Classy Bum

Zhang Sifeng and Zhang Yushen opened their eyes. They are in a park.

"Where is this, Lao Yu?"

"I want to buy ice cream here first," Yushen replied, with a faint smile.

"Hmm," Sifeng muttered as he looked around. Each stall uses kanji, some say katakana and hiragana, on every billboard. Sifeng flinched at that. "You sure this is Beijing, heum?"

"Why are you so sure I'm going to want to go back to Beijing, A-Feng? This is Japan, you idiot!" Yushen said, still wearing a cool smile.

"What? Japan? You're crazy, Zhang Yushen! You came to Japan just to buy ice cream, huh? Really?" Sifeng protested.

Sifeng saw Yushen starting to enter one of the figures. Sifeng let out a ragged breath at being ignored by Yushen.

"Ah, fine! I'll just go home alone, Lao Yu. Look at me!" Sifeng shouted.