Tucked away in a corner of Florida, there's a tower block that among anything else, isn't that particularly attractive or well located for most people, but the oddly sized and oddly charming apartments are cheap to live in, and the tenants are as expected, a bit different from your average Florida man. 
Where else would there be a unified group of introverts, the laziest local Pd imaginable, a coffee shop run by a narcissistic owner, and a bunch of weirdos? Oh yeah, they're all American Chinese too, which means the arguments tend to be in mandarin as well as English.
(Imagine friends, the big bang theory and Brooklyn 99 mixed together, and that's the story. The cops leave much to me desired for, the nerds don't know human emotions and the coffee is served with a fake smile.)

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With neighbors like these, who needs enemies?

There was a new dog in the apartment, one that wasn’t Fangyue, and Honey Bug wouldn’t have been a happy kitty if she didn’t know Boya was keeping the door firmly shut to the new dog. Bai Yutong had returned from the lone star state with Zhan Yao in a new white Ferrari, carrying an extra suitcase and holding the lead of a very excited Shiba pup, which was a logistical nightmare for most people. Boya was an unfortunate victim of this conflict and he wished it be known that although he liked Maki, he loved Honey Bug more. What that actually said is up to your imagination… 


Also, Scorpion gives out surprisingly good life advice and Boya benefits. 


CAT SITTING AND JEALOUSY