The main girl's plot

It took another week for the ruler to recover. During this time, Lav and Eric were busy either tending to the ruler or making preparations to drive new earth out of Murim. During this, Eric worked his big brain to the max and voila success. And oh, because the plot willed it so as well.

Not that Eric was a pure genius with this plan. That little peanut of his could only be cracked by a good big and thick banana. Basically, how do you get a damn persistent enemy out of your spawn? Yes, you lure another of their heated, arch-enemies over and BAM they start to fight and their battlefield becomes bloody space. That's how you get rid of them.

New earth on Murim? No problem. Let's call magic here and reveal the vulnerable spot of new earth. And when new earth and magic clash? Yes, this will slap them into the black void of 'piss off!' So, yeah this was how new earth was pushed out of Murim.

This was actually a big risk but Eric's utter confidence-

Fuck this all! Magic wants to stay in Murim to fight with the new earth? No, no, no, not on Eric's watch. So, everything was magically resolved!

The next mission they have to do- find more allies!

But why did new earth leave Murim, having to give up on the orb? Because new earth's fighting power of just a spaceship team was not enough against magic's whole army, especially when Murim gave magic permission to kill new earth on Murim. This didn't mean Murim sided with magic. It only meant Murim defended itself against new earth!

Now, sitting in a vast grassland with nothing in sight, the ruler and Lav looked at the blood-orange sky while Eric flapped around them. As if nostalgia hit them the ruler said, his hair handsomely flying in the wind, emphasis on handsome, "They'll come back, because my Murim is a great place to attain power."

Eric also had the feeling, then the ruler spoke what Eric thought as well, "We'll need more allies."

"That's true. Ruler, I'm glad you're with us," Lav smiled beautifully and even the ruler was touched.

"Don't mention it. Without you, I wouldn't have realised that Murim was being attacked. And without you, they wouldn't have left as quickly."

The ruler wasn't a bad person, he was a very capable and strong ally. The only thing that irked Eric about him was-

His pride!

The fact he enjoyed being fucking called 'ruler' pissed Eric off! Refusing to give his name, the ruler wanted to be called ruler!

Fuck off! And Lav only intended for him to have a small role in the original story, so he had not thought about his real name. Hence, Eric had to endure the word ruler thrown around but it was still better than 'super master.' Eric was at least glad for that.

"Lav, is there anyone suitable to become an ally?"

C'mon work your wits and magically pull out a spell to find capable allies. You gotta have something like this in your story right?

"Actually, there are!" Lav gently took flapping Eric into his hands and caressed the warm small dragon and felt his body rising trying to escape.

"Stay still, teacher. Let me take care of you," Lav's soft whisper made Eric tense up even more as he felt Lav's soft lips touching his skin. Yet the words penetrated Eric deep into his body, swirling around numbing Eric's mind, and fuzzy-headed Eric had no idea what went on anymore.

Lav, this brat... was too deadly! So, Eric remained in the petrified state until- SWOOSH- they arrived on another planet.

Why were they here? Eric only remembered bits and pieces of what Lav said. His K.O. attack was too much for him to swallow. It actually wasn't much but at that moment, it was very fatal for Eric.

Basically, they were here to find new allies. The reason why Lav remembered them was because new earth was eyeing them as well, so before new earth could snatch them away, they needed to get them first.

At least that was what they thought but the second they started to roam around on this deserted planet with nothing but just barren, sandy land, they met an unexpected foe.

Yes, it was none other than- new fucking earth again!

You know those clingy bugs that no matter how many of them you kill, murder their kin right in front of their eyes, they keep coming back, relentlessly attacking, while in truth all they had was a single deathwish, begging you to free them from their misfortune of being bugs?

Yeah, this wasn't it. This right here was the bug queen in all of her glory, taking pride over being a bug and ruling over other bugs, not being ashamed at all of its own shamelessness.

That was how Eric felt millions of bugs crawling over his smooth and glossy dragon skin. Hence without waiting, fed up with this whole plot, Eric changed into his original form and breathed out fire, smothering new earthers to melt into liquid.

If you are OP, fucking act like you're OP.

This especially counted for the MC! Damn it Lav, you're OP, so just get rid of them but of course, this wasn't so easy. With'this' the all-mighty plot was meant.

Plot: "Oh, you called me, don't worry, I got ya brah! Here, I'll send you my ultimate attack, brah. The 'I'll fuck you over brah' ahahahahha!" and poof-

Like a fart, it vanished into nothingness to pollute the whole damn universe! Basically, making Eric's life hell again.

I'm sorry, I shouldn't have called you out like this or questioned you, ok? OK? So, fuck off with this shit!

Plot: "Bro, you're the bug with a death wish here. I'll do you a favour and do the 'raising the stakes' you love so much."

POOF!

Fuck you! Eric grit his teeth and instantly halted his attacks, why? Because of course! Plot! The moment Eric was about to roast them all into some juicy garlic bits (no culinary sense here), Eli stepped forward.

From the beginning until the end, Eli and the king said nothing. They just stood at the sidelines and watched their small army biting the dust. In fact, they had no chance to say anything, because just when their eyes met and the old geezer wanted to open his mouth, Eric whipped out his superior dick to show the king he could get it up but the king couldn't- cough, no- that wasn't what happened.

What happened was that once the king wanted to spit cliché villain lines, Eric gave him no chance and flushed out all the fire he had stored in his body. So, even if the king wanted to say something, he angrily had to swallow it down and endure being ushered into safety without even displaying his strength first.

Eric only managed to roast half of them before Eli escaped the barriers of her protectors and stood right in Eric's attack line. Since she was the main girl, Eric couldn't harm her. Although he desperately wanted to beat some sense into her.

"Eli," Lav softly said but was harshly interrupted by the king, "Hans, you're really tenacious. You're alive?"

Old geezer, these words should be directed to you... Eric scowled seeing the king's smirk, he obviously had bad intentions and an ace up his sleeve. And what a dirty one he had.

"Eli, kill them!"

The once arrogant, bright, naïve and lovestruck girl was nowhere to be seen, instead, a cold killing machine raced towards them. Eric changed back to his pet form and said, "Leave ,let's escape. I'm afraid the king brainwashed her."

What a greedy pest, to do this to his own granddaughter.

"Ruler!" Lav quickly shouted once he realised the ruler was readying his attack, "Don't hurt her. Anyone else ok, but not her. For now, let's escape."

"Are you in love with her?" The ruler scratched his chin but didn't ask anymore as Lav teleported them away.

Frankly, they had no idea how far away they actually were because-

Everything was fucking barren land!

How about 360 no scope? Ha, jokes on you! The only thing you can shoot is fucking barren land! What an easy target! What do you mean no scope! I could even blindfolded shoot it!

Eric was frankly frustrated with this but kept his mouth shut because Lav seemed to sense his annoyance and looked very guilty.

"Cough," Eric changed the topic to stop Prince Charming from sulking, "Do you know where these allies are?"

In other words, is there a way to distinguish this place from a place 10000km away because fuck you! Directions won't work on this shit, much less finding someone!