Water Vapor Demon

'Where will you get water vapor in this dry room?'  Malafar sniffed. 

'Watch and be amazed!' 

I ran into the bathroom and shut the door.  Then I turned on the shower to full-blast, cranking it over to the hottest setting possible. 

Within minutes, I was sweating as the room became steamy and foggy with water vapor. 

I sat on the seat of the toilet and called out to the demon. 

'OK Malafar.  Show yourself.' 

And then I tucked my feet under me and waited for him to appear. 

As I waited, I began to laugh. 

I was going crazy.  Did I really want to see a scary demon with fangs and horns appear before my eyes?  Was I that hard up for a heart attack?  Was I actually inviting him into a small bathroom with me just so I could see what he looked like?

I was truly going insane!