3]Cockroach of Konoha

SATORU POV.

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As I walked down the streets of Konoha after eating The Ramen I sensed someone sneakily looking at me and has been following me for quite a bit of time. This person has a Chakra similar to the Uchiha clan but only in one eye…so this must be…

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"You can come out now, stop following me foolishly already, Trash," I said coldly looking behind me.

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AAHHHH I SO WANTED TO SAY THAT FOR SO MANY YEARS

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"Ho, to have found me well done, My name is Shimura Danzo, A Elder of Konoha and I am here to recruit you into my organization…root," He said seriously.

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What a pain in the ass I still am working on my 'project' and I was about to continue it and this idiot came along, what should I say now?

Kazuma told me that u a bitch so Imma not join 'root'

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Hell, no your Organization More Sus than Deku in Bl Fanfics

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No thanks, I'm part of Soviet Yunyun, in the Future of course.

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"Erm, what does your organization do?" I asked him.

Gotta ask that question or is he going to put a few root members after me.

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He smiled (Did not look good) "Root is an organization that works in the Shadows and protects people of Konoha the reason there has been peace in this Decade is because of Root, how about it do you want to become a person in the Shadows," He said haughtily.

"No"

"Huh?"

"I mean no want to hear it in Spanish? Noh"

"HMPH if you change your mind tell the Hokage," Danzo said.

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After A Month.

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"What a beautiful day outside Birds are chirping, flowers are blooming, and on days like these I don't want to get stalked by people like you," I said throwing Kunai out of my window which hit the mask of a Root ninja that was observing me…and he ran away, the next one will be dead.

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A week has passed and we started to do D-Rank missions which are honestly all good they do is probably to make people loyal to the village which works terribly.

I don't think that the Top leaders of Konoha know just how much Civilians and Clan Members worship the Hokage and The Village, them Forcing us to do this stuff is like a Parent turning off their Internet to help their child study when his online classes are on.

And also to know how much can they bear with hardships in life afterall a Shinobi without much concentration is a dead shinobi.

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Skipping the details about the D-Rank missions we also learned many Ninjutsu's from Jiraiya, oh yeah Kushina also learned the Shadow clone Jutsu she could make at least 1…3…5….8…..20….50...A Mexican family amount of Shadow clones without getting tired by now and I….didnt have that much progress since Six-Eyes has Stopped growing and is now stuck on 20% complete.

I have been sending my Evolved Shadow clones that only die when their chakra is emptied to complete Missions for me and now…after a month we finally have a C-Rank mission.

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"Your Mission is to safeguard a Princess till she reaches the Land of Bird,

Ahem, the Princess of the Land of Birds" Hiruzen said.

"Eh, I'm just going to be rude and say this, did you become dumb?" I asked Hiruzen.

"Yes…I know it sounds dumb but Jiraiya is one of the strongest Shinobi of Konoha and on top of that I doubt there will be many people who will try to rob a Princess with Shinobi guards especially from Konoha,

Nunekins (Ninjas who illegally left their Nation) might try to do something but with Jiraiya, you don't have anything to worry about" Hiruzen said reassuring us.

"I still don't believe in you," I said in Monotone.

"I swear to god I will sentence this brat to death one day" Hiruzen muttered.

"Oya

Oya Oya

Oya Oya Oya

Did the mighty, strong, kind, and benevolent Hokage say something?" I asked Hiruzen.

*Hiruzen smashes his head into desk*

And with a smile along with a bleeding nose the Hokage said "You may go now"

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"You're going to do that again aren't you?" Kushina asked.

"As expected of you Kushina you understand me best," I said nodding.

"Shut up…" Kushina said with red cheeks.

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Why is she blushing did I say something?

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"Does he not realize the effect he has on women?" Asked Nawaki whispering to Minato.

"I don't think he does" Minato whispered back.

"Hey, I do know the effect I have on women," I told them.

'He heard us' Nawaki and Minato thought at the same time.

'Also no you don't' Nawaki and Minato again thought at the same time.

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"So where da princess at?" I asked one of the princess female servants.

"Da princess is chilling in her hotel right now" The female servant replied.

"Aren't we supposed to like…go around this time?" Nawaki asked.

"I'm just going to give this to you kids straight the Princess is being a Pissy bitch because a bunch of kids is protecting her,

While it was her fault to finish all and by all I mean ALL of the money we had, that cunt has the gall to complain," The Female servant said exposing her hate towards the princess.

Damn, people don't like her, do they?

[AN- Extra Chap at 100 Powerstones]