Tucked away in a corner of Florida, there's a tower block that among anything else, isn't that particularly attractive or well located for most people, but the oddly sized and oddly charming apartments are cheap to live in, and the tenants are as expected, a bit different from your average Florida man. 
Where else would there be a unified group of introverts, the laziest local Pd imaginable, a coffee shop run by a narcissistic owner, and a bunch of weirdos? Oh yeah, they're all American Chinese too, which means the arguments tend to be in mandarin as well as English.
(Imagine friends, the big bang theory and Brooklyn 99 mixed together, and that's the story. The cops leave much to me desired for, the nerds don't know human emotions and the coffee is served with a fake smile.)

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With neighbors like these, who needs enemies?

This man was the most beautiful creature to exist, Nick thought gormlessly, as he blatantly stalked a delicate looking guy moving boxes into the block from his balcony. Ever since the early realisation that beauty Zhan was far too interested in Bai Yutong to be convinced, which occurred at the time he had to listen to the sounds of the not cooking, very excitable blowjob in the kitchen when he was filling the wall craters with polyfilla, poor Nick Gao had been down in the proverbial bisexual dumps. He had almost found the perfect match, alas the beauty was already accounted for, by a god like creature that mirrored himself too! Until his regular balcony exercise showed him a different way of life, and no that was not a sexy woman, but another man. 


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