14]Cliche

Next day.

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I enter the class a little late because I overslept and Minato didn't wake me up, Just as I entered the class I suddenly heard an "IM GOING TO BE THE HOKAGE, DATTEBANE!!!!"

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"Nope," I said as I went out.

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"Now now come in Satoru-kun I promise you she isn't as bad as Nawaki is," Gin-sensei said.

"OI, YOU JUST INSULTED ME RIGHT NOW DIDN'T YOU," Nawaki said standing up, people also started laughing at his reaction.

I sighed and sat on my seat, also I started to like Nawaki a little (no homo) since he has quite a lot of meme energy on him.

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I kept my head a little low and..... MY WAIFU IS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCKING FINALLY, I GOT TIRED OF WAITING.

Huff, why am I out of breath in my thoughts?

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"SUP," I said as the others said the same.

"Ok so can you at least say your name," Gin-sensei said.

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"Y-yeah my name is Uzumaki Kushina and IM GOING TO BE THE HOKAGE, DATTEBANE!!!!" Kushina said.

Suddenly Minato stood up "I want to be the Hokage as well, a Hokage respected by everyone"

"Hold it in Mikoto Don't laugh you'll kill him" I whispered to Mikoto.

"BHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA, I wAnT tO bE ThE hOkAgE AHAHHA" Mikoto said as she laughed.

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The smile on Minato's face became a little strained even more when I started to laugh.

"Well Kushina-Chan goes and Sits next to the loud brat," Gin-sensei said pointing at Mikoto.

"Who are you calling loud!!!" Said Mikoto throwing Shurikens at Gin-sensei.

"Sensei, I don't think you should smoke in class," Kushina said innocently.

"Not again" I groaned.

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"Hey Kushina I want to ask you something," I said.

"Yeah?" She questioned.

"Who do you think is going to be a better Hokage me or Minato," I asked.

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She put her hand on her chin in a thinking gesture, "Satoru"

"YES!!!, suck on that Minato," I said.

"Good now come and sit here," I said patting my lap.

"I think I misjudged you extremely so," She said while going Berserk mode (Later which will be called Hot habanero mode).

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Minato and Nawaki got off their seats as Shikaku said "What a drag"

Kushina then punched both of her fists at me which I easily grabbed.

"C-come on I was j-just joking," I told her scared for my life.

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"Now…Now Kushina that idiots say a lot of crap just ignore him or give him a German Supplex" Mikoto said smiling as Kushina backed down.

"As expected of Mikoto now come here," I said patting my lap.

"You never learn do you," Mikoto said getting up and ganging up on me along with Kushina.

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"C-come on H-help me Hanabi," I said.

"Sigh you're probably going to pat your lap again after I help you?" Hanabi said Tiredly.

"Of course, now come on," I said patting my lap.

"Killer Mode on," Hanabi said activating her Byakugan

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"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

To be Continued...…

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Satoru POV.

At evening.

This feeling, there is a disturbance in a force...…. I can feel it something cliché is about to happen—

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"Oi, Satoru"

And there it is

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"What?" I asked the 5 boys behind me

"Satoru I heard that Orphans get a lot of money right," Lackey No.4 said.

"Yeah, 20,000 Ryo why?" I asked.

"20,000 RYO HOLY CRA—that is enough to feed my whole family for a week, you know I heard YOU beat up some of my lackeys yesterday" The kid presumably the leader says.

"I did? And you have kids?" I asked confused.

The fuck does this guy even want to make small talk like this just come out and say what you want bitch.

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"Hand all your money over NOW and oh your blond brat you hand it over as well, after all, you ALL have been hanging around the outsider," He said sneering at Kushina who visibly shrunk at hearing that.

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How the fuck did Kushina just grow smaller? Anyway, these children acting tough is physically hurting me can't they stop?

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"No.... I don't think I will" I said like the Badass I am.

"Sigh you know I was just going to let you go with a slap on a wrist but it looks like I'll have to at least cripple you No.1 of the Academy," He said as he started running towards me with a kunai.

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"Aren't you the same age as me what are you acting so tough for?

Also, Sigh, I don't know when I became the No.1 of the Academy…but you can insult me all you want after all why should a God give a flying fuck about a human, but now that you insulted Kushina…Now you've done it" I said as Kushina looked ahead with wide eyes.

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Seeing the kid run at me I dropped my bag and my Body flickered beside him and kicked him after spinning a few times, Ooh I should try to use Rotational force.

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I slowly went at stood in front of the leader and brought him up by his head, "Try something like that and you're dead I don't want you again around 1 meter of my friends let alone insulting them…. also, Kushina isn't an Outsider she is a brilliant to-be-Kunoichi of Konoha" I said going back towards Kushina and the others.

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"Weren't they too weak?" I asked Kushina who just gave me a bright smile and muttered a thank you.

"Rather than that aren't you too fast and strong" Minato said looking at the Terrified leader.

Nawaki was just Silent at this he already knew that things happened to Kushina for a long after all she has been at the Senju compound for at least a year before starting to go to the Academy people outside the Senju compound was stupid.

[AN- Extra Chap at 100 Powerstones]