Tucked away in a corner of Florida, there's a tower block that among anything else, isn't that particularly attractive or well located for most people, but the oddly sized and oddly charming apartments are cheap to live in, and the tenants are as expected, a bit different from your average Florida man. 
Where else would there be a unified group of introverts, the laziest local Pd imaginable, a coffee shop run by a narcissistic owner, and a bunch of weirdos? Oh yeah, they're all American Chinese too, which means the arguments tend to be in mandarin as well as English.
(Imagine friends, the big bang theory and Brooklyn 99 mixed together, and that's the story. The cops leave much to me desired for, the nerds don't know human emotions and the coffee is served with a fake smile.)

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With neighbors like these, who needs enemies?

Enthusiastic moans of laopo, husband, regular old moans and even the odd yee haw filled the apartment block. The local nightclub had the usual kinky shit going on in the staff room, the apartment sounded like a brothel, bottles of baiju, vodka and beer cans littered the grass, and more to the point, Shen Wei and Zhao Yunlan had gotten married that day in the non foursome and drinking hours of the evening. Before getting into the sex lives of the kinky shits that lived there, let's first look at the most memorable occasion of the YunWei couples life, which was considerably tamer than some people's bedroom habits *cough* Bai Jintang and BaiZhan. 


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