 99 mixed together, and that's the story. The cops leave much to me desired for, the nerds don't know human emotions and the coffee is served with a fake smile.)

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With neighbors like these, who needs enemies?

Walmart wasn't open. Why wasn't Walmart, the shop open on every day including Christmas day and new year, open on an ordinary Wednesday morning? 


To answer that, the man to find was the manager of the Tallahassee Walmart, Song Qiming. He was the first one to open the supermarket, organise the employees and settle business for the day before leaving at 5 every day, and the reason why he wasn't at Walmart was actually related to his neighbor Yuan Boya. Directly related really, to be 1000% honest. 


SOFT KITTY, WARM KITTY, LITTLE BALL OF FUR, HAPPY KITTY, SLEEPY KITTY, PURR PURR PURR